AN: So basically the first arc of the story is the 12 episodes of canon plus the ova and from there on its all original. Basically Naruto, Sasuke and Neji are high school students and they join the Takashi gang somewhere at the start. Enjoy because I spent a shit load of time on it.
"Talking"
'Thinking'
"Loud Talking"
Sasuke POV: Z-Day 1257
It was an average day at Fujimi High School and as usual I Sasuke Uchiha like any other high school student was stuck in class. Like any other boring old day Umino Iruka, our sensei, gave his boring ass lesson to the class of 2c and as usual Naruto, Neji and I weren't paying the slightest attention. We are in his class despite being only 15 because we started school a year early.
By best friends Naruto and Neji were brothers to me in everything but blood. We've been through everything and I can honestly say they were more important to me then my immediate family. Naruto was a kind hearted idiot while Neji was a heartless playboy.
We met during our first year of primary school but at the time we hated each other's guts. All three of us were considered geniuses and due to the pride that comes with it we became bitter rivals.
We became best friends when Naruto asked Neji and me to follow him as he led us to a secluded clearing afterschool. He then basically told us we should be allies because we were similar and it would be annoying to hate each other for the many years of school. Needless to say we agreed and as the years went by we grew closer until we considered each other as family.
We swept by the years with great ease and here we are about a decade later in our 2nd year of high school. We were considered gods among our peers and that's not an over exaggeration. We were smart, athletic, and handsome. We win at everything if we are on same team or group. And while this may seem arrogant we are kind of tired of always winning.
Our lives were boring and we all agreed that we needed some excitement in our life. Our lives follow the same pattern everyday; wake up, eat, meet up at the Naruto's house, dodge fan girls as we walk to school, get perfect marks on school work, destroy everyone at any sport, go to the dobe's house for his crazy survival training for the end of the world, maybe fuck a girl or two, sleep and repeat.
Everything was too goddamn easy for us and we hated it; we can get perfect marks, win in any sport, get any girl etc. without trying there was no fucking challenge! We were the target of affection from girls (and some guys) and the target of jealousy and envy from the lesser males.
I looked to my left to see my spiky red headed best friend Naruto Namikaze. His crimson red hair is without a doubt the most badass thing ever. He has it down to his waist in a pony tail with shoulder long bangs AN: Jiraya's hairstyle in red. His violet-blue eyes were another distinction from the norm. AN: Kushina's eyes. He stood at a height of 5' 7" and had a compact body build which was more tone than bulk.
He was currently drawing a map of some sort on his notebook while highlighting what he presumed was the safest route. 'Him as his paranoid ways' the onyx haired boy thought with a smirk 'if it wasn't for the fact that he is just as smart academically as I am I would have mocked him relentlessly'.
One thing about Naruto is that he is a paranoid idiot. He sets up these survival plans in case of anything he watches on the television. He had plans for alien invasions, zombie invasions, ape attacks, electronics declaring war on the human race and the list goes on. His favorite was a zombie apocalypse and his reason 'it was the most likely.'
The likelihood of that happening is slim to none. First off the infection would have to start in every country at multiple places spontaneously. Second the zombies would have to somehow be able to distinguish human from zombie or else they will all kill each other. Third the zombies would have to be decay protected or they would just die after 20 or more days.
Hell how would that shit even start a dead person can't move unless something's controlling it so the infection would have to control the body somehow and wait… why the fuck am I actually dignifying this shit by thinking about it. Stupid dobe.
I looked to my right to see my brown haired best friend Neji Hyugga. He has his hair to straight and down to his middle back. Like Naruto he has his bangs to his shoulder. His eyes were noticeable as well being light gray. He stood at a height of 5' 8" and had a compact build with perfect abs like Naruto and I.
All three of us had natural traits that made us stick out in a crowd. I myself have black hair with a dark blue tint which I keep short and have it styled into what Naruto crudely pointed out, a duck's ass. My eyes were a piercing onyx color and I stood the tallest at 5' 10" with a similar body build.
