A/N: Die! Die Necron, die! And you too Vivi! And you as well Kuja! Okay then, now I can write. It's amazing what ideas can pop into your head during a sickness. This is one of them. Hopefully it's a good one.
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 8, 9, and 10, or any other stuff already owned. There, now we can move on.
"Oh yeah! Another goal for me!" Tidus did a victory dance and whooped over his shot.
"C'mon Tidus, we've been playing Blitz-ball for hours! It doesn't work on land! Can't we do something that at least two of us are good at?" Zidane complained. For awhile now, the self-proclaimed "ladies men" of Final Fantasy, Tidus, Irvine, and Zidane, had been meeting with each other and doing random things, from going out on the streets and hitting on random girls, to playing Blitz-ball.
"He's right Tidus. Why don't we play cards? Me an' Zidane are both good at that," Irvine suggested.
"But I'm not!" The non-monkey-tailed blonde whined.
"Yeah, that's why you can't get a date!" Zidane teased.
"Can so!" Tidus shot back angrily.
"Oh yeah? In all the Final Fantasies, I'm the only guy who has actually been seen hitting on a girl successfully," the thief taunted.
"That may be true, my young monkey-tailed friend, but some people call me a space cowboy. Some people call me a gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice, I don't know why, it's mostly senile old people that do, but I speak the pomple'muse, or however you say it,of love," Irvine said slyly.
"Pomple'muse, I think,is French for grapefruit!" Tidus yelled.
"I know," Irvine said.
"So you speak the grapefruit of love?" asked Zidane.
"You betcha."
The two blondes looked at him oddly, and asked the exact same question. "Where is it, Irvine?"
"Under your grill," he sighed. Tidus went over and lifted his grill from where it stood on the patio. Underneath were about five poppy flowers. "Now c'mon Irvine, what did I tell you about trying to grow your own opium at my house?" Tidus asked angrily.
"Do it at mine?" the marksman asked meekly.
"That's right. Now, Zidane, I believe I have gotten a date before!" Tidus remarked, turning back to his friend.
"Oh? When was this?" Zidane asked mockingly.
"When me and Yuna were kissing in that pond!"
"Oh come on, Tidus! That doesn't count! That's main character stuff with the plot! If that were to count, I suppose all the times me and Dagger hugged would count too, and I would still beat you! Besides, that wasn't a date, that was spinning in a pond, not an actual date." The Tantalus member had once again had beaten Tidus.
"Gentlemen, I believe yours truly would have scored much more than he did if he had come earlier in the game," Irvine argued, now recovered from his brief period of highness.
"Zidane, your airship can take us anywhere, right?" Tidus asked.
"Yeah, why?" Zidane asked.
"Can it go to other lands?" the blonde asked.
"Yes Tidus, otherwise we wouldn't be able to meet like this," Zidane pointed out.
"Then in that case, I have thought of a way to settle this. We all go to different lands and see who can hit on the most girls successfully!" Tidus grinned from ear to ear at his brilliant idea.
"It could work, but I have one rule: No hitting on Dagger, Yuna…and I suppose that's it, since Irvine isn't a main character," Zidane stated. With that, they all climbed aboard the Invincible.
"If we're to follow Zidane's rule, I think we should go to the 7 world. None of us are from there," Irvine suggested.
"Alrighty then, we're off!" Zidane shouted. The Invincible slowly climbed into the air, and shot off in the direction off the metropolis of Midgar.
A/N: Kind of short, I know. They'll get longer! Really! At any rate, let me know if you like it by hitting the nice button in the corner that says go. It will let you review my story, which is good. Until then, I shall be swamped with school work!