Author's Note: The song Macadamia Nut is by the Animaniacs. This is about how Etcy acts like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
Etcy sat alongside Tugger, when suddenly, her brother, Tumblebrutus, calls out,"Hey Macadamia!"
I glare at him.
Tugger looks at me, and says, "You're annoying."
(Etcy laughs)
Pouncy and Tumble : Helloooo, nurse!
Plato : Uhhh...
Etcy : (spoken) I am NOT trying to be annoying.
Pouncy and Tumble : Aie!
Etcy : I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania
Dot overdub: Am I a cutie?
Absolutey!
And a beauty, you can bet your patootie!
Etcy, Electra, and Jemima: But if you touch me, or even get near me
I'll have you arrested, do you hear me?
Pouncy and Tumble : DoEtcy is a nut, so they call her Macadamia
She's cracked in the head, and kooky in the brainia
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the sameia
Oy, Macadamia!
Plato : Daaah...
Pouncy and Tumble : Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania
Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Tumblebrutus burps)
Etcy : Now, please don't mention by brother
The one they call Tumblebrutus (Tumble burps)
Etcy overdub: He's always burping
Every hour
Dot : So I threw him out of the tower.
Tumble : Whoooaaaaaa!
(Dot laughs)
Etcy: (spoken) Now come on, what did you want me to do?
He was grossing me out!
And I'm just a cute little thing.
So don't cross me!
Pouncy and Tumble : She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience painia
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia
Oy, Macadamia!
Rumpleteazer : Narf!
Y+W : Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia
Dot : Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia
Y+W : Oy, Macadamia!
Mungojerrie : Ye-e-ess!!!
Etcy : (spoken) Don't hate me because I'm cute.
(Tumble beats up Misto)
Misto : Ow!
Pouncy : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Skimble : Spew!
Pouncy : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Y+W : Oy, Macadamia!
Jenny : B'gawk!
(Etcy laughs)
(Misto laughs)
(Teazer laughs)
(Everyone but Electra laughs)
Electra : (spoken) I don't get it. What's the joke?
All But Electra: Uhhh...
Pouncy : Uhhh...
Etcy : I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia
But you can call me by my other nameia
Etcy overdub: Louisa
Francesca
Banana-Fanna
Bo Besca.
Dot : Or just plain Etcy, the name I flirt to
But if you call me Ettie, I'll have to hurt you.
YW+D : Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia
Nuts!