Disclaimer: I don't own Libba Bray's writing, or Britney Spears's song. Imagine that.

I'm Not a Boy, No More Rakshana
(Tune of Britney Spear's I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman")

I used to think
My fate was laid right out for me
But now I know
I betrayed them to save her neck, yeah
Seems like they just want to kill me
Now I am on the run

Chorus
I'm not a boy,
No more Rakshana.
All I need is her,
The one with bright green eyes,
While I'm on the run.

I'm not a boy,
I swear that I'm not a deckhand.
It's time that I,
Go run and hide with the gypsies.
I'm not a trained dog to the English,
I just like to drive carriages.

Chorus

I'm not a boy,
Even without the Rakshana,
You will see this in my eyes,
I'm still a higher caste
Then you.

I'm not a boy
(I'm not a boy don't you call me a deckhand)
No more Rakshana
(Even though they really want to kill me, yeah)
All I need is her (All I need)
The girl with bright green eyes (Bright green eyes)
While I'm on the run.

Chorus

I'm not a boy,
No more Rakshana

I know, I'm a total sicko for making Kartik sing to a Britney Spears tune, but I just had to.

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