Disclaimer: I don't own Victiorous
"Jade," Cat asked, "Where did you come up with the idea to wear a fake butt"
Jade laughed.
"Cat I've been doing that since I went to Christian School. It actually started one day when Beck and I had both gotten into trouble together. It was a hot day and I was on my period.
In my school punishment was often equaled to paddling. This time the principal gave me a choice. The last time she had given the choice to Beck.
((Flashback))
"Okay Ms. West, you have a choice. You can chose to take a double paddling or you can give Mr. Oliver his licks."
Jade chewed on her lip for a minute before she had an idea.
"I'll take the double paddling," she said, "but first I need to go to the bathroom"
"Not with your backpack or your purse"
"LOOK," Jade said, "I'm on my period so if you don't want this to be a performance of BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS I suggest you let me GO TO THE FUCKEN BATHROOM AND-"
"Fine," the principal said, "but that's a triple paddling since you used the *F* bomb."
Jade went into the bathroom and put on a fake butt used for a school play where she was playing Birtha Big-butt. She didn't need the whole butt. She only put on the part that covered her real butt. It was made of a fleshy substance so even when the paddle came down on her she wouldn't feel a thing. The noise from the paddle would tell her when to 'scream'.
((Flashback ends))
"You really didn't feel anything?"
"Not a thing," Jade said, "I knew when to moan because you don't start off a paddling by screaming. It starts with a little pain then builds up to a sting where you pant and finally a burning pain causing a scream. I got 20 that time so I moaned until eight then at nine I started paining and by fifteen I was 'crying' and 'screaming'.
"Cat laughed.
"Jade," she said, "did anyone ever tell you that you're diabolical"
"I know it," Jade said with a grin