Thanks to Mortimer Schuman

Sorrow
Sorrow - since you left me

"Napoleon? What's wrong?"

"Mmm? Nothing... Just trying to sleep, if you see what I' m..."

"Sleeping? You aren't sleeping, you're listening music! You're quite..."

"Odd, I know. Someone told me, centuries ago..."

"Someone? I guess..."

"Don't. And please, now, would stop talking?"

Sorrow
Sorrow - in my heart
I just can't believe it's over
I never could have dreamed that we would part

"Mr Solo? Mr Solo? I am sorry, but... would you please take off those earphones and listen to me?"

Again?

"You'd know better... Oh, what do you want, Fraser?"

The young agent was staring at him inquiringly.

"Well, I know you're the senior agent, sir, and I know I owe you some respect, but..."

He hesitated.

"But?"

"So, respectfully, I have to tell you that you look... terrible! You... It's just like you're going to cry, and..."

Napoleon Solo got his aggravated-CEA look.

"Young man, you actually have got good eyesight..."

"Yyyes, sir... But..."

"If you want to keep it so, for the last time, eventually, let me sleep!"

Sorrow
Sorrow - in the morning
Sorrow
Sorrow - late at night
Like a ship without a sailor
That's how I am without your arms
To hold me tight

"Mr. Solo?"

Oh, no. Illya...

"Mmmm? That's new, tovarisch! I'm just now "Mr. Solo"? Oh? Sorry, I thought..."

A charming young lady was bending over him. She smiled.

"We're almost there, sir. Ten minutes."

"Thank you, miss... miss...?"

"Gardiner, sir."

"Miss Gardiner. Thank you, miss. Oh, please, have you seen my friend?"

The young woman, amazingly, didn't look around. She emphasized her smile.

"Your... friend, sir?"

"Yes, my friend, he was just juste here! The blond man with blue..."

She looked like to be slightly worried. She shook her head.

"No, sir, I am just saying... there wasn't anyone, there. You were alone, and... oh, excuse-me, sir, I've to go."

Do you remember those happy days
The happy days that we shared
I just had to look at you
And I knew that you cared

"Mr Solo!"

What...? Alexander Waverly was looking daggers at him.

"Yyyes ? Oh, sir, I am sorry. Sir? But, I..."

The Old Man waved an infuriated pipe.

"Well, Mr Solo, I actually believe that it's not time to sleep!"

Napoleon Solo peeped at the chair, next to him.

"I... I was ... I am... where is..."

His superior frowned.

"Mr Solo, I'm afraid to tell you, you're just babbling away!"

"But where... where is my partner, sir?"

Alexander Waverly rolled his eyes, harrumphing.

"Are you kidding, Mr Solo? Your partner? Which of the five you've lost, more precisely?"

I thought I would spend those happy days
Loving you my whole life through
There was such happiness then
And now - there's only

Sorrow through and through
If I live a hundred live times
I'll never realize that I am losing you

Sorrow
Sorrow all around me
Sorrow

"Losing me? What are you saying? Napoleon! Napoleon, rise and shine! Now!"

Who was...? Napoleon Solo opened his eyes. Through the dazzling light, he saw a blond giggling face.

"Mmmm... Yes? Illya? Are you ... Illya? Ow! What are you doing? That's cold!"

Illya Kuryakin put the glass on the ground.

"That was water, in order to cool you down, Napoleon!" The Russian was obviously enjoying the situation. " It wasn't very wise to take a nap by the sun, my friend. You turned quite red, as strawberry, and... and tu parlais dans ta barbe!"

Napoleon Solo pursed his lips.

"I didn't mutter! And I let you know that I don't have any beard!"

His partner raised his hands.

"Don't try to outwit me. Let's go home, and I get you some moisturizing cream."

So, everything was okay... Napoleon Solo smiled.

"Perhaps rather some whipped cream? You talked about strawberries. I'm hungry, aren't you ?"

Facing the mischievous face, Illya Kuryakin brushed his partner's cheek with his finger.

"Some crème brûlée would be more appropiate for you, I am just saying..."

Funny, very funny! He wouldn't tolerate that.

"You're a brat! However, you're the one to be blamed!"

Blue eyes, wide open. The offended innocence.

"Sorry? What do you mean?"

The older agent pointed at him.

"Yes, you're! It's about the song.""

"A... song?"

"Remember, you told me about the man from Brighton Beach, who lives in France..."

"Oh, yes, but actually, I don't see..."

"You don't? Just listen."

Do you remember those happy days
The happy days that we shared
I just had to look at you
And I knew that you cared
I thought I would spend those happy days
Loving you my whole life through
There was such happiness then
And now - there's only
Sorrow
Sorrow

Illya Kuryakin's smile softened.

"It's... it's just a song, Napoleon. I'm here. So are you."

He looked worried. Napoleon Solo tapped him on the shoulder.

"I really like it, Illya, and it must be the heat, I know, it's ridiculous, but this scared me."

Was he giggling again?

"What's so funny? You, coldheart, are making fun of me?"

"Sorry, my friend. I'll make it up. After the cream, whatever you want, we'll go to see a French movie, A nous les petites Anglaises!"