So, I wrote this ages ago. Like, at least a year? It was way before Thor 2 came out, that's for sure. After two and a half seconds of screen time, I decided to 'ship Darcy/Sif, then promptly read all the fic for it. After reading all the fic, I wrote my own. I never intended to post it, but then my friend NoSrsBsnss said that I should upload it for her birthday. That was a month ago. Happy Belated Birthday! Anyway, enjoy.

Also, M because you totally know they did the do and Darcy says "fuck" a lot. I dunno, people have had T stories taken down for less, so just to be safe, I rated it M.

Darcy traces squiggles on Sif's back. Her naked back. Because they just had sex. Darcy Lewis, political science major and all-around nerd just had sex with the Norse Goddess of War. Seriously.

They're having a lazy day in bed (which is amazing, considering they work for SHIELD, Darcy has a relative case of ADHD, and Sif is a restless warrior goddess) and they've both been drifting in and out of sleep since they're both so tired from all the wild, crazy, fuck-like-bunnies sex they've been having.

Darcy keeps thinking back to Jane and Sif. Those two bonded pretty quickly, despite their differences, and all the "quickly" happened after one discussion in a locked briefing room with all the blinds shut. And Darcy is curious.

"Sif," she drawls quietly, pressing a kiss to her girlfriend(?)'s neck.

"Yes?" the sleepy Asgardian replies in the same tone. Unlike Thor, Sif quickly mastered blending-in-as-a-human-though-a-strange-one, once she was on Earth for more than a week, and had been a sass-master extraordinaire for many years before visiting Earth, so Darcy had been told.

"I was wondering," Darcy begins slowly (because she's really tired from all the sex), "what happened … like, with you and Jane?"

"What do you mean?"

"You know, that day you guys were locked in the briefing room for, like, an hour. Then you came out, and suddenly you guys were all buddy–buddy."

"Ah," Sif rolls over (and, jesus christ, Darcy still can't get over how fantastic her tits are), "it is the matter of her and Thor."

"You don't like 'em together?"

"Quite the opposite, I am thankful that they are in love. On Asgard, nothing was said where we could hear, but Thor and I were sure that a marriage was going to be arranged between us."

"Yuck," Darcy makes a face and Sif laughs a quiet, breathy laugh.

"That was our reaction. Thor and I love each other, yes, but as brother and sister. Our parents knew that an Asgardian man would never love a woman who could fight him and win, and they knew that Thor and I had a kind of love, just not that kind that could involve lying with one another and bearing children."

Darcy makes another face.

"When Thor fell in love with Jane and joined your Avengers, all thoughts of our marriage were dissolved. He was free to love Jane, and then I found you," Sif smiles at Darcy, "and as long as he loves Jane, and I am on Earth more than I am on Asgard, there will be no talk of marriage. That is of what Jane and I were talking. I was explaining this very topic to her, and thanking her."

Darcy slides back under the covers and gives Sif a hug ('cause Darcy thought her home life was fucked up). "Well, I'll fight anyone who tries to marry you to a big, blond god, Sif," Darcy says.

Sif laughs again and thanks her.

And then they sleep (because they're really fucking tired from all the wild fucking they've been doing).

Darcy is really proud of having sex with Sif. As you could probably tell. I tried to write this kinda from Darcy's point of view, but still 3rd person. Let me know what you thought in a review please!