Starfox: The Pacifier Parody
Chapter One: Briefing
January 22nd, 2008 (Human calendar)
1:32 PM
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Fox McCloud was walking down the corridor. He arrived at the bridge. When he sat down General Peppy Hare came on screen. "Fox" he said. "Hey Peppy, long time no see" Fox replied. "Fox I have exciting news, we have discovered a new race!" he said calmly.
"Seriously!?" Slippy cried. "Yes, they are called Humans" he said. He then showed Starfox a picture of the race. "Wow, nice" Fox said. "Apparently they are civilized and have developed nations but aren't a unified planet yet" he began.
"Here are the borders of their nations" he said. Then a topographic view of a planet came. Along with that, dark, bold lines told us of the nations borders.
"There are decently small nations at that area" Krystal said as she pointed to a landmass connected to a bigger one. "Yes and here are the governments they have created that group them" Peppy said. "There are the United Nations and the European Union" he said. "That landmass you pointed to Krystal is the province called Europe" he said. "And that's where the European Union is formed and operating". "The United Nations groups other nations even if they aren't on the same province".
"There's a nation that's worth visiting due to their reputation" Peppy said. "And that is?" Falco asked. "The United States of America, regarded as the world's sole superpower" he said. "Wow, they must be powerful" Fox said.
"Yes, they gained that title after the fall of the Soviet Union in, human's calendar, 1991" he said. "When do we meet them?" Slippy asked.
"We have decided to visit the US since they are the only nation welcoming us" he said. "How come they're the only one?" Krystal asked. "We don't know yet, but the other nations are suspicious of us for some reason" Peppy said. "Aww, that's mean" Falco said sarcastically. "Anyway, the US is having a political campaign to see who will become their new leader, which they call, president" he said.
"Hmm, how does it work?" Fox asked. "It is very complicated, but two people of opposing parties are elected by voting them into office" Peppy explained. "The parties are Democrats and Republicans" he continued, "Right now the two people are John Anderson of the Democrats and Alex Peterson of the Republicans" he finished.
"However, Alex is a little scared of us since we have superior technology but John told us that if he wins we can come and visit them" he said. "I already like John" Fox said. "Yes, but Alex has heard that and people are starting rumors that he will stop him through unlawful ways" Peppy warned. "Like what?" Krystal wondered with concern.
"Assassination of his family" he said. "What!?" Slippy and Falco cried out at the same time. "That's horrible" Krystal said. "Yes, he knows that John relies on his family for motivation and support, and he will drop out of the race and Alex will win by default" he said. "That's why the UN is asking you to guard his family after the race is over and he wins" Peppy said. "Shouldn't be too difficult" Fox said.
"His family lives in one of the US's states, California" he said. Then a map came and zoomed in to a area off the coast. "They live in a house in a place called, Los Angeles" he said. "Alright we got the location and summary, we are ready to go" Fox said. "Excellent, a man named Cobra Bubbles will assist you" Peppy said. "Wait I'm no ones bodyguard" Falco said. "Yeah and I need to keep the ship in orbit until clearance" Slippy said. "Guess it's just you and me Fox" Krystal said.
Fox blushed. He knew Krystal was embarrassing him for fun. "Alright, the locals are waiting to see you so get ready to be mobbed by excited people" Peppy said. "Guess we aren't the only ones who are excited" Fox said.
Fox and Krystal boarded their Arwings and setoff to Kokoua Town.
Author: This story will make my avatar a human and I can't figure out a good name.