The Memoirs of Alexandra Black the Marauder in training!
Miss Alex: This is my diary for the year 2009 this is the year my father escaped from Azkaban! I am pleased to present my diary with you the reader under sworn oath never to repeat what you have read or pass this on to another. It is an honour to show you the true character behind my mask. I sincerely hope you are decent enough to keep my private life quiet. I am not kind to those who insult, so be weary if you comment and if you do comment make it in red so I can see it.
Ms. Aura most graciously welcomes you to the Memoirs of Mademoiselle Alexandra, prankster extraordinaire, and creator of the famed Marauder's Map, Sirius Blacks daughter. Ms. Aura would like to pronounce that you will be able to find here her memories, bits and pieces of things and lots of other stuff. Including bits of fluff! Mr. Padfoot wishes to declare that Ms. Aura is an exceedingly large git for writing something so insane. Mr. Moony agrees with Mr. Padfoot Mr. Cerberus would like to say that he is rather suspicious as to how Ms. Aura got the book to respond the way Messrs. Moony & Padfoot would Ms. Aura would like to say that it is none of Mr. Cerberuss business and that if he wishes to continue the family line he will stay out of it Messers. Cerberus, Padfoot, & Moony fear Ms. Auras threat and will be in the boys loo (Where Ms. Aura cannot get them) until she is finished P.. Ms. Aura says: Good Riddance!
Quote of the Day: Livefast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpsebehind.
Alexandra Isabelle Blacks diary
KEEP OUT!
Welcome…,…to… TheEver Secret Diary of…AlexandraBlackPlease enter password.
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Ooh! Very good… But… WRONG!
*blows raspberries*
Just kidding… you're right!
*enter!*
"Mistress Black bids you her complements and that you will forgive her for playing with your mind… she also endows you the burden of knowing the secret of the great prodigy and heavenly Goddess, Alexandra Black. She makes it clear that you yourself are under an oath of secrecy and that before embarking one must remember that past soon becomes present and present become future and that Alexandra Black hardly ever thought that at all… she will also state that she is exceedingly bored and that is the only reason she is writing in third person… to herself in fact… oh what a wonderful life."
Info:
Age: 13
DOB: 17/05/1996
Birth: Single birth
Hair: Long dark swishy cramped elegant hair
Eyes: Grey
House: Gryffindor
Introduction to Ms. Aura
Greetings to you on this fine day. Welcome to The Memoirs of Aura. My uncle suggested that I start a journal so I can record our greatest moments together and our achievements so that we can read them when we get old and saggy (I hope that day doesn't come too soon, and personally, I'd rather not think about that), and we can read it to out great-grandchildren. So that's why I've started this journal. In case you were wondering... So, pull up a seat and read to your heart's content! Not that you should be reading anyway. Only precious few, (Me, Padfoot, Uncle Reggie aka Cerberus, and Moony) have the power and authority to open this book. If you are reading this it either means that:
We are dead
One of us let you read this (Can't see that happening), or
You are a sneaky little git and have snuck in and read it of your OWN accord.
You must be a very clever git, with my awesome talents I placed a number of spells to keep people like you away. By now you must have very sore hands, or boils all over your face or something similar. If you have then good for you! Hope it hurts! Warning; if you keep reading and don't know the password, warts will appear in other places, and let me say, you don't want warts there! So: CLOSE THIS BOOK!! Okay, now that all the sneaky gits are gone, (if you're not gone yet then I hope those warts and boils are giving you an immeasurable amount of pain! Just wait a little longer, you haven't experienced the worst of it, yes it gets worse! Anyway, in this book thing you'll find my greatest and worst memories, also my greatest pranks to date, and everything else in between, oh, and I even have Quote of the Day, which is a nifty little thing that Cerberus made up, so if I hear a really good quote I'll put it in, (most of the time I can't think of many quotes so there might be a certain lack of them)Yeah anyway that's about it.