raikimgal: Okay, sooo, i know a lot of you are like..."Oh NO! Tart would like NEVER rape Pudding! He's just not like that!" well, i just couldn't think of any other way for them to 'do it' together than this...so...yeah... if you want, you can leave me a review on a rated 'm' story for me to do. I will do ANY pairing so just leave a review if you want me to write any other M storys.

Tart: *magically poofs in* "What the fuck? How did I get here?"

raikimgal: Idk...Oh but I have to tell you all something! You know how ur english dubbed name is tarb right?

Tart: Yes...

raikimgal: Well if you spell that backwards, you get BRAT! LOLZ! Oh and Kisshu's dubbed name, dren, would be NERD! *LOL!*

Tart: Stupid 4kids...

raikimgal: Okay, here it is!

Tart was angry. VERY angry. He had just tried another tactic to destroy the mews, revolving around antelope chimera animas, but of course, that stupid monkey mew had ruined it for him, and destroyed them ALL BY HERSELF! Oh how he hated her...or...at least...he thought he did.

"Yo, shrimp!" came a voice from around the corner.

"What do you want Kisshu?" shouted Tart to him.

"Did the little monkey girl beat you again?" Kishu teased.

Tart did nothing but scowl.

"Oh It can't be THAT bad... You know, if I were you, I would punish her..." said Kisshu suggestively.

"What does that mean?" shouted Tart to him.

"Oh, I think you know what I mean..." Said Kisshu while he licked his lips.

Tart's eyes went wide. "WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? WITH HER? ARE YOU KIDDING?"

Kisshu shook his head no. "I would do it...if it were my konekoo-chan...matter of fact, I think I'll go 'punish' her right now. He said before teleporting away.

Tart was still in shock from what Kisshu had said. " What am I thinking? Rape Pudding? Yeah right! Why would I do that?"

'Punishment', came a voice from his head.

'what? How would that be a punishment?' he thought.

'it would make her cry.' came the voice.

'no, i couldn't...i wouldn't' he thought back.

'you can...and you will.' came the voice again, his self concious he guessed...he never thought it could be so mean... and without even thinking, he teleported to the little pink cafe' where he KNEW Pudding would be.

"BYE EVERYBODY NA NO DA!" shouted Pudding to the others at the cafe'.

"Bye Pudding-san" said Lettuce politely, as she finished cleaning the plates she had broken earlier.

Pudding happily skipped down the pavement, away from the cafe, turning the corner to get home, but little did she know, golden eyes were watching her from above. And she, was it's prey...

raikimgal: I liked it so far.

Tart:... WTH?

raikimgal: Don't judge me. Anyways sorry everybody reading this if it sucks, english is hard for me... (Im from japan. Yes, I REALLY AM!) so anyways the first review I get I will update the next chapter... so REVIEW!

Tart: You're a sick person.

raikimgal: I know, but hey, I'd think you'd be happy! I mean, I'm making it so you and Pudding have sex next chapter! Don't you want that to happen?

Tart: *expression changes from discusted to happy* I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU THANK YOU! People, review so Pudding and me can do it!

raikimgal: 0.o...okay! Well bye! Please review!