Don't worry. Final chapter of Duo's Caffiene Day, second chapter of the sword battle, and new fanfics will be coming up soon.
A Day With Pichu and Totodile
It was a normal Saturday morning at New York City. The Gundam pilots were in a blue GT Cruiser, driving at the speed limit (50 m/h) trying to get to the store that Duo was talking about.
Duo: Okay. Just turn to the left, and count to 10. Once you did that, you look at the left and there it is!!
Heero: (groaning) All right! (calms down, and looks at Duo) Tell me: Have you been to this place before?
Duo: Of course. Why in the world am I telling you these directions if I didn't?
Heero: (groans) Nevermind.
Wufei: Well I hope it's not another strip club that you like to go, pervert!!
Duo: No, it's a pet store. A really cool, but weird pet store.
Quatre: Uhh..what do you mean by "weird?"
Duo: I'll show it to you when we get there.
Heero: OMAE O KOROSOU!!!
Duo: What Heero?
Heero: Thanks to your stupid conversation, you made me lost count!! Now I have to put this damn thing in reverse!!
So Heero did that. When they got there, they saw a sign, and outside of the store, they saw nice looking, but strange animals.
Trowa: (trying to read the sign) Po-ke-man Pet Store?
Duo: It's Pokemon!! Pokemon Pet Store!! And I bet those animals must be pokemon!! Neato!!!
Wufei: You want a cookie with that, Maxwell?
Duo: Shut up!! Bitch!!
Wufei: Weak Baka!!
Duo: Loser!!
Wufei: Gay Pervert!!
Duo: Dumbass!!
Heero: Shut up!!! Anyway, what's pokemon mean?
Trowa: I think it means, poket monsters.
Duo: Why in the world they call it poket monsters? They don't look like that they can fit in your pocket, or something.
Quatre: Trowa will explain it to you, once we get in the darn store.
Once they were in the store, they saw many strange animals. They saw one brownish rat with big fang-like teeth, one bat who was hanging upside-down, with no eyes, a strange animal that the Gundams thought it was blind, and had fire-like quills on it's back, and many more. 20 seconds later, a man popped out of nowhere, and scared Quatre, Wufei, and Duo.
Quatre, Wufei, & Duo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Man: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! (then calms down) Oh, I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to scare you.
Wufei & Quatre: (freaking out) WHAT KIND OF MAD HOUSE IS THIS!?!?
Man: Mad house?
Wufei: (sweating) Yeah!! Look at these animals!! They are like..like...freaks!!
Man: What?! I'm sorry that these pokemon scare you, but I will not allow you to insult them!
Duo: It's okay. He's just like that when he sees these types of animals.
Wufei: SHUT UP!!!!
Man: (glowering at Wufei) Oh. I see. (looks at others/grins) So, is there anything that I can help you, gentlemen?
Heero: Not really. We just came here just to look around.
Duo: And I might buy one of these nice little critters. I think a got enough money.
Man: Go ahead. Look around as long as you want.
So the Gundams did so. Duo looked at the ones, farther down, Wufei and Quatre looked at the ones at the right, and Heero and Wufei looked at the ones to the right.
Quatre: Hey Wufei! Look at this!
Wufei: (moaning) What is it, Quatre!?!
Quatre: Look at this nice pokemon.
Qautre and Wufei looked at a small, raccoon-type pokemon (Sentret) standing on it's tail, looking at something.
Quatre: (eyes widenend) Oh, how cute!!
Wufei: Whatever.
Meanwhile...
Heero: What in the world is this thing? (picks up snake)
Trowa: I thinks it's name is Ekans. Plus this thing is poisonous. You better that down if I were you.
Heero: Don't worry. I know...(Ekans bit Heero's arm) OOOWWWW!!!! ( pulls Ekans off) WHY YOU STUPID SON-OF-A...(faints)
Trowa: (thinks) Looks like Heero fainted. What should I do? Should I pick up the snake, kill the snake, or scream like a sissy for help.Ummm...uhhh....no...mmuuunn....uhhh...I think I'll sream like a sissy for help. (screams like a sissy for help)
30 seconds later....
Heero: That damn snake bit me!! Omae O Korosou!!
Man: That'll teach you a lesson not to pick up a snake. A poisonous one.
Heero: Will I die because of him?
Man: No.He didn't insert the poison fast enough. You just freaked out when he bit you.
Wufei: Anyway, where the hell is that stupid idiot?
Then Duo comes holding a pokemon, and an egg.
Duo: Here I am!!
Wufei: What's that?
Duo: It's my new pet! Isn't that neat?
Wufei: No.
