Ways To Kill Harry Potter
Radio Show w/ Malfoy and Voldemort
by: Lei
V: 'Arms Wide Open'. Here on Station E.V.I.L
M: Our discussion continues on how and how not to kill that Potter fellow...
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V:...The first mistake to make is...asking yourself...WHY Harry?
M: You feel guilty. I hate Harry...cause I hate him.
V: Me also.
M: And trying while the teacher is looking.
V: I've never really had that problem.
M: Talk about hard! Geez! The guy is more slippery than an eel!
V: ::Gigggles at Malfoy saying 'slippery' cause he made it sound funny::
M: All I did was try to gouge his eyes out.
V: Only gouge his eyes? I've done....
M: Later Voldie.
V: Please. I hate that name.
M: So, I took this really sharp object, and waved it around his eye. He ducked, and all McGonagall saw was me trying to poke the little --------'s eye out! I got detention for like, what a month?
V: ::Giggles at Malfoy for his use of the --------.::
M: Then there was this time, whenever I bought a hand pistol. Tried to shoot the guy. And guess where that landed me? Huh? THERAPY!
V: I've been there. Dr. Stein is good huh?
M: Yeah.
V: ::Giggles at Malfoy for no reason except for his own personal ones::
M: And never try to knock him off a brookstick. Back in first year I did that. Backfired.
V: And never ever kill his parents. Oh, yeah... I already did that!
M: Never, ever tell elaborate lie...no matter how true....::rubs ear, then scratches head and whistles::
V:And never hire any teacher of his to do that never, never! That backfired on me!
M: Really.
V: So how is Harry.... is he avaliable....if you know what I mean?
M: I don't.
V: Ahem. You were sheltered as a child.
M: Okay so that wraps up todays broadcast, don't kill Harry and...wait! We never told them a way to actually kill Harry!
V: That's cause we don't know one!
M: Oh. As always, cute as ever (in soft voice) Draco Malfoy, availible.And Voldie is as gay as ever! Night!
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M: Here's Bye! Bye! Bye!
V: Bye *N Sync........
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