Wow, first fanfic. I'm so pumped! I thought of this story idea at a-you guessed it-hair salon. SoraRiku yaoi will happen don't worry. Not now though.

Disclaimer: I do not own kingdom hearts…there happy!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Come on Sora just go in for an hour or two."

"I-I don't know…"

"Pleeeease! Come on, man its not like you're robbing a bank or killing anyone."

Roxas begged Sora across the street from the beauty salon. Pence, Ollette, and Hayner were there too.

There all, you guessed it, eating that damn sea salt-flavored ice cream. "Why do you want him to go in so badly Roxas?" Ollette asked finishing her Popsicle and disposing it into the nearest trash reciprocal. The young boy sighed heavily, as though it was a dumb question. "Because, I want to find out if guys who work in hair salons are gay, or is it all a myth."

"What? That's stupid I've been in plenty of hair salons and no one is gay."

"Did you ever ask them?"

"Umm, no?"

"Did they sound like a girl?"

"S-some…"

"Do they sometimes insult you on your shoes or clothes?'"
"Okay, I get the picture you can shut up now!"

Roxas turned to Sora giving him a sympathetic look. "That's exactly why I need a guys opinion on this."

The Blonde put his arm around Sora's shoulders. "But why me?" Sora asked putting his head down. "Your our buddy aren't you?" Roxas asked letting go. Sora scratched the back of his head, he didn't want to go in a hair salon, that would insult his manliness! Wouldn't it? But he was curious about the whole gay guy thing, they're could be some hot guys working here.

Yeah, no one knew it but, Sora was gay, well bi anyways, I think. He doesn't even know. Does looking at a mans dick make you gay, or are you just comparing size? Did touching another man's ass mean your gay? Football players do it all the time and no one questions them. But enough thinking, its time for action, or rather an answer.

"N-no I don't think so." "What! Why not?" Roxas exclaimed clearly insulted. "Cuz, every time you ask me to do something I always end up hurt somehow." "That is so true." Hayner asked finally speaking up. "Hey! That's not true!" Roxas exclaimed pouting a little.

"Oh yeah, what about the time you wanted Sora to go in the girls bathroom because you wanted to know what it looked like, he came back out with a black eye!"

"I didn't say look in a stall." "What about the time you told Sora that you wanted to know if he could out run the junkyard Rottweiler 'Cujo'? He ended up in the hospital for a month."

"He should have run faster!"

"What about the time you told Sora to go into the 'hood' and say 'Sup homie?' to the nearest black guy? Sora was almost shot from a drive-by!"

"Hey, I didn't know they were armed…."

"And the time you told him to dress up as a school girl for Halloween and dance with Seifer at the party?"

"It's not my fault Seifer wanted to have sex with him afterwards and beat the crap outta the costume was too fool-proof."

"And the time-"

"OKAY, OKAY, I get it. But this time nothing bad will happen I swear."

"The answer still no." Sora felt like a million bucks, this had been the first time he'd every stood up for himself, usually he'd do whatever Roxas said afraid to be kicked out of his group. Sora didn't have many friends, Roxas was the only one he well, liked. But looking at how pissed Roxas looked he was beginning to feel overpowered.

"What are ya, chicken?" Roxas asked, smirking smugly. "Oh, come on Roxas that's so childish." Pence sighed throwing his stick away. Whoa, that sounded…odd. "Shut up Pence, how bout it Sora, you afraid to go in a girly building?"

"N-no of course not…"

"So I dare you."

"What? The answers still no!"

"I double dare you."

"Roxas grow up." And with that Sora started to walk away. He didn't need this, Roxas would have to get over it sooner or later.

"I double-dog-donut-dunking-cop fucking-dare you."

Everyone gasped and Sora stopped walking, Childish or not everyone knew that if someone 'double-dog-donut-dunking-cop fucking-dare you' you had to do it, or you were forever referred to as nothing but a thumb sucking coward. And Sora didn't want everyone on the street to point at him a say 'Hey there goes the thumb sucking coward! He was too chicken to go in a hair salon!' and start laughing.

"You can't back down from that, will you…Sora." His voice was smooth as he said his name. He had him there. The only person to ever reject that shot himself from the embarrassment, (he denied going in an abandoned house.) Sora didn't want to shoot himself, he liked life. Loved it in fact.

"Fine Roxas, you win I'll go," Sora gave in. "Sora do you want me to go with you for support?" Ollette asked giving Sora her best smile. "No, I'll be fine by myself." Giving her a half-hearted smile. Sora threw away his Popsicle stick and walked across the street, and stood in front of the mysterious hair salon of wonders. Hey, that sounded like a movie title…anyways, he looked up to see in big letters 'Rikku's hair and nail salon' Sora sighed this was it. He looked back at his friends; they gave him the thumbs up sign. He responded back with the 'thumbs up' He took a deep breath in entered.

"What a brave, stupid little boy," Hayner said shaking his head with disappointment. "Well, lets go." Roxas said walking away. "Hey, I thought we were gonna at least wait for him here." Pence asked catching up with Roxas. "He's a big boy he knows where to find us," Roxas wavered off. "You mean you only wanted to ditch Sora?" Hayner inquired, he was both shocked and disgusted. "Uh, yeah, I don't know why but I've never like the kid." Ollette looked back towards the salon to see Sora finally go in. "Sora…" she whispered, before running after her friends.

Well, that was shorter than expected. Yeah, Roxas doesn't like Sora that's a no-brainer. Is it me or do these kids eat waaaaay too much of that ice cream, these kids should be like huge! Anyways, you know what to do push that pretty little button at the bottom and tell me what you wonderfully nice people think. IT GETS BETTER I PROMISE! Now Review I double -dog-donut-dunking-cop fucking-dare you! Hee hee. (