Hermione and Draco

It was a regular morning at Hogwarts. Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking to class talking about Quidditch.

"Gryffindor has got to win," said Harry.

"Yeah, but you better watch out for the Slytherins; they are getting pretty good," Ron warned him.

"Are you telling me that you think we are going to lose. Are you betraying me?" asked Harry.

"Not exactly," said Ron.

"Well what is that supposed to mean?"

"Oh my gosh will you two stop it," said Hermione in great annoyance. She rushed ahead of them when she hit into someone and fell over.

"Sorry," said a deep voice, lowering down to help her up.

"That's okay," replied Hermione, picking up her books and taking the hand that he offered her. After she had stood up completely and brushed off her robes she looked into the face. It was very pale with blonde slicked back hair. Draco Malfoy.

"Are you alright?" Malfoy asked her.

"Yes, I just hit my arm," she answered rubbing it.

"Then you must let me carry your books at least and let me walk you to class." He took Hermione's books from her and offered her his arm. She took them and stared into his face.

"That is weird," said Harry, not believing the site infront of him.

"Yeah," replied Ron, "you'll never see a stranger site...unless you look at Percy." They both laughed and walked up to Charms on the second floor.

They met Hermione and Malfoy at the door the classroom saying good- bye to each other.

"I shall you at dinner I guess," said Malfoy taking up her hand.

"Alright," she said.

"I think I am gonna be sick," commented Ron. Hermione dropped Draco's hand and walked into the door.

"Ouch," she said and fell backward.

"Hermione!" yelled Harry, but he was pushed out of the way by Malfoy, who jumped down and picked her up around the back.

"Hermione! Please, speak to me," he wailed shaking her.

"She's fine," said Ron walking over and looking at her, "However, we better get her to the hospital wing." He bent down to pick her up but was stopped. Draco clapped his hands twice.

Crabbe and Goyle came through a door and said, "The Malfoy Express. Only for important people based on the Draco rating chart. To purchase this chart please send five dollars to Slick Haired Str..."

"Shut up you fools. She needs attention. To the hospital wing," Draco cut them off, raised a finger into the air and ran off; Crabbe and Goyle following him with Hermione on a stretcher.

"Should we go to class or make sure she is alright?" Ron asked Harry.

"Let's go to class, them we will go to see her when the classes end." They walked inside to the Charms classroom and shut the door behind them.

When the day ended, Harry and Ron went up to see Hermione in the hospital wing. She had woken up and was talking to Draco while holding hands. Then they kissed. Ron fainted, hitting his head on the floor.

"Man, what a day this," Harry complained, trying to lift him up. "Crabbe? Goyle? Could you help me?" he asked them. They started to walk over when Draco stopped them.

"Sorry, but their activities are based on the chart. And the Weasleys aren't on a good spot in this chart, they are under..."

Hermione quickly interrupted this by saying, "Please Draco. Ron is my friend could you just please do this for me?"

"Well, what are you waiting for? Get this boy on a bed!" Draco cried out. They lifted Ron up and put him gently on the bed next to Hermione.

"Thank you!" she said to Draco.

"Anything for you my little Hermykins," he replied and kissed her the nose. Harry threw up at these words and was forced to stay in the hospital wing that night along with Ron (still unconscious), Hermione (having a bump on her head) and last Draco, who was told to go back to the common room, but because of not wanting to leave Hermione, had Goyle sit on his head and was knocked out for several hours.

"I can't believe all the work that I'll have to make up," complained Hermione. "I missed every subject but Potions." She drank a bit from her water and looked around the room. "I hope Ron wakes up soon. He has been out for three hours."

"So," Harry started, "why are you dating Draco?"

Hermione looked at him with great surprise. "Dating Draco? Where did you get that idea?"

"Um...from the kisses and the name. I mean, who in their right mind calls someone Hermykins? He also had Goyle sit on his head; he may never wake up!" He crossed his fingers in hope.

"Harry!" Hermione exclaimed.

"Sorry," he answered. "

But no, I am not planning on dating Draco. I am just repaying him for something nice he did for me," Hermione reassuered him.

"Okay," Harry said more happily. Ron woke up a couple of minutes later. Hermione was sitting cross-legged on the end of Harry's bed talking about the missed work.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ron screamed seeing Hermione sitting with Harry and remembering the site that had first caused him to faint. He fell back onto his pillow and fainted again.

"That was weird," Harry said, looking at Ron. He continued on talking about Hermione's missed classes. "Alright. In Charms class we learned how to move things up and down. It was pretty simple. Just say Wingurdeum Leviosa!"

Hermione took her wand from her pocket and pointed it at the water glass next to Harry. "Wingurdeum Leviosa," she said. However, she didn't get what she was aiming for. Instead of the glass, Harry flew up into the air.

"Hermione!" he yelled.

"Sorry!" she exclaimed and lowered her wand but instead of Harry going down his pants fell down reveling bunny boxers. She lowered Harry down onto his bed and sat down next to him. "I am so sorry," she managed to say out of laughter. Harry started to laugh also and Hermione fell laughing into his lap. They laughed so long and so hard that they soon fell asleep just how they were. A little while later Draco Malfoy woke up. He couldn't believe his eyes. He saw Hermione, his woman, sleeping on Harry's bed in his arms, with no pants on.

"Oh no!" he said, starting to cry. "Hermykins, how could you do this to me? I thought that we had something special! Now I see you, sleeping with famous Harry Potter! What are you doing - cheating on me! How could you do this?" He got up from his bed and started to pace around the hospital wing. "Did you do it for the money. Or maybe you did it because he was famous? Well, I have more money that he does, and I always will. I am also the most popular boy in the Slytherin house!" Draco talked like this for a little while longer until he finally grew tired and fell asleep.

Soon the new day came upon the trio and Draco. Hermione had some how moved back to her bed. Madam Pompfrey had checked them all and said that they were allowed to go. Outside of the wing Harry, Ron and Hermione were stopped by Draco.

"Hermione, I am sorry to say that we have to end our relationship. Please do not cry because you shall never find anyone better." He walked away. "

That was really weird," said Harry. They all started to walk away, Harry dragging Ron because he had again fainted.

I hope u like the fic. I had my older sister BETA READ it. She fixed some things until it was better. So please don't flame me next time!