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Avalanche.
Chapter one.
As the first rays of sun for the day hit the lodge, most of it's inhabbitants were asleep. Except two.
"DIE!! DIE, YOU STUPID EVIL GREEN BASTARD! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!?!?!?"
"Griff-kun, I'm not sure that yelling at it will make it die,"
"Kaori, what's the point of playing video games if you can't yell insults at it? Anyway, your turn,"
"I'm not sure I'll be any good. . . "
"That's why I'm teaching you how to play, see? Now play," Griff stood up and handed the controller to Kaori. She took it cautiously and soon she was heard through the lodge.
"DIE YOU STUPID EVIL BAKAS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" This was an A class mistake as soon a third voice was heard.
"YOU STUPID FUCKING LITTLE JAPANESE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Psymon ran down the stairs in Love heart boxers and started chasing Kaori around the room for yelling too loud and consequently waking him up. Of course, now he was chasing her, they were making a lot more noise then she was making a moment ago.
"Elise! Zoe! Save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaori screamed as she ran through their room. Kaori ran round Elise's bed while Psymon was on the other side.
"Come here, I'm gonna rip your brains out!!" Psymon growled. This woke Elise up.
"Hey, hey!" she said, her hair all over here face but still managing to look like her usually supermodel self. "What the fuck is going on?"
"Here's what's going on, buddy" Psymon yelled. "The day we get married is the day I ship that little brat back to Japan, get the picture? It's me or her,"
By now most of the lodge had gathered at Elise and Zoe's door. Elise yawned and answered,
"Her,"
"What?" Pysmon spluttered.
"H-e-r, her. because 1)she's not as annoying, and 2) we're not getting married." Elise answered, shifting in her bed. "Now, go away,"
"Well, I wouldn't want to marry youy anyway. Get your ass here now, Squeaky!!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Kaori dived under Zoe's bed. Zoe sat up, and looked at Psymon, who was approaching.
"What did she do anyway?" Zoe asked.
"She was screaming and woke me up!" Psymon replied. Zoe rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, God forbid you wake Psymon up when he's having his beauty sleep," Moby said before adding, "not that it does much,"
~*~*~
"JONES!!!!!" was heard through their lodge. Rahzell sat straight up in bed, looked at the clock while listening to the unmistakeable sounds of a chase around the lodge going on. "YOU GET THAT ENGLISH ASS OF YOURS HERE, JONES, AND I'LL SHOVE SOME SCONES UP IT!!!!!"
"MEANT NOTHING BY IT, MATE, REALLY GOT THE WRONG END OF THE STICK-"
"YEAH, AND THE QUEEN MOTHER'S ALIVE!!"
"DON'T YOU DARE DISS MY ROYAL FAMILY, MATE!"
"I'M NOT YOU'RE MATE, JONES!"
"NOT ANYMORE, TOSSER!!!!!!"
Rahzell shook his head. "And it's only seven AM,"
~*~*~*~
Two hours later, after the daily waking ritual, they were all accounted for at Snow Jam. "Well, this morning dawned bright and early," Viggo stated sarcastically to Allegra, who yawned
"No shit man," She replied tying up her bandana.
"This is nothing I have to get up at five everyday at home-"
"NATE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Everyone yelled.
"Ok, gang," Rahzell started. "You want to go out on the course, fine. I will warn you that there has been some unstable activity in the mountain. So, don't break you necks. Except you, Stark, go break your neck if it'll make you happy,"
Moby interjected, "The only thing that makes him happy is his right hand and hand lotion,"
"Don't be a twat, I don't use hand lotion," Psymon replied. Rahzell opened his mouth to say something, but obviously thought better of it as he shook his head and walked away.
"Alright, let's shred some serious snow!" Zoe said. They all picked up their boards, strapped their feet to them and they were off.
~*~*~*~
Hayley the Squirrel (private joke) was looking for some nuts. Food was hard to find at this time of year, especially as high up in the mountain as she was. She spotted a twig sticking out of the snow and hopped over to it. It was jammed in pretty far. Hoping that it was a stalk of a nut, she tugged on it. It didn't budge, so she pulled harder. It broke free and she landed on her backside. It was a nut, and a big one at that. She picked it up with her little paws and made her way back to her tree. she got to thew base when she heard a great rumbling sound . . . Looking around, she saw that the snow was headed her way. Quickly, she scrambled up the trunk and onto a high branch, still clutching the nut for dear life. More snow passed as it made it's way down the mountain, crushing anything in it's path.
Hayley shrugged and climbed ot a even higher branch to eat her nut.
~*~*~*~
Elise landed from doing an uber trick when she heard it. She slowed her board down and listened hard. The last time she's heard a noise like that was- no time to think about that.
"Oh shit," she groaned, hoping it wasn't what she thought it was. Slowly, she looked over her shoulder. tons of bright white snow was pelting towards her. "Oh shit!" she yelled. She heard a shout to her left and she whipped her head around. Griff was there, his board stuck on a bolder. "Oh, shit," she groaned again, and rushed over to help the frantic twelve year old.
