So, when I knew I had to update my Machine one, I knew I had to write a new story instead, cause I have NO IDEA how to continue that story right now XD And from the votes, SXN Korea pairing is the most popular! It must be because of ME, and my other stories, RIIIIGHT? *shotz* Oh, and I found out that South Korea's older then North Korea by 3 years (S. Korea:1945 North:1948) XD So North was never the 'nuna' or 'hyung'. It was the 'dongsaeng' all along XD
3:00 AM, some day, 2010.
Yong-soo was deep asleep in his bed, smiling his usual smile. Then, quietly, Yong-soo's bedroom door opened. And slowly, someone crept closer to Yong-soo's bed. Yong-soo felt someone touching his arm and when he opened his eyes, he saw-
"Ah, Yong-hwan. Are you back from work?" He asked sleepily. But when his eyes landed on the duct tape in Yong-hwan's hands, he woke up instantly. "Uuh…what are you doing with that tape?" When no answer came, Yong-soo felt blood leaving his face. "…Yong-hwan?"
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4 days later.
Yao fretted around Yong-soo's seat in the World Conference room. That boy was missing for 4 days straight. He thought he was just locked up in his house playing games, but when he broke-er, went into Yong-soo's house, he wasn't there. Was something wrong? Yao felt someone poke his shoulder. He turned around to see Alfred's carefree face.
"Hey China. What's up?" He asked casually.
"Yong-soo's missing aru." Yao told him. Alfred gave Yao a blank look. Yao sighed. "You know, South Korea?" Still blank. "THE KID YOU FOUGHT RUSSIA FOR ARU?" Alfred looked at Yao like he was crazy. Yao tried his last resort. "North Korea's brother."
"OHHH!" Alfred exclaimed. Yao ran his fingers through his hair. It was a wonder how the boy remembers anything. "So he's the tall guy with long sleeves and the swirly hair with that smile on his face, right?" Alfred checked. Yao nodded. Alfred grinned to Yao. "Don't worry! As the world's hero, I shall find him and bring him back to you!"
"Wait!" Yao cried out. "…er, Don't bring him to me aru. I don't need him in my house. Just let me know if he's ok aru." Yao told him.
But it turned out, Alfred didn't need to. When all nations were gathered, in the middle of the meeting, the lights went off. In total darkness, a few nations screamed in fear, and most just stood there calmly. But next, one side of the wall was lit up by an unknown projector on the ceiling. In the lit part of the wall, the letters in English and Chinese read,
ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED TO IM YONG HWAN AND IN YONG SOO'S WEDDING.
PLEASE COME TO NORTH KOREA WHEN THE LETTER OF INVITATION COME TO YOU IN MAIL.
THANK YOU,
임용환. –Im Yong Hwan-
The room was silent-For 5 seconds. Then the whole place erupted with yelling. The voices were filled with panic, worry, and anger. But it was mostly panic.
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP ARU!" China bellowed. The room became quiet once more. He sighed again. "I know I will regret this, but I will try contacting Yon-hwan." And the whole room watched as Yao took out his phone and dialed the numbers. After 2 rings, the phone picked up.
"Yao! So, did you get the message?" a spirited voice matching Yong-soo's voice perfectly picked up. Everyone could hear his voice, since Yao put it on speaker.
"About you marrying my BROTHER? Yes, aru, yes I have."
"Good. You don't know how much 'persuading' I had to do to get people to do it in secret." Yong-hwan said cheerfully. In the background, was a faint sound of Yong-soo's voice saying,
"NO, NOT THE CURL!" Yao bit his lower lip.
"Um, Yong-hwan aru, was that Yong-soo just now?"
"Ahh, you heard him? Yes, that was Yong-soo. Yong-soo, you look adorable in that, now just sit still-"
"CHINA HYUNG! HE'S STUFFING ME INTO A WOMAN'S HANBOK AND HE'S TRYING TO DO MY HAIR! I DON'T WANT TO BE THE BRIDE-" There was a sound of tape unrolling, and there was a sound of muffled cries.
"Sorry, Yao, I was off the phone for a minute because Yong-soo was having nerve troubles. He's very nervous about the wedding." Yong-hwan said casually.
"…alright, aru." Yao said quietly. Yao's face turned sickly pale, and his hands were shaking.
"Oh, and before I hang up on you, tell America that if he does ANYTHING to disturb my wedding, I will personally seek out to destroy him." Even when they couldn't see his face, they could feel the deadly aura through his voice. And there was only one other aura that matched his. Everybody stared at Russia. Ivan smiled back.
"I wonder why everyone's staring at me~." He said, smiling. Yao slowly went to Russia.
"Ivan aru. Could you…possibly…persuade North Korea….to stop this wedding aru?" He asked carefully. Ivan smiled in that chilling way to Yao.
"Why would I do that, China~?" He asked innocently. "Will you become one with Mother Russia if I do?" in the last sentence, his eyes seemed to shine evilly. Yao turned around and said,
"Yong-soo? Who's he aru? I don't have a brother I need to rescue."
"CHINA!" a few countries close to Yong-soo shouted.
"You're so selfish." Taiwan muttered.
"WHAT? ME SELFISH ARU? I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE VOLUNTEERING THEMSELVES TO SAVE YONG-SOO ARU!" Yao said out loud. The room was quiet, and every country was just eyeing someone else. Taiwan rolled her eyes, and stood on a chair.
"Ok, now, listen to me. I will NOT allow my older brother to marry a male communist nation." And she looked at China while saying this. It took Yao a moment to figure out HE was male and communist. "Now, we are going to get Yong-soo out of there. Cause OBVIOUSLY, he does not want to marry North Korea. So WHO is with me, in helping Yong-soo?" Taiwan told China without even looking at him, "You're helping." China couldn't argue back. Taiwan looked around, glancing at everybody's face as she did so. Japan raised his hand first.
