A/N: This is my first PJ fic, so don't kill me. Enjoy!

Reyna: Forgetting something?

me: Nope! No can we get to the story?

Reyna: it's not exactly a story. And you need a disclaimer.

me: Oh yeah, that! Um…I don't own percy Jackson.

Reyna: *raises eyebrows*

Me: Or heroes of Olympus.


It was all Leo's fault. It was he who had introduced them to fire tacos, and it was him who first introduced then to his instant messaging board. To be fair, it was Leo's rich, as the one who programmed the page, to show it to his friends. …But the message bard also got quite out-of-hand recently. These are the chronicles of the message board, which, contrary to its inventor's original name of Valdezator CCCXI, we shall call the half-blood message board.


repairboy7 has logged-on.

BeautyQueen has logged-on.

repairboy7: Hey! Did someone change my screen name?!

BeautyQueen: tehe...

JasonGrace has logged-on.

repairboy7: SINCE WHEN COULD YOU HACK INTO MY ACCOUNT?

BeautyQueen: since Annabeth and I took a computer programming class last spring.

repairboy7: ...

- repairboy7 has changed his screen name to Boyonfire -

Boyonfire: I am going to kill you, Piper.

JasonGrace: Pipes, stop reading Hunger Games and get down here!

BeautyQueen: Jason, you need a better screen name. "JasonGrace" is so boring.

- JasonGrace has changed his screen name to WalkingonAir -

WalkingonAir: Piper, stop it

BeautyQueen: I cannot be stopped.

- Boyonfire has changed his screen name to HotStuff -

HotStuff: I have control now!

WalkingonAir: Pipes, I think you should come down here, now. You really should see where the Hypnos cabin fell asleep.

BeautyQueen: ?

WalkingonAir: Shall we say, Percy helped.

-WalkingonAir has changed his screen name to Sparky -

Sparky: Piper Mclean!

BeautyQueen has logged-out.

HotStuff: Count me in!

Sparky: Leo -

HotStuff has logged-out.

Sparky: ...

Sparky has logged-out.