Stargate Interrupt Us

by JaxLass

Some days, General Hammond can’t seem to get cooperation in the gate room from his own people.

Some days, General Hammond can't seem to get cooperation in the gate room from his own people.

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STARGATE INTERRUPT- US

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CHEVRON SEVEN LOCKED. General Hammond shielded his eyes. "Doctor Jackson, ask your friends to tone it down, we have enough light in there already."

CHEVRON SEVEN LOCKED. General Hammond groaned. "Hold on, which one of the natives has misplaced his camels?"

CHEVRON SEVEN LOCKED. General Hammond sighed. "Colonel O'Neill, if those are your golf clubs, please remove them from the ramp."

CHEVRON SEVEN LOCKED. General Hammond rolled his eyes. "Carter, I thought you told those painters it was for tomorrow, not today."

CHEVRON SEVEN LOCKED. General Hammond frowned. "Major, uncuff McKay from that rail NOW!"

CHEVRON SEVEN LOCKED. General Hammond bit his lip. "Colonel, get those holes in the wall fixed. Need I remind you live rounds are not allowed to be discharged?"

CHEVRON SEVEN LOCKED. General Hammond stared. "OK, tell me again, Daniel, how you propose to get those harmless vine creatures off my viewing window."

CHEVRON SEVEN LOCKED. General Hammond counted again. "Colonel, you can't leave your newest member behind - go get him."

CHEVRON SEVEN LOCKED. General Hammond smiled. "It's all yours now, Jack. I'm taking my vacation."

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