So far the plan didn't work for Eric, he didn't get a chance to "do it" with Donna tonight. They tried to force it on one another and the lack of privacy didn't help either – it just wasn't a romantic scene. So, what do these two awkward love birds do? Why, they went back to the prom and continued their ceremonial movement of expression. Fez dancing with his English felt that he may get lucky and whispered to Eric,
"Eric, please may I have your motel room key please?"
"Fez," She replied, "I'm not going to a motel with you."
"Yes," He acknowledged, "And you also said you wouldn't dance with me."
They continued to dance and Fez tilted her back and brought her up. Mrs. Kaminski was highly impressed and if she were 20 years younger, she may would even have fallen in love.
"Wow, Fez … you're a very good dancer." She admitted.
"Yes, I am a man of the music, when I feel the groove I must express myself with the arts. Now then, we kiss, yes?"
Fez asked and tried to force himself onto the teacher which replied in rejection with a slight shove. Fez stumbled backwards and hit a standing light, knocking it down. The light bulb busted and sparks flew catching nearby fabrics a blaze. The fire alarm sounded, the sprinklers activated, and teenagers began screaming and running after any exits they could find.
"Holy crap!" Eric shouted, "Donna, we got to get out of here!"
"Y-yeah, right behind you!" She answered, still somewhat froze.
"Donna?!" Eric grabbed her hand, "Let's go!" He then began leading her out of the fiery gymnasium. The whole place was covered in flames and they were all alone, smoke filled the room, oxygen was low. They found the exit, Eric reached for the door, and burning debris fell in front of them.
"Oh, come on!" Eric whined. "And I could of lost my virginity tonight too!" He looked up, pointed and added, "You are NOT funny!"
"Eric, I'm sorry. I kept letting you down and I know it." Donna confessed.
"No, I'm sorry, I should've treated you more liked the queen you should've been treated."
"You're damn right! But if we die tonight, I want you to know … I love you. I always have!"
Eric looked down, his teeth clenched, his eyes widened, and his fist balled, "That's not gonna happen, my tall lovely redhead!"
Eric scoped the room and far on the other side of the gym rested the Holy Grail of inferno – the fire extinguisher. But it would be a challenge to get it, the fire spread quickly and many things were falling around him. All the same, he ran after it, narrowly dodging debris, his adrenaline pumped – causing him to run faster than he thought possible, faster than anyone thought possible! He reached the end of the line, and snatched the extinguisher. Eric began running back. Boom! A dangling light from above fell, catching fire to a large square of floor – with his adrenaline flowing he managed to hop over it and continue running.
"Hurry, Eric! Hurry!" Donna shouted, the whole time worried, but amazed at what Eric, the skinny neighbor boy, was able to do.
Eric continued to dash, the basketball goal crashed into the floor – busting into many pieces, flying shards found its way into Eric's right arm.
"Oh my god!" Donna cried.
But he kept running and made his way to his lovely girlfriend.
"Here Donna!" He said, inhaling deeply and exhaling, handing her the fire killer.
She accepted and shot down the inferno, quickly removed the debris, she swung open the door, smiled and looked at Eric. He collapsed.
"Eric!" She shouted. Hyde and Kelso, who escaped the gym, ran over and drug him out. His heart slowed, his breathing slowed, and his eyes were barely open. He seemed nearly unconscious.
"Someone, check on this kid, man!" Hyde shouted, particularly to the school nurse. "Someone, frigging check this kid out!"
Eric's eyes closed completely.