Author's Note: This is a bit of silliness. It's meant to test my writing capabilities on a non-computer thing. It's a crackfic, so everyone is OOC, except for Space Core.

"Space Court is now in session! All rise, unless you are incapable of doing so!"

The humans stood up, but the other members of the gallery, who were metallic spheres called "cores" did not, due to their lack of legs.

"Let us commence the trial of Craig, who is accused of the most heinous offense. Not being in space."

Gasps arose from the audience. People and cores started murmuring to each other. This was a serious crime indeed.

There were three loud bangs from the judge's gavel on the podium. "Order!" shouted the judge. "Is everyone prepared? "

"The defense is ready, your honor. " The defense was a test subject, named Michelle.

"As is the prosecution. " The prosecution was Winston Payne, aided by Detective Gumshoe.

"Good. Let us begin the trial. Call up your first witness."

"I call Wheatley, the Intelligence Dampening Sphere to the stand. " said Payne.

"Baliff, would you please bring Wheatley to the stand? " asked the judge.

After a moment, a core with a blue optic was placed on the stand in an indented portion meant specifically for cores.

"Witness, your testimony, please."

-"Right, so I was sent into space via a portal after trying to take over the facility "

-"I was sent right next to the moon!'

-"Space Core followed me in, and the Adventure Core fell in too."

-"Spacey wouldn't stop talking, and Rick went off to look for aliens."

-"But there was one sphere that wasn't there! It was Craig, the Fact Sphere!"

The crowd starts to murmer again. When they quiet down, the judge says, "That is quite the story! The Fact Sphere did not go into space! Now, for the defense's cross examination. "

"Why were you sent into space?" asks the defense.

"See, everyone was calling me a moron, so I wanted to leave, but then I got the chance to take over, and I did, but GLaDOS didn't like that-"

"Hold it! Explain who GLaDOS is for the court, please."

"She's the top authority. The big boss. She runs the entire facility."

"And you violated her orders? That makes you a criminal too. How can we trust you? Your Honor, I suggest we question the defendant before moving further with this witness. This is a very serious accusation, after all."

"Agreed. Defendant, explain. "

The accused is also a core, with a pink optic. He starts to speak.

"Fact: Space does not exist. Therefore I could not have gone there."

"My client is pleading insanity, your honor. He cannot be held accountable for his actions. '

"Very well. On to the next witness."

"I call the revered Space Sphere, Neil, to the stand. "

The bailiff fetches the core. The yellow eyed core is blinking madly, looking at all the space around him.

He starts his testimony.

-Fact Core is bad,bad,bad,bad.

"Objection! The Fact Sphere is a good sphere with many friends ." interrupts the Fact Sphere.

"The Fact Sphere will stay silent if he wishes to not be held in contempt of court." says the judge, banging his gavel.

"Continue."

-"He wasn't in space, no, he said space does not exist. Space cops gonna get him. "

-"Space. I'm the best at space. There was the sun, moon, stars, the Big Dipper. Oh, the Big Dipper! But no Fact Sphere. "

"I think we've all heard enough. Now for my verdict. This court finds Craig, the Fact Sphere GUILTY! For not being in space. Court Adjourned.

The End.

Author's Note: That was a thing. Even Space Core was out of character. I hope you enjoyed it, that wasn't its intended purpose. I will probably not use the non computer for stories.