As I looked over I saw that he was currently looking through naked photos of his previous sexual conquest on his phone. 'Damn her tits are huge why do you need them so huge?' You see Neji is into older women as well as over sized boobs but personally I like them small and perky. Naruto has no preference but for some reason attracts violent women.
Out of the three of us Neji works the hardest for sex. What he does is seduce the more endowed girls in class then seducing their mothers when given the opportunity. Yea I know it's fucked up but hey he my best friend and I can tell he's not a sex addict so I don't really care if he's a home wrecker.
I glanced at the clock almost 1, I sighed 'I hate this shit, I really do.'
Suddenly the speakers crackled with life and the guy speaking tried to give some kind of warning about a killer on campus then started screaming like a bitch.
From there on the class started to freak out but we Team 7 (as Naruto has named us for no apparent reason) stayed calm and dignified. Why? Because we are smart enough to realize that this could be a joke. However if it wasn't freaking out and running through the hallways was a sure fire way to get shot by the killer.
"Why are you guys just standing their get out!" screamed our scar faced teacher.
Neji spoke with a bored tone "Eat a dick bro." Yea Neji is kind of a pompous bastard to anyone other than Naruto and me.
"It's your fucking life." He ran out of the class room nearly tripping on a dropped bag.
"So you guys remember the plan incase an unknown mass murder appears on campus" Naruto questioned loudly so his voice could be heard over the screams in the hall way.
'Yea get the fuck out' I thought.
We nodded as Naruto zipped open his backpack and pulled out some rope his paranoid ass always keeps in his backpack and tied it to the desks while checking if it would hold his weight. He then slid open the window and chucked the end of the rope down 3 levels to the ground floor and slid down it.
"What the hell are those guys fucking zombies?" I heard Naruto yell and with great haste Neji and I slid down the rope. "This has got to be some kind of joke but just in case Zombie Plan GTFO is online," the red head spoke just loud for Neji and me to hear.
'You got to be shitting me, zombies really.' As I looked at what appeared to be a typical zombie invasion scene I couldn't help but laugh at the irony. My bros just looked at me weird; to them it looked like I laughed at our classmates getting eaten in front of us.
I composed my self and got ready for the plan. What the plan basically entailed was for us to run to Naruto's house using bad ass parkour while dodging zombies. It was very similar to the "Fan Girl Plan GTFO" we have done numerous times.
We ran to the front gates while dodging the zombies in a bad ass way. I noticed that few zombies were actually going for us and went for the idiots screaming their faces off. I kept that thought for later. I jumped on the wall of the school then did a flip over two zombies. 'Parkour saved our lives yet again,' I smirked. Learned through hours of training and mastered by running away from fan girls, it was safe to say that they were no where near fast enough to touch us.
"Naruto I am sorry for every doubting you," Neji spoke mid run in a joking fashion as we neared the front gate. I had to mentally agree as I remembered all the times we me made fun of him because of his paranoid tenancies.
We wall climbed over the fence and once we landed the sight that laid in front of us shocked us to the core. There was flames and smoke every where, cars turned over, building lay in rubble. It was a horrifying sight but we forced ourselves to run the block and a half to Naruto's house.
We got to our destination with ease as there weren't many zombies. Naruto pulled out a key from his pocket and unlocked the door. Every survival plan he has every made planned relied on us going to his house or any of his other safe houses.
Yea I know he had multiple but that's what happens when you're the author of a popular book series and have nothing to spend it on. You see Naruto parent's died when he was young; his dad died in a car accident when his mom was pregnant and his mom died during the birthing process. He was raised by his grandfather Jiraya until he was ten when his grandfather died of old age. He of course copied his hairstyle and continued his erotic novels Icha Icha and of course he put a nice plot in it along with insanely better sex scenes.
Once we were inside he triple locked the reinforced door. Once we all caught out breaths and the adrenalin the impact of what had just occurred freaked us out. I had to ask the question on all our minds "Is this fucking real!" I got no response so I asked Naruto "did you honestly believe this shit would happen!" then I pondered 'why is this happening this can't be real zombies are only in movies and games.'
