Kitty: Okay i know i've disappointed a lot with my unfinished stories and I'm really sorry! i've just got these new ideas for new stories and have forgotten all my other stories. Again i'm really sorry and I hope to deliver new chapters soon.

Summary: Sixteen-year-old Ayame Toshi is a girl who's looking for a school to escape distractions and what better school than Konoha's All Girl School. Only one slight problem...she ends up in the wrong school! Now with a new look and new friends she has to get through life in an all-boys school that features horny boys making out in every corner, a snake-like pedophile out to retrieve his old job, one PERVERTED principal, oh and lets not forget two of your roommates' secret crush on each other and are too afraid to admit it. Oy, and I thought MY school had drama! AU and some OOC-ness.

Pairings: NejiGaara (I don't know why, but this pairing is all I see nowadays), SasuNaru (Do I really have to explain?) and OCx?

Rating: Rated T+ for implicit sexual content, language and a lot yaoi/shounen ai

Warning: Okay now this is my first yaoi/shounen ai and Naruto fic, so if i get anything wrong, please say so in a kind fashion.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and its characters, just the stupid "shojo manga"-ish plot.


Chapter 1: WTF?! An all-boys school?

Ayame (1) Toshi stepped off the bus when it came to a stop in front of her new school. She was so happy to be there. "Konoha Academy for Girls" was exactly as it looked in the brochure. Things back in Ayame's old highschool hadn't worked out so well, so her parents decided she should switch schools. In a month, Ayame had sent her transcript, her application and was accepted. Of course it had been a shock, Ayame wasn't sure whether she would get in or not. Not to mention the surprise scholarship she received; Ayame's GPA was pretty average and wasn't a requirement for the scholarship. She didn't dwell on it though; her parents really couldn't afford the tuition anyway.

Ayame slung her duffle bag over her shoulder and walked toward the gates when something caught her eye.

It was a boy...

But that's impossible, Ayame thought to herself, but quickly did a double take. The boy was clad in a uniform similar to the girls' uniform on the brochure only with a tie and navy slacks. Ayame shook the thought from her head, but then saw another boy exactly like the first one. And another one to her left, and another to her right. Ayame gulped and decided to look back at the sign she ignored at the entrance to find it's message in big bold letters "Konoha Academy for Boys".

"...for Boys", poor Ayame read the last two words again and her brown eyes widened in horror.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

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Ayame hid in a nearby bush contemplating a plan. Ah hell, she was too panicked to even think of a plan! "What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?" she whispered to herself as if that would somehow help. The whole reason she applied for Konoha's all girl school was to get away from distractions and hear she is; hiding in a bush next the very mother load of distractions...

Boys...

It wasn't that she didn't like boys-oh no-she just found it hard to be around them without getting nervous. Most of her friends were way more experienced in that area a lot more than she was. The closest thing to a boy friend is her cousin (2), whom she has known since they were born. Maybe the bus made a mistake? "Yeah! If I hurry now, I could get back and-" Ayame was cut off when she just realized the bus had already left. "Well that plan's a bust", Ayame muttered drawing her knees up to her chest.

"Hmm", she said putting a finger on her chin, "Maybe if I just ask one of these guys to direct me to the principal's office, I could clear up this misunderstanding." Ayame peeked out from the bush to see a pair of jean clad legs with sneakers walking her way. She couldn't see the guy's face, but she was willing to ask anyone. Ah fudge,(3) it's worth a shot. So, taking a deep breath she stepped out of the bush and closed her eyes to make the plunge easier.

"I'm sorry, but can you help me please?"

Ayame blurted out with her face flushing nervously and bowing in a apologetic manner. When she didn't hear a response Ayame opened her eyes to see a blue-eyed, spiky blond-haired boy with whisker marks on his cheeks, about her age looking down at her in shock. "Uh, what?" the boy asked her in confusion. Ayame let out the breath she was holding and stood upright calmly. This guy seemed trustworthy so he should be able to help her. "Um, hi!" Ayame greeted smiling awkwardly, "Listen, can you please help me find the principal's office? I'm kinda lost." The boy grinned in what looked like amusement, "Yeah you are, this school's for boys. C'mon, I'll help you." Before they started walking, the boy added, "The name's Naruto Uzumaki, by the way." "My name's Ayame Toshi", Ayame said back picking up her bags.

