KND: Know Your Stars Chapter 1: Numbuh 1, a codename: kids next door fanfic

Know Your Stars

Numbuh 1 – Nigel Uno

Know Your Stars…

Announcer: Numbuh 1… He has a dog named Huggles.

Numbuh 1: Um… Actually, that's incorrect. I don't have any pets.

Announcer: Numbuh 1… His mother is his best friend.

Numbuh 1: Hey! That's untrue, and also none of your business!

Announcer: Aw. That's not very nice. You made your mom sad.

Numbuh 1: Can we move on, please?

Announcer: Numbuh 1… He swallowed his own head.

Numbuh 1: Hello?! If I'd swallowed my head, I wouldn't have a head. I mean, how can you swallow your own head in the first place?

Announcer: Numbuh 1… He has a secret crush on Fanny.

Numbuh 1: What?! Where in the world do you get these facts from? I do not, repeat, do not, have a crush on Numbuh 86!

Announcer: Now you know Numbuh 1.

Numbuh 1: No, they do not know me! They don't know me at all! Where do you get your information? It's all a lie, people! It's all bogus!

Announcer: Oh, go play with Huggles.

Numbuh 1: If I had a dog, I would know! I know I don't have a dog, and I also do not have a crush on Numbuh 86! Hey! Where are you going? I'm not through with you! Get back here!