Naruto shaken with fright spat out "I didn't think zombies were possible I made these stupid survival plans because it was a time waster and it annoyed you guys," he took a breath, "but now that it actually happened I'm kind of glad I prepared as I did."
We could only nod. 'What the fuck it was perfectly calm about half an hour ago how can shit go downhill that much in less than 20 minutes?'
He continued on "lets strap on the shit we spent years learning how to use and take those fuckers out, they won't be called zombies 'cause that shit's fake and these bitches are the real fucking deal so refer to them as "them," he looked at us with fire in his eyes "all we know about "them" is that they are sound sensitive since they targeted the yelling dumb-asses before us."
"Tch, typical dobe all ways has to inspire us; you know that's why your always team captain in every sport," I pointed out with a smirk, "besides you would get yourself killed with out me watching your back."
"Man when this is over all the girls left over will have flat chests because girls can't run as fast with big boobs," Neji added with an uncharacteristic pout.
We sweat dropped at that comment. "Hey at least we got wish for some excitement in our lives," I said trying to cheer him up.
It cheered him up but when he put on a cynical grin I almost freaked out. "We get to kill shit, fuck YEA!"
"I think were insane, while everyone else is scared shit less we're here looking forward to killing "them" but I think that's just a testament to how bad ass we are," commented our red headed Taichou "however if we are given the chance to save a life we must take action and help are we clear?"
"Tch, what do you take us for you baka," I spat feigning anger.
"I think you would ignore them while Neji would save them," I turned to see Neji with a look of triumph "if they are well endowed of the opposite gender." He continued as Neji gained a slight frown.
"What ever so when are we setting out to kill those bitches?" I questioned clearly tired of this conversation.
"Well we have time so might as well eat and shower it could be a long time until we get a opportunity to do that in the future." he put on a thoughtful face "at around4 we can leave to go back to the school to get some killing experience."
"And after?"
"Well I have a safe house down town with reinforced doors and such."
"Alright I'm going to hit the showers in the master bed room." interrupted the brunette.
"I got the guest one," I added.
"Then that leaves me with the shitty one."
Time skip Z-day 1410
After I was done taking my shower I walked down to the garage wearing only my boxers and slippers.
"Yo teme your shit's in the left locker," Naruto called out as he walked out of the garage "I'm putting some steaks on the grill last good meal you know?"
I noticed what he was wearing and assumed that my clothes will be similar. He was wearing some all black Vans with black semi-skinny jeans. Over that he had a black sweater and a blood red flak jacket, overall bad ass.
I opened the locker to and started to put the clothes on. The jeans were a lot sturdier than usual obviously for protection and they were perfect size. 'He probable checked our clothes when I was at gym class.' I then put on a gray wife-beater and a black long sleeve thermal v-neck with a hood. 'I didn't see him have a hood so I guess it stays tucked under the sweater.' I put the sweater on and noticed that the arms and neck were thickly armored while the chest wasn't. I zipped it up fully and put on the dark blue flak jacket. 'Great it's not red because that would look retarded with black and blue hair.' There was a lot of pockets and what seemed like a built in harness for my weapons on my back. So far so good.
I sat on a nearby stool as I put my on the long black baseball socks that he had and put on the Vans. I put the unneeded belt on he provided and attached an Iphone case to it (with phone inside) on my front right hip. I saw my weapons and decided to put them on later I grabbed a black tri-fold wallet that had close to grand in cash along with several bobby pins clipped in one of the card holders. 'Cash is near useless unless you use it for gas but the bobby pins are quite useful.' I put on a black Rolex watch that had a compass built in and grabbed the black Ray Bands on the top shelf. I clipped them on the front of my jacket and went to the kitchen.
I saw them setting the table while watching a news report. "Anything useful?' I questioned as I walked to the fridge and grabbed a Dr. Pepper. I noted that Neji's flak jacket was gray.
