Just your Typical Akatsuki New Years
Summary: The Akatsuki get ready to celebrate New Years, along with a new team member. So drink up, be merry and read this exploit deep inside the Akatsuki base!
Disclaimer: i don't own Naruto, so bugger off, okay?! -cries in corner-
The young woman grumbled as the first rays of sunlight hit her square in the face. "…stupid windows…" She blinked as her eyes adjusted to the bright light and she swung her feet out of the bed. Getting up and snapping the curtains shut, she looked at her room. Beside her bed, everything was nice and neat.
Even being an Akatsuki member, she couldn't stand to see anything messy.
Passing by the mirror, she stopped to look at herself. She, Hakuri Akio, had changed from what she had thought was a little girl. What had happened to her rosy cheeks and beaming face, well, that was beyond her. What she saw now was a young woman (well, she would have a bit of a problem if there was a man, no?) with silky black hair with blonde highlights she had dyed willingly, her eyes were a creamy chocolate color. Her face wasn't pale, but it didn't have so much color in it as befpre. Her figure wasn't as curvy in the right places as most girls, but she wasn't exactly normal either. Just in the middle of average and "too much" (as she called it). (A/N: "Too much" is what I call big boobs, long legs and all the "curves in the right places" That revolts me sometimes. x.o)
She wore a fishnet shirt over a snug white tank top and boxer shorts that had red and green plaid stripes with white knee-high socks. Even with the knee-highs, her toes felt like blocks of ice. She trotted across the carpet floor over to her fuzzy bunny slippers and slipped them on.
She felt a presense behind her door and grasped the kunai from under her pillow. The person knocked. Sarang sighed as Tobi opened the door. His mask was off. (Ookay, I've only seen Tobi with his mask on so, I'm going to make him up. o.o) His messy black hair popped through the creack in the door.
The rest of his head and body appeared as he walked into her room, greeting her. "Good Morning, Hakuri!" He beamed, making his ice-blue eyes sparkle. She couldn't help but smile at his enthusiasm. "Morning." She said nonchalantly. "Awwwh, come on, smile a little why don't ya?" He said as he flashed her another smile.
Hakuri gave him a smile, "So, what're we going to do for today? It's New Years, after all." She reasoned. Tobi's eyes widened, "Ohmygosh." He muttered. Hakuri glared at him, "What?" "You do care! I won!" He shouted so loudly that Hakuri could've swore it rang throughout the whole Akatsuki base. "Did we start the party in here alrea-woah." It was Kisame's turn to widen his eyes. "Haki-chan…" Kisame said, using her nickname, "…you're wearing boxers." He said, pointing at her clothing. She growled, "What is so wrong with me today!!?" She finally yelled. "Yes, I am wearing boxers. And yes, I am in the Holiday Spirit." She huffed and crossed her arms. She sighed and plopped down on her bed. Looking at Kisame and Tobi from her angle, she responded cooly, "You guys aren't exactly in uniform either…" She smiled at Tobi choice of clothing and stifled a laugh as she finally took a good look at Kisame.
Tobi was wearing a gray turtleneck that had the Akatsuki clouds stitched onto it in the front; she remembered that she had made this for him as a Christmas gift. He had on demin jeans and socks. (Remember, in most asian homes you take your shoes off!) Kisame, on the other hand was wearing a black long-sleeved shirt with a blue fish stitched in front. Another gift that she had given on Christmas Day. He was wearing black pajama pants to match his shirt and he had covered his toes with a pair of dolphin slippers. She snickered as Kisame's blue face turned slightly pink.
"Okay you two, go out while I change." She said as she ushered them out of her room. She quickly changed out of the boxers to replace them with jeans. Taking off the knee-highs, just put on the bunny slippers. She glanced at herself once more in the mirror. Her tank top was still underneath the mesh shirt. "Everythings okay.." she murmured.
When she stepped out of her room she was greeted by more people. Itachi and Deidara had planted themselves against the wall in the hallway.
Deidara was wearing a casual t-shirt that had a chinese symbol ironed onto it. Another gift that she had given. And then he was wearing ripped jeans and bear slippers.
Itachi was wearing a silk shirt with a red tie. The red tie was the gift she had given him. To top it all off, he had on slightly baggy demin jeans.
Hakuri felt blood rushing down her nose, a threatening nosebleed. She quickly slammed the door shut and tipped her head backwards. 'God, why does he have to be so hot?' She muttered to herself as she shook her head. She bent her head forward and when she looked in the mirror, she found no blood.
She once more opened the door and found everyone in the same exact spot. Silently fuming at herself, she smiled akwardly and said, "So, what're we going to do today?" "Well…" Tobi pipped up, "…we could just hang out and not go anywhere today. Yknow, spend some quality time with each other." He did that beamy-thing again with his face.
(A/N): Soo, what do you think?
I know it's not New Years until a couple of days, but I won't be able to put this story up on New Years. I might update on New Years, though!
So, review!
And Happy (Early) New Years!