Chaos in Florida!
By Larien
Chapter 1
The Invitation
Summary: The YuGiOh! Gang are invited to my house for the year 2005. How will they all cope, especially Seto Kaiba? Set in Florida!
Genre: Humor/Humor (For now)
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Characters: All of the YuGiOh! Gang, Me, some of my friends.
Pairings: None at the moment
Disclaimer: I am too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt! Oh! Oops, sorry, I don't own YuGiOh! (Goes back to singing) I am too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan!
Dear Sir or Madam,
You have cordially been invited to a trip to Florida for a whole year as part of an exchange program you signed up for, please be at the Domino City airport by 9am on Saturday, December 30, 2004, for your plane ride to Florida, Flight 22, enclosed is your plane ticket, you will stepping out at the Orlando International Airport Gate 33B, look for a girl with shoulder length black hair, she will be holding a sign, her name is Larien.
Sincerely,
The School Board.
Kaiba closed his letter and looked at his computer. This or that? Florida or Japan? Work or Vacation? I need a vacation though, Kaiba thought. Problem is, who's gonna run the company? Suddenly Mokuba barged into Seto's home office.
"Can we go big brother? Please oh please oh please? I really wanna go to Florida!" Mokuba hopped around and began to sing Soak Up The Sun. Kaiba sighed and rubbed his temples. Should I? Shouldn't I? After all I haven't had a vacation in quite a while, neither has Mokuba, every summer it's stay here or go play video games or go jump into the pool, it's getting quite boring even with 5293 here in the house. I bet Noa's quite bored too. At that moment Noa burst in.
"C'mon Seto! It's only for a year and plus we'll be learning about American history, also you can get away from the geek patrol!" Noa said then joined Mokuba in singing.
"ONLY A YEAR! You know how much stocks can go up?" Seto said or rather yelled. It was 2 days after Christmas and Mokuba and Noa were already getting restless.
"PLEASE!" They both looked up at Seto with the biggest, shiniest, wateriest, most cutest puppy dog eyes ever and started sniffling.
Must resist, must resist, happy thoughts, happy place, ahh yes, beating Yugi Mouto. Getting 5 more Blue Eyes White Dragons, much happier place, thought Kaiba. Kaiba felt a tug on his shirt and looked down. Dammit! I can't resist!
"Oh…alright." Said Kaiba.
"YEA!" Mokuba and Noa started doing the tango.
O.o
"I need Advil." Seto muttered as he got up.
Yugi and Yami also received their letters and were currently packing. They had decided to go in an instant. Yami was packing, hair gel, leather, his deck, his duel disk, gel, shampoo, deodorant, leather, gel, leather, and did I mention gel? Yugi was packing his clothes, his cute little star pajamas, a change of underwear, his schoolbooks, his little planner and address book, his organizer, and some clothes for Yami who was as you can see packing nothing but leather and gel. Yugi thought for a moment then took out another suitcase in which he began to pack winter clothes as in really heavy jackets and mittens and hats and scarfs, finally to top it all off his blanket and pillow were in Yami's extra bag with their Dark Magician, Dark Magician Girl, and Celtic Guardian plushies, plus some needed necessities aka toothbrushes, toothpaste and all that stuff. Finally satisfied, Yugi and Yami put their suitcases by the door waiting for the big day to come.
Anzu was concerned about the letter, very concerned, should she go? I mean this was a once in a lifetime chance, she thought. Florida! Nice beaches, tans, and Disney! Not that Tokyo Disney was bad, it was just that she couldn't afford it, I mean 19000 yen per ticket? No way! (A/N: Sorry, I dunno how to do dollar yen conversion so I'm just putting it as a lot!) Hopefully American prices will be cheaper! But America's the rich country…maybe I can go to New York while there! That'll be fun. Finally after lots of contemplating and thinking, Anzu decided to go. Her parents had already given their permission, what else was to lose? Anzu packed up her clothes, her dance outfits, some CDs and other necessities then closed her suitcase and started thinking about New York and Florida.
Ryou Bakura and his Yami, Bakura uhh Bakura were currently arguing whether to go on the trip or not. Currently Ryou was winning.
"Plus the pharoah's going to be there, Yugi called and told me, and in Florida who knows? Maybe you'll find a new weapon or five." Ryou said…
"Really?" Bakura said perking up at the word weapon, "Okay then hikari, only because of the weapon part, heh heh."
"Just one thing, don't go blowing up any famous or valuable landmarks or places, and no stealing either! The punishment there is very strict and heavy!"
Bakura sighed, well at least there could be weapons there, and maybe an 8th millennium item!
