AN- This is a random one shot song fic, and is dedicated to my friend Rachel, who loves this film as much as me, and Miriam, who played me this song and gave me the idea.

The spotlight shone down onto Frank-n-furter, clad in his blue corset, tights and stilettos. Instead of his pearls, he wore a diamante choker and gold bracelets. Rocky stood looking at him in confusion, as he always did when he sang. Magenta and Riff raff were nowhere to be seen, which was probably a good thing, and Columbia sat nearby, sulking about Eddie's death and her jealousy of Rocky.

'This song, is dedicated to my…most handsome creation…'' He held out a hand to Rocky, who grinned stupidly.

Frank-n-furter:

This is where I'll be so heavenly,
so come and dance with me Rocky
So sexy, I'm sexy,
so come and dance with me Rocky

Frank-n-furter beckoned for Rocky to dance with him, but he wouldn't move, so he pulled Columbia up to join him instead

Frank-n-furter
I'm all that you see, you wanna see,
so come and dance with me Rocky
So close now, so close now,
so come and dance with me, so come and dance with me, so come and dance
with me

Rocky,
you're the man with all the leather hips,
sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips

Frankie blew a kiss to Rocky, letting g of Columbia's hand as he spun her away. She landed unceremoniously on the floor and stamped her feet impatiently.

Rocky,
you're the only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor

Rocky,
you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore

Rocky,
waiting on a silver platter now ... and nothing matters now

This is what I am, I am a man
so come and dance with me Rocky
So strong now, its strong now
so come and dance with me Rocky
I'm all that you see, you wanna see
so come and dance with me Rocky
So close now, its close now,
so come and dance with me, so come and dance with me, SO COME AND DANCE WITH ME

Riff Raff and Magenta had appeared, lookly slightly ruffled, and began to join in. Rocky was being danced around by Frankie, who jumped into his arms.

Rocky,
you're the boy with all the leather hips,
sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips

Rocky,
you're the only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor

Rocky,
you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore
Rocky,
waiting on a silver platter now ... and nothing matters now

Rocky,
you're the only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want

Columbia rejoined the dancing and began a dance fight with Magenta. Riff Raff smirked as his sister fought, and hair pulling began. Frank-n-furter remained too pre-occupied with his creation to notice anyone else. He screamed in that way only he can.

Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor
Rocky,
you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore
Rocky, waiting on a silver platter now, nothing matters now, nothing
Matters now but you

YEAH!

Frankie stood with his hands high in the air for the finale, while Columbia and Magenta fought on the floor. Riff Raff was watching, still holding a smirk on his face. Rocky now stood by Frankie, who put his arm around him. As he smirked and rose an eyebrow at Rocky, the lights went out.