This is what I get when I write stories like 'Turn it Up!' I'm sorry. I have the most messed up mind in the world. FYI: Kuramochi's parts are when you see the words 'cheetah', 'speed', and 'shortstops', and Eijun's parts are basically the rest. Have fun and be scarred for life!
My cheetah speed don't…
My cheetah speed don't…
My cheetah speed don't want none unless you got balls hun
Boy toy named Captain used to live in Japan
Big dope batting money, he was getting some coins
Was in shootouts with the Coach, but he live in Seido
Bought me Mizuno and the McQueens, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Ball in my mitt, bitch I came dressed to pitch
Who wanna bat first? I got them jamming fastballs
I'm hot as hell, I only took a half a break
I'm on some dumb shit
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no strikes
Come through and fuck 'em in my baseball stadium
Let him eat it with his mitt
He keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it's serious, that he love my change-ups
Because he don't like 'em weak, he want something he can catch
So I pull up in the field and hit 'em with a pitch like…
Bang-b-b-bang-bang-b-b-bang-bang
My cheetah speed don't…
My cheetah speed don't…
My cheetah speed don't want none unless you got balls hun
Oh my gosh, look at his speed
Oh my gosh, look at his speed
Oh my gosh, look at his speed
Oh my gosh, look at his speed (look at his speed)
This dude named Kazuya used to ride Toyotas
Dick bigger than a stadium, I ain't talking about Yankees
Real Tokyo ass catcher, let me play with his mitt
Practice put his ass to sleep, now he calling me Chris-senpai
Now that's bang, bang, bang
I let him catch it 'cause he slang home base
He toss my pitches like his name is Mei
And we win, I make him buy me cocaine
I'm on some dumb shit
By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no strikes
Come through and fuck 'em in my baseball stadium
Let him eat it with his mitt
He keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it's serious, that he love my change-ups
Because he don't like 'em weak, he want something he can catch
So I pull up in the field, Narumiya with a pitch like…
Bang-b-b-bang-bang-b-b-bang-bang
My cheetah speed don't…
My cheetah speed don't…
My cheetah speed don't want none unless you got balls hun
Oh my gosh, look at his pitch
Oh my gosh, look at his pitch
Oh my gosh, look at his pitch
Oh my gosh, look at his pitch (look at his pitch)
Bitchy on the mound, but he got much ass
Bitchy on the mound, but he got much ass
Bitchy on the mound, but he got much ass
Oh my God (look at his speed)
My cheetah speed don't…
My cheetah speed don't…
My cheetah speed don't want none unless you got balls hun
(Don't don't don't) My cheetah speed don't
(Don't don't don't) Don't want none unless you got balls hun
Oh my gosh, look at his speed
Oh my gosh, look at his speed
Oh my gosh, look at his speed
Yeah, he love this crossfire
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with good pitching in the fucking stadium
I said, "Where my good ass pitchers in the stadium"
Fuck those slow shortstops
Fuck those slow ass shortstops in the club
I wanna see all the good ass pitchers in the motherfucking club, fuck you if you a slow ass shortstop. What? Yeah!
Yeah. I have the best team in the world. Come on!
I repent for my sins. Copyright, Nicki Minaj "Anaconda", 2014. I (partially) do not own this piece of work and I'm actually quite proud for writing this… maybe. If you want me to do another parody, ask ahead. I DARE YOU.