Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking: "Alva! Where have you been!?" well here I am.

…That's not what you were thinking? Rude. Anyway, yeah, I'm not really into NuraMago too much anymore…Though I got weird motivation for this.

Haha. I should be asleep. I wrote this at 11:30 to 12AM.

Whatever. Have this half-assed excuse of a one-shot. c:

"Please stop staring."

Muchi snorted in surprise, taken back a bit from the sudden break of silence. "Eeeh…? I wasn't staring. And how did you know I was here, Inugami?" The wind youkai grinned with a tilt of his head.

Inugami rolled his eyes a bit and turned around to face the other, his tongue already lolled out. "It's obvious. I felt someone staring at me and I don't really think anyone stares at me." At least, Inugami hoped no one did. That'd be rather creepy and he wouldn't quite know how to feel…

"Oh," came the simple reply from Muchi as his eyes travelled back down to where they once were before being caught— right on Inugami's neck.

The Inugami youkai furrowed his eyebrows before his hand slowly snaked up to cup the side of his neck. "Why the hell do you keep staring?" Eyes narrowed and accusatory, Inugami was growing a bit more curious. Or annoyed. Kind of both, really.

"Hehe," Muchi's grin seemingly widened at that, "you're neck. Tell me, Inugami, when were you sexually active? As far as I'm concerned, those are hickies."

Inugami's face quickly heated up at that. "E-excuse me—!?" He snapped, keeping his hand firmly placed on his neck. "Th—that's—!" Oh god. How the hell was he suppose to explain or…Better yet, get out of this?

"I'm waiting~." Muchi practically sang, placing a hand onto his hip.

"U-uh…"

Silence.

"T-tamazuki…" Inugami sheepishly mumbled, his gaze quickly shifting to the ground. "W-we, uh…"

Thank god. He didn't have to go into any sort of detail as Muchi was already laughing like a hysteric mental patient. Inugami was slowly bringing to grow offended. What? Why was that funny to him?

"Y-you!? And Lord Tamazuki!?"

"Shut up!" He barked. Honestly, Inugami would be rather intimidating— that is, if he wasn't still blushing like an idiot.

Oh god damn, this was way too funny. "Oooh god, you're serious, aren't you? Really, really? Pft. Never would have imagined!" Muchi's laugher had gradually calmed down; though, there was that expectional giggling from time to time.

"Don't you dare tell anyone…!" Inugami glared at the green haired male, brown eyes meeting green as Inugami slowly crossing his arms over his chest.

"A~nd what if I do tell someone?" Grin.

"I will kill you—"

"Whoops! Looks like I'm getting killed!" And there he went!

"MUCHI!"