All the credits of these pick up lines go to Allysah Lemaire who posted it on Tumblr
If you want the link, It's on my profile.
Hope you like it, and there will be more 2 chapters ;)
xoxox
Lily's POV
Monday
"Oi! Evans!" I heard from down the corridor.
"What do you want, Potter?" I turned and looked at him murderous. By that time I already could tell which voice was his without much effort.
After 5 years of being chased by him, it's not that hard.
"I just wanted to know a tiny thing." He said getting closer to me.
I rolled my eyes and went "It's never a tiny thing when it's you, Potter."
He smiled.
"Did you survive Avada Kedavra?"
I looked at him as if he were some kind of freak. Which I bet he is, by the way.
"Why do you want to know that, Potter? Isn't the answer obvious?" I said starting to walk again.
"Cuz you're drop dead gorgeous!" He shouted from where he was and all I could do was pretend that I didn't hear it and keep walking.
Sirius' POV
Tuesday
Being Sirius Black is awesome.
All the girls wanting to be with me... I just can't get enough of it.
Well, sometimes I do get slapped, but there's always a reward after all that.
"Hey Sirius" said a fifth year passing by me, all giggly.
I smiled and winked at her.
I can't recall her name, but she was damn hot. And I guess that's why I found myself going behind her.
Five minutes later, I already had a date tonight on top of the Astronomy tower.
She giggled again.
"I'll look forward tonight." She said smiling and biting her lower lip.
I winked. "Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean" and walked away.
James' POV
Wednesday
I was walking down the halls of the school in the middle of the night, just to keep a habit of it.
Filch almost got me twice, due the fact that Remus hid the Marauders' Map so we wouldn't go out in the dead of the night. My guess is that he forgot I have an Invisibility Cloak.
So, as I was walking, I kept thinking (because despite what Evans says, I think, okay?) why on hell did Minnie give me a detention? It wasn't me who wrote perverted things on my homework. This time!
I was so into my thoughts that I noticed too late someone coming my direction, didn't have time to divert my way and bumped into Lily.
"Potter, I know it's you." She said looking at where I was. How she knew, I had no idea. "It's not a secret that you have an Invisibility Cloak, you know?" She completed.
Oh, so that's how she knows. Got it.
"Lumos!" She said.
I took off the Cloak.
"Okay, no need to shove this light on my face!" I said when she approached her wand of my face.
"It's nothing, Potter. Lumos Maxima!" And shoved the wand in my face even more.
I closed my eyes.
"You know, Lily, you don't need to say Lumos Maxima to turn me on. You already do it by being by my side."
Then she slapped me across the face and walked away.