A to Z of Naruto yaoi
A/N: XD all hail crack moments! Inspired by a request to do an A-Z about Sasuke (it will be done, but it's taking longer than this one) and written out of pure boredom.
Contains multiple pairings [ShinoKiba, NejiKan, SasuNaru, KisaIta, KakaGai, LeeGaa, ZabuHaku, ShikaxChouji, but mostly SasuNaru
Warnings: Involves bondage, excessive alchohol consumption, animal fetishes, alternate usage of sand and the byakugan, yaoi paddles and strip chess… XD it's a YAOI fest, what did you expect?
Oh, and for the lesser-brained (oh hi Chloe! XD…) B ties in with H.
A: Akamaru; the day Shino goes so far as to make a sick joke about Kiba and his dog, Kiba informs him he likes bugs more anyways.
B: Bondage; "You're the one who suggested it!" Sasuke growls at a hopelessly trapped Naruto.
C: Chakra strings; "No." was all Neji said to Kankurou.
D: Drunk; how Gaara managed to get himself drunk, Lee didn't know… but he did know it made the redhead a lot… friendlier…
E: Education; "But… Sasuke… we could never… y'know…" Naruto never really got any kind of sex talk.
F: Feminine; taking Neji's girly appearance into consideration, Tenten doesn't think his being attracted to men means that he's gay at all.
G: "Good-Guy pose"; when they were younger, Kakashi thought it was cute. Now, he finds it… scary…
H: Honesty; "Well you should have told me you didn't want to!" Naruto yells back, still firmly tied to the chair.
I: Idiot; Lee was clueless… he really was…
J: "Jaws"; Itachi loves that movie. He lets Kisame thinks it's just because of the bloodlust, though.
K: Kyuubi; Sasuke only ever called Naruto "foxy" once, in the sexless month that followed, he decided it wasn't worth it.
L: Lust; "You're running around shirtless! How could I not stare?!" Shino only realized how gay that statement sounded after it came out of his mouth.
M: Marriage; when Neji proposed, Kankurou laughed as he accepted. Shouldn't he be the one proposing?
N: Name-calling; "Who's the loser now?" Naruto smirks, looking over a barely-dressed Sasuke. Who knew the blond was so good at chess?
O: Orange; Sasuke's favourite colour.
P: Pervert; "NEJI!!!" the byakugan has many, many uses…
Q: Question; "What is love, Zabuza-san?" Haku asked. Well, there was only one way to answer that…
R: Rivals; Kakashi and Gai have heard some pretty traumatizing rumours over the years.
S: Sand; "You want to do what?!" Gaara's sexual side, Lee discovers, can get a little… interesting.
T: Taijutsu; Lee's flexible. 'Nuff said.
U: Unsurprising; Gaara was shocked at just how… not shocking his siblings found his relationship with Lee.
V: Vagina; Naruto wanted to try something new… Sasuke now has a chronic fear of the "Sexy no Jutsu"
W: White shirt; Lee, Gaara decided, should never use umbrellas.
X: X-men; Naruto had tears of laughter in his eyes when he discovered Sasuke's comic collection.
Y: Yaoi paddle; the one item every fangirl needs.
Z: Zipper; Shikamaru discovers just how troublesome some of these little devices can be…