This is a PARODY.
By continuing reading this, you are stated that you KNOW this is a parody.
Now on to the AN:
A Tale of Two Souls That Were Told Not To Be Together, But Are Anyway
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Chapter One: Betrayal
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"INUYASHA! How could you!" Kagome screamed, her voice echoing through the forest, nearly shaking the forest with its screechy tenor.
From his spot on the ground, Inuyasha glared at the girl. "What do you think I'm doing, wench? I'm completely forgetting about you and my promise to protect you to mate with Kikyou! What a dumb question...!"
(This is part where we feel BAD and HURT for Kagome, and MAD at Inuyasha. Why should he be with the woman he loved 50 years ago- the show is about KAGOME, not a CLAYPOT)
Rolling over from behind Inuyasha, the said woman grinned 'evilly.' "He's mine now Kagome- or wait, wasn't he mine the whole time? I forget you know, with not being the main character and all. I'm the second-to-most antagonist, not the protagonist."
Turning to face Kikyou, the half-demon pouted slightly, his lower lip sticking out in a dog-like way. "The show is named after me, though!"
"Well, yes, but there wouldn't be half as many viewers if there wasn't the chance of a budding relation ship between you and Kagome- oh yes, and the drama of me coming back and threatening the 'relationship' between you two."
"But I loved you first!"
"Yes, but I'm now one of the most hated characters, next to Naraku, but even he has a fan club."
"Ah, I see."
"Inuyasha! I'm leaving, I'm going home and staying! This is the last time I'm taking this from you, I'm tired of this; I try to help but no, you run off with her and I'm sick of it!" Kagome screamed, her face red with anger, fists clenched tightly.
"You do realize you used 'I'm' four times in two sentences, right?" Countered the raven haired priestess.
Mouth open in anger, Kagome stormed off in the direction of the well, the bag of stuff she had been holding clutched in her hand- witch was turning white, by the way, from holding on so tight.
The new mates lay together, watching her stomp away and hoping, idly, that she would somehow fall from the well too quickly and splatter herself on the bottom.
"Actually, it was five times." A small airy voice informed, and seeming to come out of nowhere, Shippo appeared near the two.
Kikyou looked as if she was thinking for a moment, then a light bulb appeared above her head. "Ah, I remember. She said "I'm leaving, I'm going home." Thank you, pup."
"You're no problem- can I ask you a question?"
"Sure."
"Is she leaving for home?"
"Yes."
"And did she take the jewel shards with her?"
"Shit." Inuyasha answered this time, nearly growling.
By continuing reading this, you are stated that you KNOW this is a parody.
Now on to the AN:
A Tale of Two Souls That Were Told Not To Be Together, But Are Anyway
-
Chapter One: Betrayal
-
"INUYASHA! How could you!" Kagome screamed, her voice echoing through the forest, nearly shaking the forest with its screechy tenor.
From his spot on the ground, Inuyasha glared at the girl. "What do you think I'm doing, wench? I'm completely forgetting about you and my promise to protect you to mate with Kikyou! What a dumb question...!"
(This is part where we feel BAD and HURT for Kagome, and MAD at Inuyasha. Why should he be with the woman he loved 50 years ago- the show is about KAGOME, not a CLAYPOT)
Rolling over from behind Inuyasha, the said woman grinned 'evilly.' "He's mine now Kagome- or wait, wasn't he mine the whole time? I forget you know, with not being the main character and all. I'm the second-to-most antagonist, not the protagonist."
Turning to face Kikyou, the half-demon pouted slightly, his lower lip sticking out in a dog-like way. "The show is named after me, though!"
"Well, yes, but there wouldn't be half as many viewers if there wasn't the chance of a budding relation ship between you and Kagome- oh yes, and the drama of me coming back and threatening the 'relationship' between you two."
"But I loved you first!"
"Yes, but I'm now one of the most hated characters, next to Naraku, but even he has a fan club."
"Ah, I see."
"Inuyasha! I'm leaving, I'm going home and staying! This is the last time I'm taking this from you, I'm tired of this; I try to help but no, you run off with her and I'm sick of it!" Kagome screamed, her face red with anger, fists clenched tightly.
"You do realize you used 'I'm' four times in two sentences, right?" Countered the raven haired priestess.
Mouth open in anger, Kagome stormed off in the direction of the well, the bag of stuff she had been holding clutched in her hand- witch was turning white, by the way, from holding on so tight.
The new mates lay together, watching her stomp away and hoping, idly, that she would somehow fall from the well too quickly and splatter herself on the bottom.
"Actually, it was five times." A small airy voice informed, and seeming to come out of nowhere, Shippo appeared near the two.
Kikyou looked as if she was thinking for a moment, then a light bulb appeared above her head. "Ah, I remember. She said "I'm leaving, I'm going home." Thank you, pup."
"You're no problem- can I ask you a question?"
"Sure."
"Is she leaving for home?"
"Yes."
"And did she take the jewel shards with her?"
"Shit." Inuyasha answered this time, nearly growling.