[Disclaimer: I own SSBM? Yeah, and my name's Professor Chaos. :P]
[A/N: This came about yesterday while I was frantically trying to beat Jigglypuff's target test- GRRR I hated it so much! I beat it, but the memory still remains. Or something... It's in Jiggly's POV. Yay. R&R.]
*****
[Target Breakin' Trauma]
I sit alone, waiting and wondering
What the day will bring- it's a mystery.
Then I'm called up to "break the targets"-
Huh? Oh no, this couldn't be!
Every time I'm placed in this danger,
I get burned by protective shields.
Knocked back and forth, set ablaze
No one else could know how bad this feels.
And then, when I'm past that obstacle,
I get barraged by flying purple bricks.
They dart from all directions, pummeling me,
Until I'm so dizzy and utterly sick.
Finally- and this is the worst-
I'm forced to float and hit three targets at once!
The first two go fine, but when I reach the last,
I lose my breath and fall like some silly dunce.
I'm dreading this moment, I want to go home.
But if I do, then I'll look like a fool.
So, sighing, I leave to break the targets...
Why does this course have to be so cruel?
~
I'm transported to the targets stage-
The very premonition frightens me so.
Immediately I smash the first two targets-
Those two are easy, this I know.
Then here come the flaming barricades-
I'm praying and hoping I don't get hurt.
But by a strange twist of fate, I sail past them easily.
I'm so happy, I want to scream to them "Eat dirt!"
After I hit another target, it's time
To dodge the bricks that fly right at me.
I swerve and slip past them all in an instant-
Has something strange happened to me?
I dive to the lower level- oh, no, I can feel
The uneasiness stirring in my veins.
The three targets I have to smash in midair...
My goodness, it's starting to give me pains.
Time to take a great flying leap.
I hold my breath and float across.
SMASH! goes the first one; I 'pound' to the next.
My breath's getting short, I fear that I've lost!
But then something happens that I don't expect-
The last target is broken, hallelujah! I'm through!
"A new record!" the announcer calls to the world.
I did it in 26 seconds! Whoo hoo!
So as I look back at the course of horrors,
I smile, knowing that the trauma's over now.
But then I get called to bat in the home-run contest-
Oh great, I have *another* problem now...
*****
[A/N: That was... odd. I thought so, anyway. I understand if you don't appreciate my rhymin' skillz, but the least you could do is R&R and cheer me up. Or laugh at me. Whichever.]
[A/N: This came about yesterday while I was frantically trying to beat Jigglypuff's target test- GRRR I hated it so much! I beat it, but the memory still remains. Or something... It's in Jiggly's POV. Yay. R&R.]
*****
[Target Breakin' Trauma]
I sit alone, waiting and wondering
What the day will bring- it's a mystery.
Then I'm called up to "break the targets"-
Huh? Oh no, this couldn't be!
Every time I'm placed in this danger,
I get burned by protective shields.
Knocked back and forth, set ablaze
No one else could know how bad this feels.
And then, when I'm past that obstacle,
I get barraged by flying purple bricks.
They dart from all directions, pummeling me,
Until I'm so dizzy and utterly sick.
Finally- and this is the worst-
I'm forced to float and hit three targets at once!
The first two go fine, but when I reach the last,
I lose my breath and fall like some silly dunce.
I'm dreading this moment, I want to go home.
But if I do, then I'll look like a fool.
So, sighing, I leave to break the targets...
Why does this course have to be so cruel?
~
I'm transported to the targets stage-
The very premonition frightens me so.
Immediately I smash the first two targets-
Those two are easy, this I know.
Then here come the flaming barricades-
I'm praying and hoping I don't get hurt.
But by a strange twist of fate, I sail past them easily.
I'm so happy, I want to scream to them "Eat dirt!"
After I hit another target, it's time
To dodge the bricks that fly right at me.
I swerve and slip past them all in an instant-
Has something strange happened to me?
I dive to the lower level- oh, no, I can feel
The uneasiness stirring in my veins.
The three targets I have to smash in midair...
My goodness, it's starting to give me pains.
Time to take a great flying leap.
I hold my breath and float across.
SMASH! goes the first one; I 'pound' to the next.
My breath's getting short, I fear that I've lost!
But then something happens that I don't expect-
The last target is broken, hallelujah! I'm through!
"A new record!" the announcer calls to the world.
I did it in 26 seconds! Whoo hoo!
So as I look back at the course of horrors,
I smile, knowing that the trauma's over now.
But then I get called to bat in the home-run contest-
Oh great, I have *another* problem now...
*****
[A/N: That was... odd. I thought so, anyway. I understand if you don't appreciate my rhymin' skillz, but the least you could do is R&R and cheer me up. Or laugh at me. Whichever.]