Chapter One
I dare you
Shrek and Donkey were watching TV in the living room. Fiona had gone out shopping but they didn't feel like it. They flipped through several channels until they came to one called MTV. A show called… Jackass was on. They cracked up at the stunts the guys were doing but Donkey was offended by the show's name. "Why's it called Jackass for? Don't they know they're dissing guys like me by that!" he told Shrek. He rolled his eyes at this.
Suddenly the door bell rang. "We're not home!" Shrek yelled. Somebody then barged in anyway. It was his cousin Snowgre. He saw they were watching Jackass and smiled evilly. "I could use this to my upper hand for my purposes." He thought as he walked into the kitchen and got a beer from the fridge. "You guys like Jackass?" he asked them. "Yeah! But why did you ask that for?" Donkey told him. "I bet that your amigo could do that kind of stuff without getting hurt." Snowgre said to him. Shrek realised where this was going. "Snowg I'm not doing anything like that, okay? I'm not insane like you!" he said to him. Snowgre then punched him in the face. "Did that hurt?" he asked him. "Ni! I'm not getting involved in any of your stuff! We always get busted or arrested." He said calmly.
"If I bet ya fifty billion bucks, would you do it?" Snowgre told him, his back turned to him. Donkey gasped at this. "Don't worry Donkey he doesn't have that kind of money." Shrek told him. "Actually I do. It's back in my pad but you're making fun of me so I'll just hit the road!" he told him and started walking towards the door but Shrek tackled him to the floor. "Fine! I'll do it! But you better not be bluffing!" he told him. "Sweet! You want to do it now?" Snowgre asked him but Fiona was opening the door.
She was half amused and half shocked by this. "Why did you pin Snowgre down to the ground?" she asked him curiously. "Nothing Fi just mucking about! Guy stuff you know?" he told her as he got to his feet. "I'll see you in the morning." He whispered into his ear as he walked out the door. Fiona was suspicious about this. "Don't tell her about the Jackass thing, okay?" he said to Donkey. "Okay but if you get hurt…" he said. "I'm not going to get hurt! You'd be amazed how much I can take." He told him. "That's cool! I'll see you in the morning." He said and walked out the door.
They didn't know she'd overheard what the two amigos had said. She was worried about this stunt thing but seeing as it was Snowgre's idea, she couldn't bust him. "Why's he being Snowgre's goon for?" she asked but shook her head as she went into the kitchen to make dinner.