Avalanche.
Chapter one.
As the first rays of sun for the day hit the lodge, most of it's inhabbitants were asleep. Except two.
"DIE!! DIE, YOU STUPID EVIL GREEN BASTARD! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!?!?!?"
"Griff-kun, I'm not sure that yelling at it will make it die,"
"Kaori, what's the point of playing video games if you can't yell insults at it? Anyway, your turn,"
"I'm not sure I'll be any good. . . "
"That's why I'm teaching you how to play, see? Now play," Griff stood up and handed the controller to Kaori. She took it cautiously and soon she was heard through the lodge.
"DIE YOU STUPID EVIL BAKAS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" This was an A class mistake as soon a third voice was heard.
"YOU STUPID FUCKING LITTLE JAPANESE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Psymon ran down the stairs in Love heart boxers and started chasing Kaori around the room for yelling too loud and consequently waking him up. Of course, now he was chasing her, they were making a lot more noise then she was making a moment ago.
"Elise! Zoe! Save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaori screamed as she ran through their room. Kaori ran round Elise's bed while Psymon was on the other side.
"Come here, I'm gonna rip your brains out!!" Psymon growled. This woke Elise up.
"Hey, hey!" she said, her hair all over here face but still managing to look like her usually supermodel self. "What the fuck is going on?"
"Here's what's going on, buddy" Psymon yelled. "The day we get married is the day I ship that little brat back to Japan, get the picture? It's me or her,"
By now most of the lodge had gathered at Elise and Zoe's door. Elise yawned and answered,
"Her,"
"What?" Pysmon spluttered.
"H-e-r, her. because 1)she's not as annoying, and 2) we're not getting married." Elise answered, shifting in her bed. "Now, go away,"
"Well, I wouldn't want to marry youy anyway. Get your ass here now, Squeaky!!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Kaori dived under Zoe's bed. Zoe sat up, and looked at Psymon, who was approaching.
"What did she do anyway?" Zoe asked.
"She was screaming and woke me up!" Psymon replied. Zoe rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, God forbid you wake Psymon up when he's having his beauty sleep," Moby said before adding, "not that it does much,"
~*~*~
"JONES!!!!!" was heard through their lodge. Rahzell sat straight up in bed, looked at the clock while listening to the unmistakeable sounds of a chase around the lodge going on. "YOU GET THAT ENGLISH ASS OF YOURS HERE, JONES, AND I'LL SHOVE SOME SCONES UP IT!!!!!"
"MEANT NOTHING BY IT, MATE, REALLY GOT THE WRONG END OF THE STICK-"
"YEAH, AND THE QUEEN MOTHER'S ALIVE!!"
"DON'T YOU DARE DISS MY ROYAL FAMILY, MATE!"
"I'M NOT YOU'RE MATE, JONES!"
"NOT ANYMORE, TOSSER!!!!!!"
Rahzell shook his head. "And it's only seven AM,"
~*~*~*~
Two hours later, after the daily waking ritual, they were all accounted for at Snow Jam. "Well, this morning dawned bright and early," Viggo stated sarcastically to Allegra, who yawned
"No shit man," She replied tying up her bandana.
"This is nothing I have to get up at five everyday at home-"
"NATE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Everyone yelled.
"Ok, gang," Rahzell started. "You want to go out on the course, fine. I will warn you that there has been some unstable activity in the mountain. So, don't break you necks. Except you, Stark, go break your neck if it'll make you happy,"
Moby interjected, "The only thing that makes him happy is his right hand and hand lotion,"
"Don't be a twat, I don't use hand lotion," Psymon replied. Rahzell opened his mouth to say something, but obviously thought better of it as he shook his head and walked away.
"Alright, let's shred some serious snow!" Zoe said. They all picked up their boards, strapped their feet to them and they were off.
~*~*~*~
Hayley the Squirrel (private joke) was looking for some nuts. Food was hard to find at this time of year, especially as high up in the mountain as she was. She spotted a twig sticking out of the snow and hopped over to it. It was jammed in pretty far. Hoping that it was a stalk of a nut, she tugged on it. It didn't budge, so she pulled harder. It broke free and she landed on her backside. It was a nut, and a big one at that. She picked it up with her little paws and made her way back to her tree. she got to thew base when she heard a great rumbling sound . . . Looking around, she saw that the snow was headed her way. Quickly, she scrambled up the trunk and onto a high branch, still clutching the nut for dear life. More snow passed as it made it's way down the mountain, crushing anything in it's path.
Hayley shrugged and climbed ot a even higher branch to eat her nut.
~*~*~*~
Elise landed from doing an uber trick when she heard it. She slowed her board down and listened hard. The last time she's heard a noise like that was- no time to think about that.
"Oh shit," she groaned, hoping it wasn't what she thought it was. Slowly, she looked over her shoulder. tons of bright white snow was pelting towards her. "Oh shit!" she yelled. She heard a shout to her left and she whipped her head around. Griff was there, his board stuck on a bolder. "Oh, shit," she groaned again, and rushed over to help the frantic twelve year old.