AN/ This is a parody I apologize if it insults any one, but really that is the point.
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight but I do own the army of evil leprechauns.
My POV or something.
One day, Emmett Cullen decided to go hunting alone. But he wasn't aware of the dangers. No one had ever thought to tell him of the evil leprechaun army that inhabited half of the woods, and why would he ever expect such a thing? After all this was Washington not Ireland.
So it was a shock to him when he saw 30 pairs of glowing green eyes in the bushes. He took a step back and out of the bushes came 1 little short man. He had green eyes, red hair and beard and was dressed entirely in green. By short I mean short. This little man stood no taller than 2 feet!
"AYE!" the little man shouted and Emmett was taken aback by how large his voice was. "Who be ye who trespasses on the land of the clan of Debbie!?" he said in his suspiciously Irish accent.
"Umm I'm Emmett?" Emmett answered.
"And what be your business here?" he heard a female voice call and out stepped a little woman. Dressed the same as the little man but with blond hair.
"I was hunting." Replied Emmett. The green eyes still in the bushes were starting to make him nervose.
"Welcome," said the little man. "I am Brennan Debbie and this is my wife, Mary. We be the leaders of our clan. What clan do ye hail from brother Emmett?"
"Umm, the Cullen clan." He answered. What were these scary creatures?
Brennan suddenly looked enraged. "The Cullen clan destroyed our crops!!!" he shouted. "This man is and enemy of ours! Get him brothers and sisters!!"
Suddenly 28 more of the little creatures charged out of the bushes and Emmett was surprised to find himself being lifted up by them and carried away. Even his vampire strength didn't seem to faze them!
Then he noticed that 10 of the demons were digging a whole in the ground. After about an hour, the ones carrying him threw him down into the whole. He fell down down down. When he finally hit bottom he realized that he was 80 feet down. They started to fill in the hole.
Back at the Cullen's"Hey does any one know where Emmett went?" asked Jasper. Every one just shrugged and went back to watching Interview with a vampire and teasing Edward about how he must have inspired Lois.
No one questioned Emmett's location again.
Back in the hole with EmmettIt's very dark in here he thought. I wish I'd brought a magazine.
AN/ How do you like it? If I get enough reviews I might write a sequel!!!