The two teens walked down the halls that were filled with other boys trying to get prepared before the first day of classes, (ya know, getting schedules, finding dorm rooms, etc.). Ayame had hid her semi-long hair by putting her hood up, so as not to draw attention to herself. But Ayame noticed something strange about the guys she passed. For example, when she could've sworn there were eyes looking at her, guys would turn back to their business whenever Ayame turned to find out whoever had the nerve to stare at her. She didn't look that strange, did she? Oh no! What if they realize I'm a GIRL?!

"Naruto?"

"Yeah?"

"Why are these guys staring at me like that?"

Naruto side-glanced at the boys on Ayame's side to find them doing the "Elevator" stare at her body, which resembled a guys with that baggy black hoodie on her. Realizing the true reason, Naruto chuckled in amusement and looked back at Ayame. "Don't worry", Naruto answered, "They'll like you just fine." "But do they know?" she whispered shakily. Naruto seemed to think about it for a moment, but then muttered, "I doubt it."

Finally the two of them made it to the principal's office. Naruto offered to go in with Ayame and when she asked why he just gave her a look that told her that she'll know when she opened the door. When she did, Ayame saw an old man with white hair with him sitting in his chair facing the window and he looked like he was reading. Of course Ayame found it a little strange that the man was chuckling and murmuring to himself. Naruto seemed used to this and sighed at the old man, "Oi, Erro-senin!" The man turned his head to look dumbfounded at the pair, with a 'what-in-the-world-are-you-doing-here?' look and-for some unknown reason-was flushing as if he was doing something wrong. The look quickly vanished when realizing it was Naruto. "Oh, it's you", he said, "Well what do you want?" Naruto pointed to Ayame, who had already removed her hood and the man got starry eyed.

"OH, it's you Ayame-chan!" The man got up and shook Ayame's hand furiously, "It is a pleasure to have you in our school young lady. My name is Jiraiya the principal of this establishment!" Jiraiya finished with a pose.

Ayame stared at Jiraiya in disbelief, as well as Naruto.

"You mean you knew I was a girl?!"

"And you let her in ANYWAY?!"

The old man picked the inside of his ear due to the two's outbursts. "Why, yes I did", Jiraiya said as if it was natural. Ayame glared at him and gritted her teeth. "So my scholarship..?" "Was offered because you are a girl", he interrupted with a smile. "What kind of reason is that?" Naruto yelled matching Ayame's fury.

"Ah, you see Naruto, Ayame-chan", Jiraiya began with a wink, "I feel that many of the boys in this school are often sexually deprived of the opposite sex and we only meet with our sister school on special occasions. Which aren't that often if you ask me..." He added the last part quietly to himself. Ayame raised a confused eyebrow towards Naruto, who just did the "loony" sign nodding toward Jiraiya. "So", Jiraiya continued, "to create a slight...rouse I decided to allow you to enter our school."

But I wanted to enter the all-girls school! Ayame thought to herself. Mom was right. I should have looked at the papers more carefully. Still, she couldn't believe how careless she was and even more importantly, she couldn't believe this guy for letting her in to give mercy to the "deprived" students. What a load of crap! She knew he did this for himself, I mean how deprived can these boys be? Naruto certainly didn't look like he was suffering...Than again she just met the guy.

"Isn't there another way for me to get into 'Konoha's Academy for girls'?" Ayame asked with pleading eyes. Jiraiya seemed to contemplate it sor a few seconds and Naruto and Ayame stared at him as he thought it over. "Well", he said, "I guess I could, after all the school is just a few miles away. I suppose I could get you transferred in about a...month." Ayame sighed in relief. "But until then you'll have to attend here." She nodded in response; after all it was only for a month. Besides if she was going to be here she may as well grin and bear it. There was only one flaw in this plan...

"Yeah, Erro-senin only one problem", Naruto stated her thoughts, "how is Ayame-chan going to go here if she's a girl and all?" Jiraiya smirked, "Well I'll leave that to you Naruto."

"WHAT?!"

Both shouted again; Naruto out of frustration of taking care of the new kid and Ayame due to the principal's lack of assistance towards his students. "Ayame-chan, meet your new roommate", Jiraiya smirked like a Chesire cat, gesturing towards Naruto.


1) Ayame happens to be my name in Japanese, so I'm kind of adding myself in the story. (Sorry to those who hate that kind of stuff)

2) You know that one male cousin you share a special bond with, yeah well that's what I meant before. (I'm not against incest, but I don't believe in it)

3) I use "fudge" all the time intead of fuck, so yeah I also added bits and pieces of my personality in my character. (Ah hell, this character practically is me!) She'll curse a lot later, you'll see.