When Thor was at the banquet
I kept on seeing him look at Sif while he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make Jane jealous?
I mean, not like I care about that oaf
But he was totally fighting me all night last night
And I don't know if it's a dominance thing or not
So... like what do you think?
Did you think it's a cover up?
How did that peasant even get in here?
Do you see him?
he's so skinny and that armour is so tacky
Who wears copper?
Why does the DJ keep on playing "Get Lucky,
I'm not feeling very lucky
After we go to the bathroom, can we go destroy Jotunheim?
I really need to destroy Jotunheim
But first,
Kneel Before Me
[Beat drops]
Can you guys help me pick a title?
I don't know if I should go with Lord King Loki or Loki All-Powerful
I wanna sound regal
What should my coronation speech be?
I want it to be clever
How about "You were made to be ruled"
I only got 10 servants in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should kill someone?
Let me try again- Kneel before me!
[Beat drops]
Wait, pause, that old man just stood up
What a creep
Does he actually think he's being smart?
He should really know by now
There are no men like me
Kneeling is their natural state
It's the unspoken truth of humanity
Duh!
Who can resist someone as powerful as me?
Let's take over Nornheim next
This is fun
This person totally isn't kneeling
Do you know anyone else here?
Oh my God, Thor just texted me- AGAIN!
Should I really go back to Asgard with him?
I should make him kneel
Kneel [x8]
Kneel Before Me!