A/N: This idea for this story came to me while reading a story. There was one part that I couldn't even help but laughing at 'cause a thought popped into my head. So you'll figure out what I found so funny.

Alice's POV

Today was going to be such a great day! I get to go shopping and I haven't seen anyone doing anything stupid. Yet. I was just about to head out the door when a vision on slaughtered everything around me and I was surrounded by what humans would consider a giant t.v. But to me it was just another daily routine and a lifestyle. I intently stared waiting for my vision to clear up and finally it did.

"YAY!" Emmett screamed at the top of his lungs.

"What is it this time, Emmett?" Rosalie asked with caution.

"I just got like the bestest like idea in like the WHOLE world! YAY!" He squealed at the top of his lungs and started bouncing around.

This time Jasper spoke up. " Emmett. Please stop with the happiness. You're killing me with joy over here. And stop talking like a dumb bimbo."

"NO! I will like talk like this like whenever I want to!" Emmett snapped his fingers in the weirdest way then proceeded to say "Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation!" (Ha Ha! Cade! I couldn't help it. Only a few people would understand what I'm talking about. Ask them.)

I inwardly rolled my eyes at the vision, but it didn't stop there.

"Oh my gosh! I got like the bestest idea in the WHOLE world! YAY!"

"Emmett, you already said that."

"Well I decided to repeat since I was so RUDELY- He turns to glare at Jasper- interrupted."

"You might as well tell us so we have a heads-up on what we need to be prepared for."

"Okay. I decided I'm going to be the sexiest FIREFIGHTER IN THE WHOLE WORLD!" Everyone looked at him like he was crazy. Which of course everyone knew he was.

"Emmett! What's gotten into your thick head this time? You're a vampire. Vampires die from fires."

"And so do humans. So I'll be a hero."

"Yeah. A dead one at that too." Jasper smirked and Emmett gave him the death glare.

"Well you can go screw yourselves!" With that he stomped off.

The next day we received a letter from the Volturi. Rosalie was reading the paper and finally made her way to the front page.

"Fireman dies on the first day."

Rosalie didn't know whether to cry tearless sobs or say "I told him so."

She quickly left and we read the letter from Volterra. Carlisle scanned over the contents of the letter. He gasped as he finished and dropped the letter. Someone picked it up and read,

"We'll be here for you soon."

And then the vision was over. Alice gasped and stopped. She then heard someone yell, "I got the bestest idea in the WHOLE world." Alice screamed and ran towards the living room flailing her arms and then proceeding to tackle Emmett.

A.N: That's what popped into my head! Emmett wanting to be a fireman! Emmett was human and he was a fireman in the story which inspired this one-shot. I added stuff to it and came up with the idea of it being a vision. Hope you liked it and made you laugh!