A/N: This is my first ever Avatar fanfic. Yay! I like doing humor ones. Oh, in this story, there is no Kaatang, Zutara, Tokka, Maiokka, Sokkbee, or any other zany pairings. (unless, of course, they had drank cactus juice) Whee!
Disclamer: Until Paris Hilton becomes my grandmother and the internet explodes, I don't or never will own Avatar. Wah!
Sokka is alone. In the desert. In front of a cactus plant. That can only spell disater.
An hour passes, and all of the cast is sitting in a room. Sokka ripped the plant out of the ground and brought it to the others.
Sokka: Hey, does anyone want some yummy-yum-yum stuffs to drinketh?
Katara: Oh, no. Sokka, I thought I told you never to drink that stuff ever again!
Sokka: I'm gonna cut your necks and hang yous guyes upside-down if you don't drink some.
Then the Gaang, and none of them were even scared by Sokka, took some and drank it.
Aang was last to drink it.
Aang: Oh, well. I've never been high before...
Toph: Wait, Sokka, do you throw up when you drink it, like beer?
Sokka: Me no thinks so...
Azula: I didn't even know that single-celled life forms could even think.
Sokka draws nearer to Azula
Sokka: Hey, hot stuff, what's your sign?
Azula takes a piece of paper, writes "eww, lozer!!!!11!one!" on it. She holds it up.
Azula: That is my sign.
Katara: What does this word mean? (she is reading M-rated fanfiction on the internet!! OOhhh!)
Iroh:I have no clue, but when I asked this nice young lady at the tea shop to tell me, she screamed that I should go do that to myself... odd.
Aang: Damn! Toph looks good in that bikini. Let's go to Hooters!
Sokka: My puppy died. WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I got coal in my stocking.
Aang: Forget my other idea, lets get gasoline, lighter fluid, and fire starters, light a match and have some fun!
Katara: Why does this duck have seven legs?
Toph: Cuz everytime we touch, I get this feeling, and everytime we kiss I swear I can fly...
Zuko: Hmm... drinks some of the cactus juice Yummy-yum-yum!
Jet: We are so lucky we have our walls to create order.
Katara: WTF!!!! ZOMG!!!!
What will happen in the next chapter of Cactus Juice? Wait to find out!!!