== BE DAVE

I was scrolling through the webpage, getting frequently more annoyed

If I wanted to stay in this house, I had to have a roommate, according to the landlord ((Is that what it's called in 'Murica?)).The landlord was a douchedick. I didn't really want to share my house with anyone, but I can't afford to lose this one, too! It's the best place I've had in a while.

I couldn't find an appropriate person. At all. I had hoped for someone with good taste in music, but of course, nothing would go my way. First, my friend wishes me happy birthday - a week after my 25th. Then, my girlfriend of 2 years breaks up with me, because she 'Likes someone else'.

Done.

Completely D.O.N.E.

Sigh. Anywhore, I carried on scrolling until i found a particularly badass post -

Name: Cathreena Carter (I go by Reena. I aint from fucking Victorian times)

Age: 24

I'm looking for someone to live with. Someone who actually has a good taste in music, cuz i aint up for fuckin' 1D every night, yah know what i mean? But yeah, dubstep, punk shit, and emo will do me just fine! I also LOVE apple juice. It's the SHIT!

I smoke, though I'm tryna stop, cuz that shits NASTY. Skating, music and nerdy british TV shows are my favorite things. My favorite color is red, and I'm looking for somewhere in Texas. Preferably Texas. Anywhere else is fine, though. As long as you aint some fucking ass-rapist, coz that'd be weird.

Good fucking luck

Like woah. This chick is fucking badass as the ground that my cool ass feet decides to walk on (Badassery level: Around 50 billion. Thats really high, for a chick)!

I decided to consult my best bro about it.

turntechGodhead [TG] started pestering ectoBiologist [EG]

[TG] yo

[EG] Hi

[EG] Any luck on then roommate thing?

[TG] yeah

[TG] theres this girl called reena who seems pretty cool

[TG] i mean

[TG] heres her description

[TG] Name: Cathreena Carter (I go by Reena. I aint from fucking Victorian times)

Age: 24

I'm looking for someone to live with. Someone who actually has a good taste in music, cuz i aint up for fuckin' 1D every night, yah know what i mean? But yeah, dubstep, punk shit, and emo will do me just fine! I also LOVE apple juice. It's the SHIT!

I smoke, though I'm tryna stop, cuz that shits NASTY. Skating, music and nerdy british TV shows are my favorite things. My favorite color is red, and I'm looking for somewhere in Texas. Preferably Texas. Anywhere else is fine, though. As long as you aint some fucking ass-rapist, coz that'd be weird.

Good fucking luck.

[EB] Woah. She's practically your genderbent self!

[TG] dude

[TG] i know right

[TG] should i hit her up

[EB] Go for it!

[TG] k bro

turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB]

I did some more research on her profile. I found out more facts about her - her birthday is 17th April, her favorite band is Pierce The Veil - who are ok, i guess - and she's British. Strange, she really doesn't sound it. Her pesterchum tag is cinnamonPretzels.

turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering cinnamonPretzels [CP]

[TG] hey

[TG] so i heard you were looking for someone to like

[TG] live with

[TG] and it just so happens

[TG] I fit your requirements

[TG] like

[TG] perfectly

[CP] hmph.. I'm going to need some proof

This conversation went on for around two hours, when she finally gave in and accepted my invitation to look around the apartment. She was a little hesitant at first, but hey, I'm a nice dude.

So, guess who may be getting a new roommate?

OK OK, I GET IT. I'm crap at writing, IK. I should just stop. Also, i don't own Homestuck - Hussie does. Leave a review, coz you know they make the world go round! ^u^ Bye guys!