"No the idiots are trying to keep the infection quiet so to not cause panic," Neji answered.
"Grab your food I cooked them all a pretty rare I figured if we were going to act like blood thirsty bad-asses that we should eat our meat bloody."
'That's terrible logic but I doubted him before only to be proved wrong so might as well go with it.'
"So quick question what are we exactly doing?" Neji questioned "because I don't think we will survive if we go free balling through just because we are well equipped."
"Well I figured that living this new world would suck ass if it was only us three so I'm hoping that we find and join a group of predominantly females that can fight and are pretty hot," the master planner spoke as we sweat dropped at his plan.
"Hey bro if going to this house is the first phase of every survival plan you made then does that mean you all your plans are 1 stepped?" I asked in an almost pleading tone.
"Yup"
Silence
More silence
"Then what the hell are you always righting in that damn notebook?" Neji and I asked indignantly.
"That is me writing the various safe routes and passage ways of most of Japan I have near complete knowledge of all of Japan." He spoke with pure pride.
"Okay then well let's eat, itadakimasu." I started to cut a piece out of the steak and started eating.
The meal went by fast and soon we were walking back to the garage. We stretched and mentally prepared ourselves for the stressful times in the future. 'What will society be like when this is all over?' I pondered before realizing that doesn't matter at the moment.
"Hey guys before I forget I noticed that "they" went for the louder targets so I think they react to sound," I informed as I opened and entered the garage.
We opened our individual lockers and equipped ourselves. I grabbed a bowie knife and hook it on my left hip on my belt. I grabbed the Beretta M9 and holster and attached to my right hip right behind where I had my Iphone case. I grabbed the G36C and hooked it on my back. Naruto just had to set us up like his favorite COD4 class with both using plain iron sights. The advantage us having the same firearms was of course the same ammo so he could have in major bulk. I put 3 30 round magazines for the G36C and attached it to the front of the flak jacket I grabbed two 15 bullet mags for the Beretta.
How ever those guns pale in comparison to the twin swords in the locker. Naruto forced Neji and I to pick a sword designs from a show or game. I picked Captain Kyouraku Shunsui twin swords while Neji got Captain Byakuya Kuchiki sword from Bleach. Naruto well he go Cloud's zanbato from Final Fantasy.
'I have no idea how he can use that monster but he always been the most dedicated for his survival training.' I chuckled "How are you going to carry that shit."
"Well I will have my G36c on my back and have this in my hand at all times and when we drive I will stay on top of the Humvee."
"All right you do that," I checked my watch "it's about 1530 so let's roll out agreed!" I stated with anxiety clearly oozing out. I hopped in the shot gun seat while Neji drove. 'This will be so bad-ass I can't fucking wait.'
Naruto POV 1540
'This is fucking terrible all the people dead,'I didn't tell them but I'm kind of scared like I put on that brave face just so they don't freak out. As I looked across the city I couldn't help but fell despair like we are so damn lucky and prepared that we're treating this like a game. I feel terrible but I won't show it I mean you can't be scared if you're having fun.
I look to the sword in my hand and it was a living testament to my nonchalant training. It was obvious that I didn't train seriously. Zanbato aren't really a viable weapon they were used mostly for showcasing and a way for blacksmith's to show their true skill. I mean really it stands for horse-slaying sword and was used in ceremonies to cut horses and shit. But what ever, it's been thought that it might have had a practical use as a polearm/sword combination so I took it upon myself to master it and as of now I can use it one handed skillfully for short periods of time.
As we drove to the school we noticed a micro bus smash through the gates and drive away. 'That must contain the only people that survived if there is anymore there done for unless we save them because they most likely just locked themselves in a room and hoped for the best.'
Neji stepped on the brakes and I used the momentum to jump of the humvee with ease. He parked it near the broken gate in a way that we can leave in at a moments notice.
