A Tale of Angry Birds
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
The intense war between angry birds and bad piggies was raging on as one lone pig decided to sneak to the other side, seeing a lone bird who was watching the action.
"Hey, Mr. red Bird?" A young, small, green colored, female gendered pig asked as she bounced up to the red bird.
The red bird turned around, facing the young green pig. "What do you want, pork punk?"
"...Why are you so angry?" The green pig asked innocently, her eyes widening.
"Why am I angry?" The red bird fumed as he gritted his teeth. "WHY AM I ANGRY!?"
The red bird then revealed the war going on in the background, with the green bird gasping as they watched many angry birds die painful deaths to the bad piggies, with most of the casualties being the blue colored birds.
"THAT'S WHY I'M ANGRY!" The red bird exclaimed as he glared at the green pig.
The green pig whimpered as she backed away from the angry red bird, going back to the pig's side as they were winning the war, forcing the angry birds to retreat back to their side of the grassy meadows, which caught on fire from all the destruction occurring.