Hello there! This is a modern au HEAVYILY ZOLU fic based off the prompt of getting a wrong number text and then their relationship escalating...this fic is mainly inspiried from the Inuyasha fic, Wrong Number Text. :D
SO YEAH. ONTO THE FIC. btw i'm secretly another one piece fan who's posted fics before but y ou all will NEVER KNOW BC I'LL NEVER REVEAL WHO I AM. i might one day but anyway onto the fic. it's unedited and was written at like 4 am. idk how many chapters there will be just know they're gonna be relatively short. yes.
disclaimer: i don't own one piece
(4:46 A.M)
oi where's the kitchen
Luffy is awoken to the sound of an airhorn next to his ear, courtesy of his text message notification. He groans and slaps his phone, as if that'd solve anything, wondering why the fuck he was getting a text as ass o clock in the morning when whoever is texting him could be doing something better: sleeping. But no, sleep is apparently not allowed, because just as he's shoving his phone under his pillow so he could ignore it, another airhorn noise.
Luffy briefly wonders why he never changed that sound from when Usopp set it up as a joke, and in this moment? He regrets having the sound of an airhorn as his text notification. The simple thing he could do right now is that he could easily just turn off his phone and chuck it on the floor for some well needed sleep, but whoever was texting him was being insistent, as there is another airhorn alerting him of yet another text.
(4:48 AM)
also can u please get ur fucking boots out of the hall I just tripped
(4:50 AM)
and btw we're out of booze
Luffy blinked at the brightness of his screen, reading this number and these texts very carefully. His first thought: Why would anyone keep toilet paper in a closet? Why not under the sink? His second thought: who even WAS this number?
It's stil 4 am and Luffy is half awake by now, so he figures there's only one way to solve this. Clicking on his message button, he types back:
(4:54 AM)
WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT THIS HOUR also why can't u find that kitchen? and who texts about booze at this hour!
Luffy chucks his phone onto the floor after that.
"You're late again, Luffy!"
Luffy trudged up to Usopp, glaring at him through heavy eyelids. Honestly, he wished he could have skipped school today, but Sabo insisted that he HAD to go. Even when Luffy whined and tried to bat his long eyelashes and a puppy eyed look at his brother, all that happened was he got grabbed by the ankles and tugged straight onto the floor. Usopp, upon seeing the murderous glare and feeling the blood thirst radiating off one exhausted Monkey D. Luffy, uncrossed his arms and regarded his friend with a frown.
"What's up with you? Didn't sleep?" Usopp asks as they walk in their first class, seeing Luffy rub his eyes with the heel of his palm.
"I got woken up by some weird text really early and had trouble going to sleep after that. Then Sabo woke me up and I barely had time to get ready properly…" Luffy explained, sliding into his seat and pulling out a small pocket mirror to see how disheveled he looked. "I didn't even have time to eat breakfast…"
Usopp gasped and leaned back, "Monkey D. Luffy?! Skipping breakfast?! Is the world coming to an end as we know it?!"
"Shut up Usopp, I'm so hungry! When's lunch? I'm STARVED." Luffy whined, frowning at himself in the mirror before shutting it and shoving it back into his bag.
"It's not for like…another 5 hours. Sucks for you, man." Usopp prodded him in the arm and Luffy just groaned, slamming his head on the desk. Stupid phone guy at 4 am. What was his problem anyway? Not knowing where a kitchen was at 4 in the morning…what an idiot, really!
Luffy's phone vibrated in his pocket.
(7: 33 A.M)
wtf are you talking about sanji
and I still need booze
"Who's that?" Usopp asked, noticing Luffy frowning at his phone.
"The guy who woke me up at 4 in the morning. I think he's got a wrong number." Luffy tilted his head slightly, reading over the word 'Sanji'. It sounded so familiar…yet, from where? "Should I text him back?"
"You could always mess with him."
Luffy hummed, fingers already tapping away at the keyboard on his screen.
(7:34 A.M.)
I'm not sanji! Who's that?
Also, do you have a drinking problem?
(7:34 A.M.)
look nice try but it's not working
and no u know I don't
(7:35 A.M.)