Man: Mum..looks like you have chosen Totodile. Plus, where did you get that egg?
Duo: I found it in the backroom. Can I keep it? Please?
Wufei: No, because I might eat it! (laughs)
Man: I don't know. It'll take a while to hatch, plus it needs a active person in order to do that.
Quatre: Don't worry. Duo is always active.
Heero: Anyway, what's a Totodile?
Man: I think it's a crocodile pokemon, but I need to give you a warning.
Trowa: What warning?
Man: That little critter will bite at anything that moves, and it won't hesitate to do that.
Duo: (giving man money) Don't worry. We won't have a problem with him.
As Duo waited for the change, Totodile was looking as Duo's braided hairs, swinging from left to right. Soon Totodile's jaw slowly opened, and jumped for it. 5 seconds later, Duo was screaming like hell, trying to get Totodile off is braided hair.
Duo: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET THIS DAMN THING OFF!!! IT TOOK ME 3 HOURS TO GET MY HAIR TO LOOK GOOD, AND HE'S RUINING IT!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
When they got back to the house, Trowa, and Heero pulled Totodile off of Duo's hair, and messed it up.
Duo: (crying) That damn thing messed up my hair!! My beatiful hair is gone Whaaaahhhh!!
Wufei: Well, that's what you get!! Anyway, where's the egg that you suppose to take care of?
Duo: Oh, right.
Heero: C'mon, let's get something to it.
Trowa: Good idea.
So the Gundam pilots, along with Totodile, went to the kitchen, and brought a ham sandwich, pizza, and ice cream. While they ate, Totodile just looked at Heero eating a ham sandwich. Then Heero looked at the hungry Totodile.
Totodile: Tododile?
Heero: (swallowing the food) Let me guess, you want some of this?
Totodile: (shaking his head) Totodile! Totodile!!
Heero: (waving the sandwich) Okay. Here you go.
Then Totodile jumped up, and took a big chomp at the sandwich, including Heero's hand.
Heero: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! YOU STUPID IDIOT!!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO EAT THE HAND!!! YOU EAT SANDWICH!!! NOT HAND!!!!
5 minutes later, after helping Heero getting Totodile off his hand, Duo went back to check on the egg. It was in a small basket with a pillow inside it, and a lamp that was about 6 inches away from it.
Duo: (picking up egg) I wonder what's inside it?
Trowa: Dunno. We didn't put a lot of thought into it.
Wufei: Who cares! I'm going to sleep. And I don't want that damn thing, or that damn egg in my room, got it?
Heero: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just go to sleep.
~~~~~~~~~~ Morning Time ~~~~~~~~~~-
It was 8:30 AM, and Wufei was the first one to get up. He decided to fix some eggs and some toast for breakfast. When he checked in the frige, he found out that they were out of eggs. Just when Wufei was about to get mad, he thought of that strange egg that Duo was taking care of. At first it would be a sin to that egg, but then he knew that he was hungry, so he took the egg from the basket. Then Duo came down from his room, yawning. When he opened his eyes, he was stunned that Wufei was about to cook Duo's eggs.
Duo: WUFEI!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Wufei: Uh oh.
Duo ran straight to Wufei, and knocked the egg from Wufei's grip. Then all this slow motion stuff took place, seeing the egg falling to the ground, and seeing Wufei and Duo looking at the falling egg.
Duo: (interrupts slow motion to look at his watch) Damn! I'm about to miss Fantasy Island!
The egg finally hit the ground, and made a big crack on the top. Soon Duo's eyes widened and began to cry.
Duo: NNOOO!!!! NNNOOO!!!!! WHY, WUFEI!!! WHY!!!!
As Duo cried, two small feet popped out at the bottom, and soom began to walk in all directions.
Wufei: Duo! Look!!
Duo: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! IT'S A GHOST EGG!!!!
Wufei: No, you idiot!! I think it's hatching!
Soon, the egg bumped into a table, and made a small crack. Then two small, yellow, semi-triangular shaped ears, covered by a small, thin, black outline. Then two hands popped, and a little black tail popped out.
Wufei: What is this thing?
Then the entire egg began to break apart. Then Duo and Wufei saw was a tiny yellow mouse.
Wufei: What the hell is this?
Duo: (eyes widened) I don't care!! It looks so cute, that you can hug it to death!!
Soon Duo ran to it, picked up the tiny mouse, and hugged it.
Duo: Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you!!
The little mouse was not very happy about this, so it started to charge up.
Duo: Huh? What the?
Little mouse: Pi....CHU!!!
Soon the little mouse shocking Duo, and without noticing, Wufei for about 5 seconds, until they were completely black, and in 3 seconds, they fainted.
