Alfred rode on his tricycle, feeling rather confident. He was totally gonna get the babe! He rode onto Ivan's patio and he ran his front wheel into the door instead of knocking. Ivan opened the door. "yoohoo mr russia I would like to sell u some freedom! there's a big summer blowout" Ivan nodded and Alfred smiled, and stood up. But he did the unexpected and pinned Ivan against the wall. He grazed his lips over Ivan's ear and he smirked, and screamed: "NOO;T NOOT!"