Joey and Serenity were already ready to go, they were, currently at the door attempting to sneak out, they had packed all their possessions which wasn't much. Just their toothbrush, toothpaste, some soap and shampoo, a couple pairs of clothes, a jacket, some clean undergarments, a couple of books, Serenity's journal, their bed sheets, pillows, and food. When they had received the letter they were more than ecstatic to go. After all, Mr. Wheeler wasn't exactly what you'd call a dad from happy go lucky land. So right now, Joey and Serenity were waiting for their dad to fall asleep either from exhaustion or from being drunk. Right now Mr. Wheeler was currently grunting and moaning while cursing, as you can probably tell he was with a woman, a prostitute more like it, and they were having a real good time. Finally both Serenity and Joey heard a scream that sounded like delight that came from both the hooker and Mr. Wheeler and then what was followed by a thud. And a couple minutes later some snoring. Joey gave the single then both he and Serenity snuck out with 3 bags. They hurried down the stairs of the scrawny apartment building quickly and into the dark night. Truthfully it wasn't that dark with all the street lights. Joey ushered Serenity into Yugi's game shop as soon as they got their locking the door tightly behind them. Yugi gave them pillows and blankets and told them to settle in upstairs on the couches.
Mai Valentine was currently trying to close her suitcase, I mean of course, it is kind of hard too, with all that make up and clothes. 7 LARGE, (and I do mean large as in as big as your 45" wide screen TV large) suitcases were currently stacked to the brim and unclosed.
"Darn it! If only I had one more suitcase I could fit everything in it! But there are no more limited edition Armani © purple designer suitcases in the world anymore!" Mai whined. "Hmmm, maybe I can check EBay!"
And so Mai dug thru 5 of her suitcases looking for her expensive Dell Dimension Desktop sleek black computer with a purple top. Finally after 4 hours of long searching and various little "pitstops" on the way Mai found one 24" purple Armani© limited edition suitcase left for 50 as the highest bid. Mai bid at 200 and in a couple of minutes surprisingly received a reply from the seller that she would get the suitcase. Mai squealed in delight and did her little happy dance. Then she realized that it wasn't going to be here until December 30th! The day she was leaving! Hurrying she logged back on to EBay and tried to find the suitcase that she had just bought. Finally after another 2 hours she found it.
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Which right then and there she offered to pay an extra 50 if it could be delivered in one day.
Malik, Marik, Isis, and Odion were already packed and ready, end of story, did I mention that Marik and Malik were currently playing a game called, Let's Kill All of Isis's Furniture!
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The DOOM warriors were also getting ready to go to their "dueling competition" hosted in Florida. Varon was sitting casually on his suitcase while Alistair combed out his hair.
"Ya think there will be hot girls there?" Alistair said out of the blue.
"Of course! But none would fall for a dimwit like you!" Varon replied.
Alistair growled, just because of his clothes and his hair he was considered the "woman" which he wasn't. Raphael sighed, why did I have to take care of them? Why?
-Flashback-
Dartz waved goodbye to his faithful warriors before walking thru the portal back to Atlantis with Ironheart and Kris.
"Remember Raphael, you are in charge now." He said before he left.
-End Flashback-
Well, at least I'm in charge, and Dartz had enough common sense to put me, the smart one in charge!
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So Raphael lugged both suitcases into the trunk of their car and went back inside for a long nap and maybe some Tylenol.
Larien paced back in forth in her room hoping that the letters had been sent. She hopped back and forth to the different rooms in her house. First she checked the Master Bedroom which would be going to Mokuba, Kaiba, and Noa. Then she checked the second room, which would be going to the DOOM warriors, the third was hers, the fourth would go to the Ishtars, the living room was made to be the Bakura's and the Mouto's. And the Wheelers, Mai, and Anzu would be staying in the Den. Larien checked the Master Bedroom's connected office and made sure one last time that there was Microsoft Office and the Internet on it. Then she went upstairs to make sure that nothing would be touched in the bonus room, that was her special office/relaxation place. The shelves were neat and the whole place was nice, hmm, maybe she should let Anzu stay here, after all Larien was NOT an Anzu basher. Larien then turned on her heel and went back downstairs to sleep. Ahhh, sleep. So blissful.
Could you believe it when I tell you that Larien forgot to invite a certain black haired green eyed hottie? Yes, she forgot to invite Duke Devlin, but lucky for her, our cute Dungeon Dice Monsters creator was going on a trip to New York for New Years, then to Florida for some nice warm, no snow, tanning.
There's the first chapter! It won't be long till the second!
A/N: If you think I copied this from SETO'S PRINCESS, I DIDN'T! I specifically sent this to her before I published it, and she said it was fine...ASK her if you don't believe me!