50 Shades of Sponge

By Jared Clendenen

I remember it like it was yesterday.

I had just watched seasons 1-7 of Sponge bob.

I loved Sponge bob so much, I was his biggest fan.

But then one afternoon, I would be more than a fan.

I would be his lover.

I got a call from a man named simply "Stewart."

He said in a weird voice, "Hey there, Jimmy!"

I thought "How does he know my name?"

But that was the least of my worries.

"It's me, Patrick!" The man said.

He didn't sound like Patrick,

and the phone said his name was Stewart.

But how could I pass up the chance to talk to Patrick!

"Come on down to my house and we can play!" He said.

Then, he texted me an address.

I didn't know how he got my number,

Or why he wanted to play with me,

but I went to the address anyway.

I snuck out of my bedroom window while my parents were asleep.

I packed with me 3 pudding snack packs.

I got on my bike and rode to Patrick's house.

When I got there, I realized

this wasn't a house at all.

It was an old camper out in the woods.

Out came Patrick, but his face looked weird.

It never moved.

"Why hi there, little boy!" Said Patrick.

His mouth didn't move when he talked.

And that's when I realized it,

this wasn't Patrick at all.

I screamed and tried to run away, but he caught me.

"Come here, Jerome. Fresh meat." He said in a deep voice.

Out came a man in a Sponge bob suit.

He bent me over, and I knew what was in store for me next.

He started to sing the theme song in my ear.

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

He took my pudding snack packs and opened them.

He took a spoon, scooped out the pudding

and shoved the spoon up my butt hole.

I said "Your not Patrick, your Stewart!"

Then he said, "How would you like a nice fresh

ladle of stew, little boy?"

He ate the pudding out of my butt hole.

He said "Funky fresh, just the way I like it."

Sponge bob shoved his Sponge Cock down my throat

squirting his sea sponge semen into my mouth

it leaked out of my eyeballs

it ran down my face out of my nose

you would think this was horrible

but I loved it.

I tried to push against his force

but his massive dick was too much for me

I heard a loud SNAP!

And then I couldn't move.

I was in much pain

on the ground, paralyzed.

Then, I saw Sponge bob walk up to my body.

He took out a machete, and

slashed my butt cheeks off.

He then put them on a plaque

and said "I will always remember you."

Finally, he squirted the rest of his spongy cum onto my face.

He put my body in a trash bag

and took me to a nearby creek

and floated me down the river

never to be seen again.

But that night with Sponge bob and Patrick

made it all worth it.