"I do not want someone who tried to bomb me and kidnap my people to be my brother-in-law. I will help you." And he walked to where Taiwan was. Next, Hong Kong raised his hand.
"If Yong-soo gets married in North Korea, then he won't come over to play games anymore, right?" he asked, while walking towards Taiwan. Alfred seemed to be in worry. It was reasonable, since he was already in two wars. But he soon raised his hand, and forcibly raised England's hand also.
"We'll help!" He shouted.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO HELP WITH YOU?" England shouted. But Alfred dragged England over to Taiwan's side. Greece raised his hand.
"If Japan's doing, I'll help."
"WHAT? Japan, I'll help too!" Turkey volunteered. Taiwan then focused her attention to Ukraine. Ukraine flinched at Taiwan's steady eyes boring holes into Ukraine with her eyes. Ukraine fidgeted for a while, then whimpered, while saying
"F-fine, I'll help too…" Taiwan gave Ukraine a big smile, then smirked at Ivan.
"SO, I see that we have, hmm, including me, 9 countries. Do you want me to get countries to keep volunteering, or WILL YOU JUST HELP ALREADY." She said sternly. Yao tried to warn Taiwan with his eye contact, but it seemed Taiwan's eye contact translating part of her brain was down. Taiwan and Ivan's staring contest went for a while, until finally Ukraine touched Ivan's arm gently and said,
"Ivan, it's your responsibility to look after North Korea. He's gone too far this time." Ivan looked at Ukraine, then smiled in a tired way.
"Alright, China, give me your phone so I can try to stop North Korea." He said. Yao handed him his phone after pressing the speed dial number. Yong-hwan answered in one ring this time.
"China, I'm busy right now with-"
"I. DON'T. WANT. PICTURES. WITH. ME. IN. THIS. DRESS!" Yong-soo's scream drowned out Yong-hwan's voice.
"-and the dress fitting is getting Yong-soo a bit cranky. What do you want." Yong-hwan finished.
"North Korea, this is Ivan." Ivan said brightly to the phone. In the other end of the phone, Yong-soo's screaming stopped instantly.
"I apologize deeply for my rudeness, Ivan-nim." Yong-hwan's voice had a sudden military-like feel to it.
"It's alright~." Ivan said. "North Korea, I want you o stop this wedding." Ivan said. Yao twitched. So straight to the point. He didn't know what Yong-hwan would do. There was a heavy silence in the other end, and finally, Yong-hwan said in a quiet voice,
"…Can I at least get engaged to him?"
"Well, I don't know, let me ask Taiwan. Taiwan, should I let him get engaged to Yong-soo?" Ivan asked, with an evil grin. Taiwan turned pale.
"Oh? It was that Mandarin-talking crazy girl with flower in her hair who told to do this, Ivan-nim?" Yong-hwan's voice was dripping with acid. Taiwan shook her head at Ivan, and made an X mark with her arms, but Ivan said,
"Yup~!" It looked like Taiwan's soul was coming out of her body.
"Then Ivan-nim, could you do me a favor and let me talk to her please?" Yong-hwan asked. Ivan handed the phone to Taiwan. Taiwan looked at the phone like it was cursed, but took the phone and said gently,
"..Hello?" Yong-hwan's voice was filled with menace, hate, and killer intent.
"Little girl, when I get my hands on you, I will knock you out with a metal bat, and break your arms and legs. I will stab your hands and feet until you can't even see the shreds of skin. I will pull out your hair in clumps and laugh at your screams. I will shove-" Yao quickly took the phone from Taiwan, who looked like she was getting hypnotized into hell, and said to the phone,
"Well would you look at that, my battery is running out aru! Goodbye!" And hung up the phone. Ivan walked to Taiwan, smiled his chilling smile, and said
"Well, good luck~." And walked away.
That was fun. I originally intended this to be a one-shot, but I guess not. I hope I don't drag this story to a boring place….or did I do that already? Oh, yes, Yong-hwan's threatening part was all from my imagination…don't look at me like that! You'll all turn like me when you see Higurashi no naku koro ni. It was…an unforgettable anime. I tried to fit 'da' in Ivan's dialogue SOMEWHERE, but I just couldn't fit it in and sound natural. So sorry ;A; Oh, and In Korea, there's 2 parts of the wedding, one in white wedding dress/tux, and other in the traditional Hanbok.(I think it's the same for Japan, except it's kimono and stuff(?) to them.) And of course, Yong-soo was the bride. The thought of him being the bride didn't even come to Yong-hwan's head. Oh yeah, i read the World Conferance part in Hetalia with Korea in it, and in there, Korea said,
"I Oppose Japan! I hate japan!" But then he goes,"But I agree with America all the way..." and looks scared, but america goes,
"...who are you?" so, hence, Alfred only knows who yong-soo is through North Korea. So sad, I know.
And yes, Taiwan ruled some parts. GIRL POWER! But she got squished by Ivan's cunningness. Yes, communist men are rather scary….unless they're china.
Next chapter:
Will Yong-soo ever get out of North Korea alive and still be a virgin?
Will Taiwan still be alive to see the end of the world? (2012)
Will Russia finally marry Belarus? (what?)
And WILL I BE ABLE TO BURN THESE RELIGIOUS SILLY BANDS MY MOTHER BOUGHT FOR ME WITHOUT HER NOTICING? (. . what, I never wanted these.)
임용환- Im Yong-hwan, in Korean.
P.S., Do my poll….please? And in the Character list thing for when you're looking for a special character? Could someone put a 'north Korea' section to it?