But I really don't know who you are!
Or who sanji is. I do know that I'm hungry and you probably need rehab.
(7:35 A.M.)
Are u fucking kidding me
(7:36 A.M.)
No, I really am hungry.
(7:37 A.M.)
Shit. U really aren't sanji are u
(7:37 A.M.)
Nope! This is a new phone for me. Your friend probably had it before then I bought and now here we are.
(7:38 A.M.)
Fuck.
Luffy dropped his phone back into his bag after reading the message from the Mystery Stranger, glancing up at the teacher who just waltzed in 10 minutes late. Putting his head down as soon as the teacher started to talk, Luffy closed his eyes and prepared himself to fall deep into a well needed, 50 minute sleep.
After having a dreamless nap, Luffy was awoken to the sound of books being slammed onto the floor. The noise caused for him to jump, waving his arms frantically and almost falling out of his chair at the shock of the sudden loud noise.
"About time! You weren't waking up for anything!"
Luffy blinked multiple times, fully becoming his aware of his surroundings now that someone (a girl, from the sounds of it) was trying to talk to him. He looked around, stopping on the form of Nami standing above him, his bag on her shoulder. "Nami?" He questioned.
"Yes, you idiot. The bell rang like 3 minutes ago and you still haven't moved from your desk." Nami explained, putting her hands on her hips and looking exasperated. "Don't you have another class to get to? Usopp already left after trying to wake you."
Luffy hummed, standing up and stretching. "I think I'm gonna skip it. I'm exhausted."
"Luffy? Exhausted? I didn't think those two words could go together."
Luffy frowned at her, crossing his arms now. "I didn't sleep well. You know what I'm like if I can't get to sleep after being woken up. And then some guy just texts me and wakes me up and I barely had time to get my last hour in. I was so tired I couldn't even get ready!" He complained.
Nami took in his appearance. Rumpled shirt, wrinkled blue shorts, hair left unbrushed and face void of any use of any type of product. Definitely a sign of Luffy being late this morning. "I can tell." She commented.
"Why do you have my bag, anyway?" Luffy reached over and took it off her shoulder, slinging it over his own.
"It was vibrating a lot. I think someone's trying to text you. Anyway, you better be off to take a nap until Lunch. Don't let Sabo know that you're skipping." Nami waved a hand, going to find her seat as Luffy laughed about the thought of Sabo finding out his class-skipping habits.
Jogging down the hallway and out the doors to a small hidden area behind the gym, Luffy plopped down on the ground and sighed happily as he laid down in the grass, using his backpack as a pillow, ignoring the ringing of the tardy bell. No teacher was going to make him get up, no way.
Just as he was about to close his eyes and sleep until he sensed the lunch bell, his backpack vibrated. More specifically, the phone in his bag. Luffy groaned.
(8:32 A.M.)
do u kno the number of the guy who had the phone before?
Staring at the words on his screen, Luffy reluctantly slid his finger across them and unlocked his phone. Might as well reply, then nap.
(8:32 A.M.)
Why would I know that?
(8:33 A.M.)
just a thought I had I guess
(8:33 A.M.)
Well I don't know, oh well!
(8:33 A.M.)
how'd u even get his phone, anyway?
"This is seriously getting in the way of my nap." Luffy grouched as he typed again.
(8:33 A.M.)
A used phone shop I think. It's kinda cracked. My brother picked it out.
(8:33 A.M.)
damn idiot always dropped the thing when he was cooking.
Shit and I can't get in contact with him now until he gets back and I really needed for him to run out and buy shit…
(8:34 A.M.)
Why not just buy it yourself?
(8:34 A.M.)
I'm busy.
(8:34 A.M.)
Or lazy?
(8:34 A.M.)
…or I'm not allowed to drive.
(8:35 A.M.)
Not allowed to drive?
(8:35 A.M.)
It's a long story.
(8:35 A.M.)
Sounds boring.
Luffy shoved his phone in his pocket, turned on his side, and promptly fell asleep.
and yes! that was the first chapter! okay! yay!
there's gonna be more posted real soon but i have other fics working on too...but yeah. yeah. look forward to those.