To Be Continued......
A Day With Pichu and Totodile
It was a normal Saturday morning at New York City. The Gundam pilots were in a blue GT Cruiser, driving at the speed limit (50 m/h) trying to get to the store that Duo was talking about.
Duo: Okay. Just turn to the left, and count to 10. Once you did that, you look at the left and there it is!!
Heero: (groaning) All right! (calms down, and looks at Duo) Tell me: Have you been to this place before?
Duo: Of course. Why in the world am I telling you these directions if I didn't?
Heero: (groans) Nevermind.
Wufei: Well I hope it's not another strip club that you like to go, pervert!!
Duo: No, it's a pet store. A really cool, but weird pet store.
Quatre: Uhh..what do you mean by "weird?"
Duo: I'll show it to you when we get there.
Heero: OMAE O KOROSOU!!!
Duo: What Heero?
Heero: Thanks to your stupid conversation, you made me lost count!! Now I have to put this damn thing in reverse!!
So Heero did that. When they got there, they saw a sign, and outside of the store, they saw nice looking, but strange animals.
Trowa: (trying to read the sign) Po-ke-man Pet Store?
Duo: It's Pokemon!! Pokemon Pet Store!! And I bet those animals must be pokemon!! Neato!!!
Wufei: You want a cookie with that, Maxwell?
Duo: Shut up!! Bitch!!
Wufei: Weak Baka!!
Duo: Loser!!
Wufei: Gay Pervert!!
Duo: Dumbass!!
Heero: Shut up!!! Anyway, what's pokemon mean?
Trowa: I think it means, poket monsters.
Duo: Why in the world they call it poket monsters? They don't look like that they can fit in your pocket, or something.
Quatre: Trowa will explain it to you, once we get in the darn store.
Once they were in the store, they saw many strange animals. They saw one brownish rat with big fang-like teeth, one bat who was hanging upside-down, with no eyes, a strange animal that the Gundams thought it was blind, and had fire-like quills on it's back, and many more. 20 seconds later, a man popped out of nowhere, and scared Quatre, Wufei, and Duo.
Quatre, Wufei, & Duo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Man: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! (then calms down) Oh, I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to scare you.
Wufei & Quatre: (freaking out) WHAT KIND OF MAD HOUSE IS THIS!?!?
Man: Mad house?
Wufei: (sweating) Yeah!! Look at these animals!! They are like..like...freaks!!
Man: What?! I'm sorry that these pokemon scare you, but I will not allow you to insult them!
Duo: It's okay. He's just like that when he sees these types of animals.
Wufei: SHUT UP!!!!
Man: (glowering at Wufei) Oh. I see. (looks at others/grins) So, is there anything that I can help you, gentlemen?
Heero: Not really. We just came here just to look around.
Duo: And I might buy one of these nice little critters. I think a got enough money.
Man: Go ahead. Look around as long as you want.
So the Gundams did so. Duo looked at the ones, farther down, Wufei and Quatre looked at the ones at the right, and Heero and Wufei looked at the ones to the right.
Quatre: Hey Wufei! Look at this!
Wufei: (moaning) What is it, Quatre!?!
Quatre: Look at this nice pokemon.
Qautre and Wufei looked at a small, raccoon-type pokemon (Sentret) standing on it's tail, looking at something.
Quatre: (eyes widenend) Oh, how cute!!
Wufei: Whatever.
Meanwhile...
Heero: What in the world is this thing? (picks up snake)
Trowa: I thinks it's name is Ekans. Plus this thing is poisonous. You better that down if I were you.
Heero: Don't worry. I know...(Ekans bit Heero's arm) OOOWWWW!!!! ( pulls Ekans off) WHY YOU STUPID SON-OF-A...(faints)
Trowa: (thinks) Looks like Heero fainted. What should I do? Should I pick up the snake, kill the snake, or scream like a sissy for help.Ummm...uhhh....no...mmuuunn....uhhh...I think I'll sream like a sissy for help. (screams like a sissy for help)
30 seconds later....
Heero: That damn snake bit me!! Omae O Korosou!!
Man: That'll teach you a lesson not to pick up a snake. A poisonous one.
Heero: Will I die because of him?
Man: No.He didn't insert the poison fast enough. You just freaked out when he bit you.
Wufei: Anyway, where the hell is that stupid idiot?
Then Duo comes holding a pokemon, and an egg.
Duo: Here I am!!
Wufei: What's that?
Duo: It's my new pet! Isn't that neat?
Wufei: No.
Man: Mum..looks like you have chosen Totodile. Plus, where did you get that egg?
