Title: The Magnificent Seven Cats AU: "A Real Man's Drink"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: Buck is introduced to the native micemen's drink.
Challenge: Anneack's Magnificent Seven Challenge for 6-21-10 to write a 100-word drabble involving tea or coffee
Warnings: TM7 Cats AU, Drabble
Word Count: 100
Timeline: Takes place shortly after Buck and Chris come to be with Josiah, Nathan, and the micemen
Disclaimer: Buck Wilmington, Josiah Sanchez, and The Magnificent Seven are & TM CBS, The Mirisch Group, MGM, and Trilogy Entertainment, not the author. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Any one who wants to play in this universe may do so with two exceptions: We ask that you give Queen Cindy and ourselves, Pirates Turner and Sparrow, proper credit for the creation of this AU and we require that you absolutely do not kill or greatly injure any of these characters, the latter being due to the fact that we do not want such a thing to come back and bite our sweet children. Yes, the beings who are mixed with the Seven to make this new breed of heroes, as well as the other characters, are very real and dear to our hearts. :-) They have all already been rescued from various dangers and perils in the world, and we do not wish to have to do so again nor would we ever wish such tragedy upon our loved ones. We have pictures of the kids used herein if any one would like to see.

Buck hissed as he spat out the drink he'd swallowed. "What the Hell is that piss?" he yowled, his spotted fur fluffing out.

The natives looked puzzled. They didn't know what "Hell" or "piss" were.

Josiah patted Buck's shoulder with a large, gray paw. "It's what the natives here drink," he explained.

"Well, I know that, but what the heck is it?"

"Honeysuckle tea."

"Tea?" Buck yowled his displeasure and gently raked his claws over his tongue.

"You're offending them," Josiah warned, his long tail bushing.

"I can't help it! They need to get a real man's drink - like milk!"

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