Disclaimer: let's get this straight i don't own pokemon, I don't own anything except for my own ideas and originality.

CH.1-Name's Eclipse Don't Forget It Punk

For all who care my name is Eclipse. I'm just a normal umbreon that's trying to live life to the fullest right? Nope you'd be wrong there buddy.

I'm one of those lucky pokemon that was taken in by team rocket since they so kindly killed my mother. Oh and just so you know, reason I'm an umbreon was because I was two when they came and I evolved to try and defend her.

If you didn't see the sarcasm about those bastards then you probably need help but hey I'm just about as psycho as you. You see since my mother, who was a flareon, died I've been with the rockets.

Yeah it sucks to be me. I got a freaking routine here workout, eat, do a mission or two, sleep, then all over again.

I tell ya my life is literally in the crapper…what? Hey! We're not stupid; we can pick up on the words you humans say.

Anyway, life sucks for me here only good thing about it is the fact that I've been checking out this beautiful espeon.

And before u point fingers and say I'm just a softy you're dead wrong….seriously I'll slit your throat if you don't shut up. I may have a thing for that espeon but looks don't cut it with me.

If I was like that, I'd get with one of those pompous executive pokemon that roam this base every freaking day. Bastards, all they do is look around looking all important. They got this look in their eye that just screams "I'm better than you and you suck, so get over it"

Anyway I've been thinking, (hmm u know this place is the crappers…..yeah screw it I'm gonna leave first chance I get). Well lucky me I found out the espeon wants the same thing since she doesn't like working here and she's too nice for the job anyway.

No seriously…she sneaks treats to some of the workers sometimes. I know that's all nice, but in here nice=get your ass stomped on all day.

Some pokemon have tried to make her their little slave or just plain abuse her but I always get in the way. Yeah and don't go "oooh you're protecting your girl" cause that's not it for the most part. I'm only making sure that she at least notices me…which she hardly does since she didn't even tell me her name.

I gotta admit it hurts a little when she doesn't see the things I do for her but hey my time will come. It's a perk to be someone those bastards don't mess though you wanna know why?

Cause I'm strong, sexy, smart, badass, and will tear every single last one of those chumps apart piece by piece and you're on my menu too if you don't watch it. Oh and here's a news flash in case you didn't figure it out…I'm not nice.

I was nice a long time ago but that Eclipse is dead, gone, bye bye, ciao. Anyway I'm boring you guys with this long speech aren't I?

Not that I care but I wouldn't mind telling you all my adventures since I'm so damn sexy. You know who I am now so don't forget it or I'll kick your ass punk.