'Well hear I go this will shred any doubts Neji or Sasuke may have and will prove that they react by sound.' I took a deep breath and screamed at the top of my longs "Hey assholes my name is Naruto Namikaze and I'm going to kick all of your non-dead asses!"
"Typical dobe I figured you would do that I mean really, you do it at the beginning of every year."Sasuke joked as he got out of the car.
"I got the ones coming from the city you guys cover the front." Neji called out unsheathing his sword and got into a defensive stance. But by the time he said that we were already fighting "them" on the other side of the Humvee.
Normal POV 1547
Naruto sword his behemoth sword horizontally bisecting several of "them" by the waist as Sasuke spun with his twin swords in a deadly dance only a few feet away. Neji was taking his foes 1 at a time in a defensive matter.
"Guy's I think they don't react to pain because they don't show any react to having limbs cut off," Naruto stated as he did a downward stroke with the blunt part of his blade. A sickening crack and a smashed skull was his reward.
Sasuke did an x-shaped slice that cut his foe into four uneven pieces "Hey guy's it looks like they don't die unless it's a blow to the face," he spoke when he noticed that it was still trying to move even with his guts spilling out and with only one arm.
Naruto and Neji both gave an unseen nod as they changed their attacks patterns to aim higher. Neji jab the last of "them" then flicked the blood off as he walk towards his brothers to help them finish off the rest. He had little blood on him due to the fact that he was acting defensively for the most part.
Over on the other side Sasuke switched his grip to reverse to add more spins to his deadly dance drastically cutting down the zombies on his side. Naruto continued to kill scores of them with his wide swipes how ever he grimaced as his arms started to feel numb. 'Shit I thought I was strong enough to use this I guess the resistance from slicing multiple zombies at a time can tire you out.' He thought while he berated himself for not being strong enough.
Thankfully however Neji appeared and the amount of foes he had to fight was drastically reduced. Naruto grabbed the blunt side of the sword with his left hand and started to use it like a pole arm giving his tired arm muscles a slight break.
They fought for what seemed like hours until all of "them" in the courtyard became noting more than rotten meat. They were covered head to toe in the gore of their fallen foes but they didn't give a damn.
"Okay when we get inside only kill those that are close by and try to not attract them because me arms are killing me right now."
"It's your fault for deciding to use that monster; I mean really why did you decide to use that as your weapon?" Sasuke asked in a condescending tone.
"Well I thought I would never need to use it and I kind of thought it was cool." He replied saying the last bit under his breath both they both heard him and couldn't hold their chuckles back.
"So are you going to use your G36C now?" Neji asked after he settled down.
"No, I can still use it but only like a pole arm." He confirmed.
They walked into the school and saw that most of them were dead with stab wounds, caved in heads, and nails to the forehead, "someone killed them all already!" Neji whined.
"Calm down dude there are thousands of students at this school and I think not even a dozen of them survived." Sasuke stated in a reprimanding manner.
They continued their walk going up the stairs and into the second floor. They passed a few of them along the way but Sasuke got to them first due to him being at the tip of their triangle formation. They cleared the entire floor with no trouble and moved on to the third floor.
Once there they saw decent amount of "them". The trio glanced at each other then nodded and started there killing spree. The brunette and onyx haired boys never let their smiles leave their faces as they mowed down their undead ex-classmates. The red head killed them but with less enthusiasm shown by his frown.
It wasn't long until the hall ways were covered red and with "their" corpses along the wall and lockers. They continued their self imposed mission of eradicating "them" from their soon to be lifeless school.
It was around 6 o'clock when most of the school was cleared. They of course headed to the last area of the school to complete their self appointed mission.
"Man I'm hunger all this killing really works up an appetite." Neji whined.
"After this area we can go back to the humvee eat then head of to my safe house in the city."
"Hey quiet, I think I hear something." Sasuke spoke in a whisper.
They heard banging over in the direction they were heading which was odd because "they" only made loud noised when there was food and from the looks of it the school had already been completely turned. 'Sweet there are still survivors hopefully we can save them.' The kind hearted leader thought. "Guy's lets hurry we may be able to save some lives."
