I wrote this extremely short drabble on a half-sheet of notebook paper a year or so ago. My math teacher had taken my fanfiction notebook (now a multi-purpose binder) away, and I was really bored. Meh, enough of my A/N. Read the stupidity and weep.


Caren stared at Lucia and Coco. "Me? Watch Sesame Street? With you guys? Are you kidding me?"

"No," Coco giggled. She winked at Lucia, who grinned.

Caren wasn't quite sure what happened next. All she knew was that she ended up tied to a chair in front of a TV.

"NOW!" Coco commanded. Lucia punched some buttons on the remote. Sesame Street was just starting.


~1 Scream and 30 Minutes Later~

"Wow. It actually wasn't that bad," Caren said in amazement.

"See? We told you you'd like it," Coco said. Lucia giggled.

"That was fun! Let's go drink more Dr. Pepper now!"


Yes, I believe I have written something incredibly dumb. I seem to enjoy writing stories for MM with the baseline of Mermaids + Soda = Stupidity. Much fun.

I'll probably make multiple chapters of this. I already have something else that fits this category, and I think it'll be a great writers'-block buster. So look for more.

R&R please! Anonymous reviews are turned on. And if you don't review, I'll send the drunk mermaids to your house.