So this is just stupid...and i will update it. Please review!
Dear Voldemort
HOW ARE YOU? It's been so long! Really, I mean I agree the duel in the graveyard was not very far away but I am missing you! If you are really back, let's duel!
Anyway, so I am writing this letter to you to inform you about the new Defense Teacher we have-Umbridge! She says that you do not exist! I mean, can you believe it Voldemort? SHE SAYS THAT THE DARK LORD DOESN"T EXIST!
I said no, he does and I got detention! Poor me! But you should do something….or else, umbridge will establish the fact that you are not back. Now we don't want that, do we?
Anyways, I will write when I am free next. Everybody sends their greetings!
Your Arch-enemy,
Harry Potter.
P.S.: George's asking how you got your eyes so red? They are working for a prank shop.
P.S.: Fred wants to know why don't you have a nose? Actually, even was wondering it….why don't you have a nose?
P.S.: Hermione would like to know how did you study for exams in Hogwarts? Says you were one of the best students. I don't know, because I am not interested.
P.S.: Ron's asking you to crucio Wormtail-that Bastard slept with him for so many years and with Percy before that. Kindly comply with his wishes!
As Voldemort put down the letter, he realized that the Boy-who-lived had finally lost it.