Reincarnation

by That One Lonely Guy

Someone who died, wanted to live again, and therefore, reincarnated as the main character in a story he loved. He knew that story, he had read one of those times, again and again. But then, what was the problem that he only had tertiary characters as his options? Something was wrong here and he was going to screw everything, he knew it. Rated T for now, possibly M

1. Chapter 1

Do you know when you end up at the bottom of the line?

Is that moment in which you get fucking stuck and you cannot do anything to save yourself.

How do I know that it is the bottom of the line? Quite simple really, I am there myself.

I died.

In the middle of the street, I think that there was someone screaming for revolution and then someone threw a rock on my head.

That's how I died.

I was retarded to the point that someone was completely capable of killing me in one hit.

One fucking hit and I am dead.

But not only that, but now I am here… IN THE MIDDLE OF WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS!

I see a bunch of shit around me.

[Dragon Ball: Resurrecting as Yamcha]

NO! That already happened, not to mention there is a giant lack of chicks on the universe of Dragon Ball Z, fuck that shit, I ain't stupid, not to mention that Yamcha is the fucking joke of the anime, if I am supposed to choose this, I hope this get to be a crossover universe, like that one in which I made Naruto part of the Dragon Ball Universe just so that the humans could have better shit to do since they would be better if they could use some shady tricks on tournament power.

Not to mention, how many fanfictions had a plot in which the character dies and is capable of choosing whatever universe as if it was an important choice just so that he discover he can travel through different universes?

[One Piece: Resurrecting as Usopp]

You gotta be kidding me, right? There is no way I am going to be reborn as Usopp, first of all, I can't aim for shit, second of all, I am even more of a coward that he is, third of all, did you look that nose? I have no chances in getting a girl if I have that thing, chicks be going for me to use my nose as a dick, but hey, the timeskip version of him have more muscles than I have, so there is that.

[Fairy Tail: Resurrecting as Hibiki Lates]

…Isn't this the name of the dude whose master uses perfume and hits on Erza? Didn't he also helped Lucy with the Urano Metria spell? I seriously can't remember much of him, or maybe he never was that important at all?

[Naruto: Resurrecting as Kabuto Yakushi]

Jesus Christ, they are only giving me the shittiest of the shittiest characters on the respective verses, well, at least he is like, Jonin level on the anime on Part I and then he turned into one of the top tier in Part II, I will put this on maybe, perhaps?

[RWBY: Resurrecting as Russel Thrush]

Wait, who is this dude again? Oh yeah, I remember him now, he is the dude who says about the Big Ursa and has a videoclip music with that name, not to mention that double team on Pyrrha, that dude, the problem is that he is nonexistent after that, just like the rest of CRDL, but I will put it on a maybe.

[Avatar, the last airbender: Resurrecting as Jet]

Jet… Jet? Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet, I think that he appeared in like, the beginning of the show with a crazy plan in killing people from the Fire Country, then he appeared in Ba Sin Se, discovered of Zuko and Iroh, was kidnapped by those people of the Lake Laogai and then got himself killed when he rebelled after he broke of his mind control or whatever that was.

Ah man, all of those have really negative points to why I shouldn't choose them, but then again, no one here is ugly as a mule, so there is that.

Is it gay saying that possible future versions of myself are handsome? Well just in case, I will say no homo.

"No homo." See? I said it.

Oh man, I will think about it before I do anything.