Lincoln's Modern Life

Chapter 1: Lisa crosses dimensions

By Mr. Kite

Lisa Loud proclaimed to her sisters and brother her new invention. It took her all week but she finally built a cross dimensional machine based on the one Lincoln dreamed about. This one had minor differences, such as its complicated structure wouldn't fit into a watch. She showed her siblings the machine with a look of pride. "Behold!" She said with glee.

"What is this?" Lori asked.

"It's my new invention." She proclaimed. "This is an inter-dimensional device. It can open a door between our world and a different universe!" The siblings did not look impressed. "What?"

"It looks like something outta the Stargate." Lana commented.

"This is not a Stargate," Lisa deadpanned. "This is an inter-dimensional device!" She turned around and pulled a lever. The machine buzzed and whizzed.

Elsewhere in O-Town, Rocko is looking for his dog Spunky. The rock wallaby searched everywhere. At his dining room table, his buddies Heffer and Filburt were playing a board game, eels and escalators. Spunky ran out of the kitchen chewing a shoe. As Rocko tackles Spunky he looks up to see a small hole in the middle of the room. Literally. Rocko stands and pokes it. "What is this?"

Filburt and Heffer stood behind Rocko, Filburt scratching his chin. "This looks dangerous."

"It looks fun, right Rocko?" Heffer said.

Rocko didn't know what to say. Spunky got out of his arms and jumped through the hole. Rocko screamed. "Spunky!" Jumping in with him. Filburt and Heffer following.

Back at the Loud House, Lisa scratched her head at the lack of happening. "I swear it works."

"Good job genius." Lori said before leaving. The others almost left when a dog jumped out of the machine, landing into Lisa's arms. "A dog? I might have connected to a universe filled with dogs." Spunky barked, licking her face. Soon after Rocko, Heffer, and Filburt all flew out of the machine. Heffer and Filburt landing on the floor, Rocko landing in Lily's crib.

"What the? Where am I?" He noticed Spunky in Lisa's arms. "Spunky!" He jumped out the crib and grabbed the dog from the girl. "Spunky are you ok?" Spunky barked. Rocko looked to the shocked Loud children. "Umm… Hello…"

Lisa examined Rocko quizzically. "Interesting. You resemble that of a kangaroo or a rock wallaby."

"I am a wallaby." Rocko said. It was that moment Filburt and Heffer woke up. "Wow. Are we in heck?" The steer asked, poking Lola's tiara. The princess waved his finger away.

"Back off cow!" Lola screamed.

"Well this has been fun, but I should be going now. Come on Spunky. Heffer. Filburt." When the three began to walk through, a green blob thing poked his head through.

"Rocko!?"

"Mr. Bighead?"

Mr. Bighead laughed. "Perfect! I can finally be rid of you!" He disappeared and an axe flew out into the machine. Destroying it. Lisa and Rocko dropped to their knees dramatically. Both shouting "Noooooooooooo!"

Heffer placed a hand on Rocko's back. "It's ok Rocko."

"What do you mean it's ok! We're stuck here! Stuck here forever!" Rocko jumped onto Heffer in anger.

"Not to worry… Rocko was it? I can fix this machine in no time flat." Lisa said, adjusting her glasses. Rocko climbed down.

"Really?" He asked, picking up Spunky.

"Affirmative. But I will need some time, so my siblings shall show you and your friends around." Lisa said, pointing Rocko to the stunned, silent, and shocked Louds. Heffer tapped Leni on the shoulder.

"Say would you happen to have a kitchen? Jumping dimensions has made me hungry."

Leni turned to the steer with a smile. "Totes! Let me show you. Like I could totes make you one of my favorite smoothies." She said, guiding Heffer.

"Smoothies!" He said excitedly. Filburt looked around.

"Oh no. This place is filthy. I gotta wash my hands just looking at it." Filburt said, walking out of the room. "Bathroom. Dirty. Wash your hands."

The other Louds left the room. Lincoln stood next to an exasperated Rocko. "So… You're friends eh?"

"Yep. Your sisters eh?" Rocko said to Lincoln.

Lincoln looked forward at his sisters causing genuine chaos. "Yep."

And so it begins.