A/N: So, I was doing some searching on the Harry Potter wiki. And guess what I found? Two mystery babies, born in 2006, yet seen in the newspaper Metro in a movie in Harry Potter, canonically in the year 1995. Conclusion? Time travelers. Welcome to the Monk family.

(This will probably be continued, in some odd way or something, and is not meant to be serious at all. It's kind of not even Harry Potter, except it is, so... Yeah. Enjoy? It's a bit weird.)

The Mystery of the Monks

Tom and Jack were special, their mother had told them. They were her "miracle babies," and to her, miracles they would always be.

Little did they know that there was more to them than an extraordinary birth. Yes, they were muggles, yes they were largely unimportant in the grand scheme of things (defeating Voldemort, all that, except that happened 11 years ago...), but...

They were time travelers.

It was something they had just discovered one day. You know, pick up a newspaper about their birth, and poof! It was just gone. Again, at that time, they didn't know where it went, but that didn't really matter. Yet.

Eventually, they discovered how their time travel worked. It was a little odd, and always had to do with their "miracle of birth." If they were holding something related to that (such as that certain newspaper), it was easy. If not, well... Let's just say it's awkward when you're staring at your twin brother who's trying to squint like Hiro does in Heroes so that he could time travel... when it's obviously not working.

So, throughout their years of growing up, Tom and Jack had many such awkward situations. Oh, it wasn't just one who was more "squinty" than the other, they both were equally obsessed with the idea and attempted it. However, the really odd thing about that was, Heroes started airing only a month after they were born. So who knows, maybe there were destined to be... squinting heroes.

Well, one day their mom walked in on these fine squinting heroes. The situation only got more awkward. She asked what they were doing, and Tom replied cheerily, "Time traveling." You can imagine that went well.

Actually, it went fabulously. She applauded them on their creativity and then left.

Well, the thing is, at that moment (yet in 1995 somehow) that first newspaper they sent back in time appeared in Harry Potter's hand. And you see, this is very important, because this is the grand scheme of things. This is the One. The One who will defeat Voldy. Ehm... Voldyshorts. No? Moldyshorts? You get the point.

Unfortunately, Harry is a terrible hero and does not care much about miracle babies who are actually time-traveling babies. So he only tosses the aside the newspaper (nevermind the fact that the Metro existed only after 1999), and it only ever gets shown in the movie and never even mentioned in the books.

Too bad. He could have had time-traveling babies on his side.