Duo: I found it in the backroom. Can I keep it? Please?
Wufei: No, because I might eat it! (laughs)
Man: I don't know. It'll take a while to hatch, plus it needs a active person in order to do that.
Quatre: Don't worry. Duo is always active.
Heero: Anyway, what's a Totodile?
Man: I think it's a crocodile pokemon, but I need to give you a warning.
Trowa: What warning?
Man: That little critter will bite at anything that moves, and it won't hesitate to do that.
Duo: (giving man money) Don't worry. We won't have a problem with him.
As Duo waited for the change, Totodile was looking as Duo's braided hairs, swinging from left to right. Soon Totodile's jaw slowly opened, and jumped for it. 5 seconds later, Duo was screaming like hell, trying to get Totodile off is braided hair.
Duo: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET THIS DAMN THING OFF!!! IT TOOK ME 3 HOURS TO GET MY HAIR TO LOOK GOOD, AND HE'S RUINING IT!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
When they got back to the house, Trowa, and Heero pulled Totodile off of Duo's hair, and messed it up.
Duo: (crying) That damn thing messed up my hair!! My beatiful hair is gone Whaaaahhhh!!
Wufei: Well, that's what you get!! Anyway, where's the egg that you suppose to take care of?
Duo: Oh, right.
Heero: C'mon, let's get something to it.
Trowa: Good idea.
So the Gundam pilots, along with Totodile, went to the kitchen, and brought a ham sandwich, pizza, and ice cream. While they ate, Totodile just looked at Heero eating a ham sandwich. Then Heero looked at the hungry Totodile.
Totodile: Tododile?
Heero: (swallowing the food) Let me guess, you want some of this?
Totodile: (shaking his head) Totodile! Totodile!!
Heero: (waving the sandwich) Okay. Here you go.
Then Totodile jumped up, and took a big chomp at the sandwich, including Heero's hand.
Heero: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! YOU STUPID IDIOT!!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO EAT THE HAND!!! YOU EAT SANDWICH!!! NOT HAND!!!!
5 minutes later, after helping Heero getting Totodile off his hand, Duo went back to check on the egg. It was in a small basket with a pillow inside it, and a lamp that was about 6 inches away from it.
Duo: (picking up egg) I wonder what's inside it?
Trowa: Dunno. We didn't put a lot of thought into it.
Wufei: Who cares! I'm going to sleep. And I don't want that damn thing, or that damn egg in my room, got it?
Heero: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just go to sleep.
~~~~~~~~~~ Morning Time ~~~~~~~~~~-
It was 8:30 AM, and Wufei was the first one to get up. He decided to fix some eggs and some toast for breakfast. When he checked in the frige, he found out that they were out of eggs. Just when Wufei was about to get mad, he thought of that strange egg that Duo was taking care of. At first it would be a sin to that egg, but then he knew that he was hungry, so he took the egg from the basket. Then Duo came down from his room, yawning. When he opened his eyes, he was stunned that Wufei was about to cook Duo's eggs.
Duo: WUFEI!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Wufei: Uh oh.
Duo ran straight to Wufei, and knocked the egg from Wufei's grip. Then all this slow motion stuff took place, seeing the egg falling to the ground, and seeing Wufei and Duo looking at the falling egg.
Duo: (interrupts slow motion to look at his watch) Damn! I'm about to miss Fantasy Island!
The egg finally hit the ground, and made a big crack on the top. Soon Duo's eyes widened and began to cry.
Duo: NNOOO!!!! NNNOOO!!!!! WHY, WUFEI!!! WHY!!!!
As Duo cried, two small feet popped out at the bottom, and soom began to walk in all directions.
Wufei: Duo! Look!!
Duo: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! IT'S A GHOST EGG!!!!
Wufei: No, you idiot!! I think it's hatching!
Soon, the egg bumped into a table, and made a small crack. Then two small, yellow, semi-triangular shaped ears, covered by a small, thin, black outline. Then two hands popped, and a little black tail popped out.
Wufei: What is this thing?
Then the entire egg began to break apart. Then Duo and Wufei saw was a tiny yellow mouse.
Wufei: What the hell is this?
Duo: (eyes widened) I don't care!! It looks so cute, that you can hug it to death!!
Soon Duo ran to it, picked up the tiny mouse, and hugged it.
Duo: Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you!!
The little mouse was not very happy about this, so it started to charge up.
Duo: Huh? What the?
Little mouse: Pi....CHU!!!
Soon the little mouse shocking Duo, and without noticing, Wufei for about 5 seconds, until they were completely black, and in 3 seconds, they fainted.
To Be Continued......