Title: Don't Ever Spike Hiei's Drink

Rating: T

Summary: Yusuke, Kazuma, and Kurama figure that out the hard way. Rated T for themes.

Pairing(s): Implied Kurama/Hiei

Warning(s): Drunkenness and cursing, and slight violence, but that's about it.

Genre: Humor

A/N: Ah, random plot bunny that appeared when I was listening to music.

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"So…"

Hiei looked up at Yusuke, arching an eyebrow. "So what?" he asked, arms crossed as he sat up from his position on the couch. When Yusuke hesitated to answer, Hiei sighed. "Does this have anything to do with the reason why my head hurts like a bitch, why I threw up today, and why the hell everything is burnt into ashes except the couch?"

"Er, so, do you really like Kurama in that way?"

Hiei choked on whatever was in his throat. (Either saliva or air, as of now, he really couldn't care less.)

"Where did that ridiculous notion come from?" he asked once his throat stopped hurting.

"Um…" Yusuke was slowly backing away and Hiei arched an eyebrow.

"I think Kuwabara has a better explanation!" Yusuke squeaked and then bolted out of what remained of the room, shoving Kazuma out from behind a pile of ashes.

"And just what is your explanation?" Hiei asked, glaring at the quivering Kazuma.

"We, um, er," Kazuma whimpered, "your drink."

Hiei looked at him in confusion. "You um er-ed my drink? What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Ask Kurama!" Kazuma squealed and ran out of the room, following Yusuke's example and shoving the fox out of the pile of ashes.

"Your explanation, fox? Hopefully it's better than the two humans'."

Oddly, the fox looked scared, which was strange.

"We, uh, spiked your drink," he said quietly. "Please forgive us we did nothing wrong please it was just to see your reaction sorry Hiei-sama!"

Hiei stared, tilting his head at the fox's outburst. "Er, Hiei-sama? And what's spiking?"

"We put alcohol in your drink we're so sorry Hiei-sama please forgive us don't kill us!"

Hiei's mind made the connection between "alcohol" and "drunkenness". He dawned on it, and he glared at Kurama, some of the ashes sparking.

"Whose brilliant idea was it to put alcohol in my drink?" he spat.

"K-Kazuma's!"

From the burnt down house in the distance, people saw flames decorate the sky again and plenty of screaming. Wisely, they stayed away from it.

Lesson learned: Never spike Hiei's drink.

Ever.

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I hope you enjoyed! :D