And I finally got to this! This will be fun...XD *Maniacal laughter*
Zim fought his way through a crowd of kids at the skool (Which was a literal hell, but at least he was never in danger here), seeing as he was shorter than most kids there. Dib has gotten in detention for being an annoyance. Which just made Zim respect Mrs. Bitters all that much more, seeing as she shared the same branch of sass in some ways. Dib was surrounded by the retards he was forced to go to skool with, as soon as he had stepped out of the detention chamber. I can't believe how inferior this species is sometimes Zim thought in slight disgust, But that just makes taking it over just that much more fun he ended that thought with a smirk as he went over to Dib and pulled him out of the crowd, uncaring to the jeers he heard from his fellow skool mates. No matter what they called him, THE MIGHTY ZIM WOULD PREVAIL! Zim thought with a sense of smug victory. "Hey, why are you doing me a favor? I'm trying to beat you!" Dib exclaimed, not believing for a second this didn't have a price, and he was right. "Felt like getting you out of there while I could, seeing as you looked like you might have been killed." "Riiiiight, like this doesn't have a catch." "Just one." "I knew it!" "I just want you to help me fix Gir, he needs a new sensor and a new left optical lens." "That's it?" "Yup, what did you expect more?" "Yeah, kinda." "Eh, it wasn't like I saved your life...Or maybe it was, I have no idea what those retards would have done." "True, I guess." "I gotta go find Gaz, see you later." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO MY SISTER FOR?!" "Uh, me and Gaz are friends. Did you not notice this?" " Oh yeah..." "Idiotic humans" Zim muttered that last bit out as he went to go find Gaz, the one human who understood him.
"Hey Gaz, have you thought of any new ways to slowly murder and torture your brother yet?" "Several, you know that's my favorite pastime besides gaming." "Yeah, and I love hearing the ways you plan these out." "I thought Irkens were incapable of love." "No, we're not; we just have grown soulless over the years." "Ah, so we still DO have something in common." "Yup, other than hatred of Dib filth." "True." Zim and Gaz carried on with their conversation, and Dib (Who was hiding in the bushes, eavesdropping) was shocked to learn Gaz was almost... normal... around Zim. That terrified him, seeing as he was aware Gaz was the most murderous person in the universe. "You wanna work more on your demon powers? I need to get that technology right." Zim said suddenly, and jarringly for Dib. "Sure, I need to get away from Dib anyway." Demon powers? what in the...Oh wait, she plays that vampire piggy game with those powers right? Dib reasoned with himself as he pondered what they meant. He, of course, followed them to Zim's base. He soon found out what they meant, seeing as Gaz was throwing every element of nature you can think of at targets. Fire, lightning, water, earth, air, anything was a weapon of mass destruction now. "Thanks Zim, this is a great birthday present. Can't wait to make Dib beg for mercy with this..." Gaz smiled creepily and opened her eyes to Zim, who only stared at her with a look of respect and slight adoration while he smiled back. Gaz threw a small ball of water at him, straight at his head. Zim never even flinched, he just re-directed it at the bush
which Dib was in. "You didn't think I would equip this in my pak? I can't just let you have all the fun Gaz." "I would have been disappointed if you HADN'T equipped it Zim,." "Duh." as Gaz and Zim continued to talk, oblivious to the fact Dib's plans of recording this were dashed...AGAIN.
This feels like an actual episode XD, who else concurs (Agree's)?