"Hai!" his team chorused with enthusiasm as they broke into a fast paced run. It wasn't long until they reach their destination.
They saw a mob of "them" trying to enter the door to the cafeteria. Apparently the sturdy metal doors were able to hold closed for almost five hours. They noticed that "they" kept attracting themselves with the noise of their banging. It was a funny site seeing "them" attacking each other for the noise they make.
The trio shook their heads clearing their thoughts and went in to kill them. It was very easy with them not attacking. So they went and cut down the 50 or so there with ease.
Naruto walked to door and yelled "hey is anyone in there we killed them all so come out!"
They heard a few cheers as the door opened and they saw a familiar face. It was Iruka-sensei and to say he was surprised was an understatement. He opened the door and we saw the familiar faces of Kiba, Sakura, Ami, Choji and Shikamaru our classmates.
"Sasuke-kun" the two girls screamed as they ran to him for a hug and to give him a kiss. Everyone present did a sweat drop as they screamed after hugging his blood soaked body.
"Ha we told you Sasuke would come and save us," they screamed yet again. 'They are so fucking lucky we killed almost all of them already other wise we would be swarmed. How the fuck did both these girls survive they are the loudest people in the school.'
Shikamaru sighed "troublesome, I'm pretty sure that they didn't come here just for the two of you."
"Yea not that I'm not thankful what are you guys doing here and drenched in blood none the less?" their ex-teacher interrogated.
"Well we came to get some killing experience saving people was just a bonus," Neji spoke as he waved his sword around.
"Holy shit are those fucking real?" Kiba questioned as he pointed to the guns and swords.
"Yea now everyone shut up," Naruto said as everyone stopped talking "We killed almost everyone of "them" in the school so all we need to do is escort you to my house and you should be fine so let's go, be silent "they" are attracted to sound so no talking until we get to the car."
Everyone nodded as they started to head out with Sasuke and Naruto in the front with the two girls directly behind while Neji and Iruka guarded the back with Shikamaru and Choji in front of them. It was a silent walk as the unarmed students and teacher looked at the carnage the 3 kids in front of them had caused earlier to get through.
In no time they appeared at the humvee as sun was setting. Neji opened the driver's door and unlocked the other doors. Sasuke entered the shotgun seat as the students and teacher entered.
Naruto took his spot on top.
Iruka wanted to comment on how Neji was driving or Naruto being sitting in dangerous spot but shook the thought away. 'The world we know is completely gone so a minor driving isn't my biggest problem,' the scar faced teacher thought.
Neji drove them back to Naruto's house and while it was uneventful for the trio to the others it frightened them a bit seeing their city in shambles. They eventually reach their destinies but as everyone but the trio exited the humvee they got confused.
"Hey aren't you guys going out?" Kiba asked clearly confused.
Naruto shook his and tossed him the key to the house, "we are going to have a badass adventure however don't worry my house has a month worth of food and there should be some spare swords in the garage for protection.
"Troublesome, hope you guys have fun."
"Thanks again for saving us if you we all survive we should meet up again," Choji spoke for the first time.
Kiba stated jokingly "Damn it you guys are too badass for your own good, go have your adventure."
"It was an honor to be your teacher regardless how short of a period it was."
"Sasuke-kun were coming with you," spoke the two girls as they tried to open the door but saw that it was locked "unlock this door right now!" Sakura screamed.
Neji just smirked and drove them away leaving the fan girls in the dust. Naruto look back and gave a salute. "Hope you guys survive this!" he yelled as they exited the street.
Neji looked at the rear view mirror and saw the girls trying to chase them. When they got far away the distant sound of them screaming Sasuke-kun was all they heard as they drove across away into the destroyed city. 'Shit they are so dead' was the collective thought.
AN: I wanted to make this chapter longer but I realized that I don't have the patience to write 10,000 word chapters so I will make this the normal chapter size. Review flames are welcomed.